The Baby Owner's Manual

Author: Louis Borgenicht M.D.
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594746095
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 258

Book Description
At last! A beginner's guide to newborn baby technology, complete with step-by-step instructions, FAQs, and schematics, from a board-certified pediatrician and his son (an older model). Congratulations—you’ve just acquired one of life’s biggest technological marvels: a newborn baby! New owners have so many questions: How do I handle sleep malfunctions? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? What transportation accessories do I need? New users will get plenty of useful advice on: PREPARATION AND HOME INSTALLATION: How to store your baby properly GENERAL CARE: Effective techniques for handling, holding, and comforting the baby FEEDING: An in-depth guide to your baby’s power supply, from breastfeeding to solid food PROGRAMMING SLEEP MODE: How to Configure baby’s sleeping area and manage issues such as overstimulation GENERAL MAINTENANCE: Keep that new baby smell fresh with tips on sanitation and care, such as diaper installation and cleaning GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT: Perform user testing on baby’s reflexes, note and track milestones, plus advanced motor and sensory skills SAFETY AND EMERGENCY MAINTENANCE: Monitor baby’s health, tackle childproofing, learn life-saving procedures, plus get fixes for minor issues such as cradle cap and diaper rash Whatever your concerns, celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenight and his son, Joe Borgenicht, provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.

The Baby Owner's Manual

Author: Louis Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 9781931686235
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 232

Book Description
As every parent knows, infant technology isn't quite user-friendly, and first-timers have plenty of frequently asked questions: How does one get the baby to sleep through the night? What is the recommended way to swaddle a baby? When is it necessary to bring a baby to a physician for servicing?The Baby Owner's Manual has the answers. With step-by-step instructions, helpful schematic diagrams, trouble-shooting tips and advice on lifelong maintenance, this manual skips the warm-and-fuzzy illustrations and cuts right to the dirty diapers.

Baby Owner's Manual

Author: Steve Bedwell
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781921878428
Category : Fatherhood
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
For fathers and their partners, a humorous laugh-out-loud introduction to the chaotic world of parenting, packaged as a retro car manual Regardless of the model you have taken delivery of, your baby will have certain standard equipment in common with all babies, and some which vary from model to model. No two Mother Nature Heavy Industries (MNHI) babies are identical. A humorous operating guide for fathers, this book likens a new baby to the other love in a man's life--no, not his wife, his car This essential handbook covers everything from delivery of baby from Mother Nature Heavy Industries, regular servicing of your baby, standard equipment, the cooling system and liquid waste disposal, warning signs, even optimizing economy, and getting the most out of your baby. This is a must-have book for any father-to-be.

The Home Owner's Manual

Author: Dan Ramsey
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594747733
Category : House & Home
Languages : en
Pages : 228

Book Description
At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Home Technology Water stains on your ceiling. Dents and cracks in your drywall. Radiators that hiss and gurgle all night long. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my house come with an owner’s manual?” And now—finally!—it does. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Home Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What’s the best way to fix a leaky faucet? When should I have my chimney cleaned? How can I reset a circuit breaker without electrocuting myself? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of licensed building contractor Dan Ramsey, who has taught the basics of renovation to thousands of homeowners.

Your New Baby

Author: Martin Baxendale
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780951354216
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description

Bringing Baby Home

Author: Laura Zahn
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 164

Book Description
Zahn's sense of humor and clear directions make this a simple, enjoyable book to read. Real advice for the real world -- go buy it today. The Best Books for You & Your Baby. Benjamin Franklin and Midwest Book Achievement Award winner.

The Cat Owner's Manual

Author: Dr. David Brunner
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 9781931686877
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 228

Book Description
At last—a beginner’s guide to feline technology! The cat parent’s guide to common kitty quirks and what they really mean—featuring useful diagrams and hilarious insights! Scratch marks on your furniture. Dead mice on your doorstep. Stray hairs all over your clothes. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my cat have an owner’s manual?” And now—finally!—she does. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Cat Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: • Which breeds interface best with dogs? • How can I maintain a quality exterior finish? • And why does my model always drink from the bathtub? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated veterinarian Dr. David Brunner and acclaimed author Sam Stall. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for both new and experienced cat owners.

Your Owner's Manual

Author: Burt Hotchkiss
Publisher: Fernwood Management Company
ISBN: 9780963536501
Category : Conduct of life
Languages : en
Pages : 138

Book Description

It's a Boy!

Author: Martin Baxendale
Publisher: Silent but Deadly Publications
ISBN: 9780953930388
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 47

Book Description
An ideal gift for all proud new parents of a baby boy, this cartoon-strip style book will help lighten the load a little between feeds and nappy changes!

Fat

Author: Ragen Chastain
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780985667405
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 200

Book Description
This book is more than just the story of a fat woman who managed to win respect and National Championships in the thin-obsessed world of dance. It's more than just a trained researcher's examination of the evidence about weight and health. It's a book about living life in the body that you have now, and making decisions about what you want in the future, and how to get there. Whether you want to change your body, fight for size acceptance, just live your life, or understand and support your fat friends and family, this book provides the insights, aha moments, humor, and hard facts to help.