Fifty Shades of Chicken

Author: F.L. Fowler
Publisher: Clarkson Potter
ISBN: 0385345224
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 162

Book Description
Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

50 Shades of Coq

Author: A. Fowlpun
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781515142027
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 130

Book Description
"These damn things are as hot as a stiff cock." - JULIA CHILD As one of the most famous coq-handlers of all time, Mrs. Child should know what she's talking about. A F Owlpun's (get it?) 50 Shades of Coq: A Parody Cookbook For Lovers of White Coq, Dark Coq, and All Shades Between promises to be one of the most cherished and wholesome family books to appear since 50 Shades of Grey. It contains recipes. Many recipes. Up to 50 of them. All containing chicken, or as the French like to titter, "Coq." So there you have it. It's a book for cooking. Why anyone would want to cook at home is beyond me, but if you do, then this is the book for you. Or for a friend. It's better if you give it to a friend and let them do the cooking. That way you win some points and get a free meal out of it. Here's an idea: Want to make a lot of friends? Then give a bunch of people a copy of this book. Make sense? I knew you'd see the wisdom in this suggestion. 'Nuff said. Buy the book, the recipes are actually delicious, and the shipping is free if you're a Prime member. And if you don't like the book, just return it for a full refund. What is there to lose, except an opportunity to make new friends? Click the BUY button now! FREE SHIPPING for prime members.

Fifty Shades of Bacon

Author: Benjamin Myhre
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781479129836
Category : Cooking (Bacon)
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
A tongue in cheek delivery of some great bacon recipes. Everything from basic bacon bits to bacon ice cream to bacon au gratin and alfredo.

50 Shades of Coq (Ed 2)

Author: A F Fowlpun
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781949314694
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 132

Book Description

Radical Chic and Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers

Author: Tom Wolfe
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN: 142996118X
Category : Social Science
Languages : en
Pages : 141

Book Description
Radical Chic and Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers is classic Tom Wolfe, a funny, irreverent, and "delicious" (The Wall Street Journal) dissection of class and status by the master of New Journalism The phrase 'radical chic' was coined by Tom Wolfe in 1970 when Leonard Bernstein gave a party for the Black Panthers at his duplex apartment on Park Avenue. That incongruous scene is re-created here in high fidelity as is another meeting ground between militant minorities and the liberal white establishment. Radical Chic provocatively explores the relationship between Black rage and White guilt. Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers, set in San Francisco at the Office of Economic Opportunity, details the corruption and dysfunction of the anti-poverty programs run at that time. Wolfe uncovers how much of the program's money failed to reach its intended recipients. Instead, hustlers gamed the system, causing the OEO efforts to fail the impoverished communities.

The Balthazar Cookbook

Author: Keith McNally
Publisher: Clarkson Potter
ISBN: 1400046351
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 294

Book Description
When restaurateur Keith McNally and co-chefs Riad Nasr and Lee Hanson opened Balthazar in 1997, it immediately became one of the hottest restaurants in the country. Famous for its star-studded clientele, a beautiful room in the chic SoHo neighborhood, and superbly executed food, Balthazar has been embraced by New Yorkers and visitors alike for its perfect evocation of a French brasserie. The Balthazar Cookbook captures that energy, that style, and that cuisine, with recipes for the most-loved and most-accessible French dishes: seafood ranging from the ultra-simple Moules à la Marinière to more ambitious Bouillabaisse; chicken and game favorites that include Coq au Vin and Cassoulet; red-meat classics such as Braised Short Ribs and Blanquette de Veau; sides like the perfect French Fries or sublime Macaroni Gratin; and finales that include Crème Brûlée and Chocolate Pot de Crème. This is the best of French cooking, from one of the best-loved French restaurants in the country.

Already Dead

Author: Charlie Huston
Publisher: Del Rey
ISBN: 0307414515
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 290

Book Description
Those stories you hear? The ones about things that only come out at night? Things that feed on blood, feed on us? Got news for you: they’re true. Only it’s not like the movies or old man Stoker’s storybook. It’s worse. Especially if you happen to be one of them. Just ask Joe Pitt. There’s a shambler on the loose. Some fool who got himself infected with a flesh-eating bacteria is lurching around, trying to munch on folks’ brains. Joe hates shamblers, but he’s still the one who has to deal with them. That’s just the kind of life he has. Except afterlife might be better word. From the Battery to the Bronx, and from river to river, Manhattan is crawling with Vampyres. Joe is one of them, and he’s not happy about it. Yeah, he gets to be stronger and faster than you, and he’s tough as nails and hard to kill. But spending his nights trying to score a pint of blood to feed the Vyrus that’s eating at him isn’t his idea of a good time. And Joe doesn’t make it any easier on himself. Going his own way, refusing to ally with the Clans that run the undead underside of Manhattan–it ain’t easy. It’s worse once he gets mixed up with the Coalition–the city’s most powerful Clan–and finds himself searching for a poor little rich girl who’s gone missing in Alphabet City. Now the Coalition and the girl’s high-society parents are breathing down his neck, anarchist Vampyres are pushing him around, and a crazy Vampyre cult is stalking him. No time to complain, though. Got to find that girl and kill that shambler before the whip comes down . . . and before the sun comes up.

All About Cock

Author: The Fabulous Dick Johnson
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 134

Book Description
Do you think about Cock all the time? Are you obsessed with putting dark meat into your mouth at inappropriate times and settings? Then face it... you were born to read this book!There are so many ways to enjoy Cock... and this book shows you all of the best ones. Tired of choked chicken? (as in "arti-choke", geeze...) Just grab a few ingredients and a friend and you'll both soon be enjoying the best Cock you've ever tasted. Be careful not to gag! (as in "gag gift", what's with people these days?) THE PERFECT GIFT for anyone who likes COCK and likes it Fabulous! Buy two, cause you're gonna wish you kept one for yourself... (Scroll up and click on book cover to "LOOK INSIDE") OUR SIMPLE, NO-RISK GUARANTEE: Laugh, guffaw, or cackle your way through this parody cookbook, or we will refund you! Ready to enjoy some Cock? Then hit the "Add to Cart" button now! FREE SHIPPING for Amazon Prime members.

Meals in a Jar

Author: Julie Languille
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1612432034
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 321

Book Description
Stock your pantry with shelf-stable, homemade meals you can serve in no time with this unique and practical recipe book. With Julie Languille’s Meals in a Jar, all you have to do is pull one off the shelf, mix with water, cook, and serve. It’s as quick and easy as preparing a box of mac and cheese—but it’s not store-bought junk, it’s your favorite dishes made from scratch. With Julie’s easy-to-follow recipes and a little planning, you’ll have your pantry stocked with healthy, delicious ready-to-cook meals, like: • Tomato Soup with Cheese • Cheddar Garlic Biscuits • Cornmeal Pancakes with Syrup • Breakfast Burritos • Chicken Chipotle Soup • Carnitas • Braised Short Ribs • Turkey Pot Pie • Coq Au Vin • Rustic Fruit Pie Meals in a Jar is packed with step-by-step instructions for natural breakfasts, lunches, dinners and desserts that allow even the most inexperienced chefs to make scrumptious, nutritious dishes. Not only are the recipes in this book perfect for carry-along camping fare or rushed weeknight dinners, they can also be life-savers in times of disasters like fires, blackouts or hurricanes.

50 Cocks That Won't Disappoint - A Chicken Lovers Cookbook

Author: Anna Konik
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781942915539
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 56

Book Description
ALERT - ALERT - ALERT You're now viewing most hilarious gift you'll find this Christmas If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party then this book could be just what you are looking for! Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it! Well, we at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are here to fix this epidemic once and for all. No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes JUST DON'T QUIT. They will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom. Who you can give it to as a Christmas present: You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! The College Girl - Lord knows what is going on down there! The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and bored. Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go. Might as well finish on top. Finally, your Married Friend with Kids - Poor Thing! No gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbook. Watching their face as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes bring families together. P.S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift. P.S.S: For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, or girlfriend or any women whom you want to impress.