The Best Ever Book of Table Tennis Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781478120100
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Table Tennis jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Table Tennis Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Table Tennis Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Table Tennis joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Table Tennis jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Table Tennis Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Table Tennis Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Table Tennis Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Table Tennis Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Table Tennis Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Ping Pong Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781478120193
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Ping Pong jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Ping Pong Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Ping Pong Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Ping Pong joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Ping Pong jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Ping Pong Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Ping Pong Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Ping Pong Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Ping Pong Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Ping Pong Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Metaphysics of Ping-Pong

Author: Guido Mina di Sospiro
Publisher: Quest Books
ISBN: 083563194X
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 224

Book Description
When a mortifying defeat to his teenage son rekindles his lifelong passion for table tennis, keen philosopher Guido Mina di Sospiro sets out to learn the game properly. Guido’s love for spinning a feather-weight ball takes him from his local Ping-Pong club, populated by idiosyncratic players with extraordinary stories to tell, to training drills with a world-class coach. This seemingly harmless game also leads him into sticky situations in the CIA headquarters and the ganglands of Washington, D.C. Woven throughout his Ping-Pong epiphany are philosophical ruminations on Plato and Aristotle, metaphysicians and empiricists, Jung’s dark shadow, Sun Tzu’s war tactics, the I Ching, and much more. As Guido’s journey takes him from Big Sur to a nail-biting showdown in China against a string of elite players, he finds that Ping-Pong can teach us a surprising amount about life.

The Best Ever Book of Real Tennis Jokes

Author: Mark Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781499265644
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Catholic, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Real Tennis jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Real Tennis Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Real Tennis jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Real Tennis joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Real Tennis jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Real Tennis Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A Real Tennis Player and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Real Tennis Player turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the Real Tennis Player. The Real Tennis Players's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the Real Tennis Player who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Real Tennis Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Mighty Walzer

Author: Howard Jacobson
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN: 1783198354
Category : Drama
Languages : en
Pages : 125

Book Description
Oliver Walzer is shy, bookish, Jewish. He doesn’t know how to talk to girls. But he can slice, flick and spin a ping pong ball better than any teenager in Manchester. Oliver channels his frustrated adolescent lust into the game he loves. That is until the heartbreaking Lorna Peachley and the prospect of a place at Cambridge take his eye off the ball.

Greatest Table Tennis Players to Ever Play the Game: Top 100

Author: Alex Trost
Publisher: A&V
ISBN: 1490588302
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 29

Book Description
Are you looking for a journey that will take you through this amazing obok, along with funny comments and a word puzzle? Then this book is for you. Whether you are looking at this book for curiosity, choices, options, or just for fun; this book fits any criteria. Writing this book did not happen quickly. It is thorough look at accuracy and foundation before the book was even started. This book was created to inform, entertain and maybe even test your knowledge. By the time you finish reading this book you will want to share it with others.

Vintage American Flag Best Ping Pong Dad Ever Table Tennis Meme Notebook Planner

Author: Kaeden Jones
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
Vintage American Flag Best Ping Pong Dad Ever Table Tennis Meme Notebook Planner This notebook planner help you control your spending and see where the money goes each month. Features today I'm grateful for prompt Monthly Brainstorm & Undated Monthly Calendar & Monthly Reflections Page intention for the day Specs Not too thick & not too thin, so it's a great size to throw in your purse or bag! Record your weekly expenses and plan monthly budgets with simple, straightforward tracker pages. Buy this planner for yourself or give the gift of purposeful organization to your favorite teachers or homeschoolers! It's undated too, so you can start using it at any time.

Table Tennis Tactics for Thinkers

Author: Larry Hodges
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781477643785
Category : Table tennis
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
"USA Table Tennis Hall of Famer and national coach Larry Hodges takes you on a journey not just of speed and spin, but of mind. You'll develop the habit of tactical thinking, learn what tactics to use against various styles and how to strategically develop your game so you'll have the tactical tools needed to win"--Page 4 of cover.

The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Table Tennis Players

Author: Mark Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781484937020
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Table Tennis Players is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Table Tennis Players appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Table Tennis Player knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Table Tennis Player, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Table Tennis Players. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

The Book of Jokes

Author: Momus
Publisher: Dalkey Archive Press
ISBN: 1564785610
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 202

Book Description
Imagine a universe where every joke you've ever heard is solid, real, and occasionally dangerous--and all happening, one after the other, to the same small group of people. Detailing a series of filthy and ludicrous episodes in the life of a single family, saddled with a super-eccentric, sexually rapacious father, "The Book of Jokes" tells the story of the youth and education of a bland young boy doomed to record--in an incongruously serious, autobiographical mode--all the ridiculous incidents befalling his household. With their lives dictated by set ups and punchlines, the boy's family quickly becomes luridly dysfunctional, and he realizes that the only way to escape his tragicomic fate is by trying to take control of the joke-telling himself. Channeling the spirits of Chaucer, Rabelais, Flann O'Brien, and Gian Francesco Poggio Bracciolini, the Vatican secretary who compiled the first known book of jokes in 1451, "The Book of Jokes" is a happy raspberry in the face of life as we know and tell it.