Author: Celia Rivenbark Publisher: Macmillan ISBN: 1429952016 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 254
Book Description
From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time • Airlines serving up one hot mess • Action figure Jesus • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter • And much more! Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
Author: Six21 Enterprises Publisher: ISBN: 9781703497298 Category : Languages : en Pages : 122
Book Description
At Six21 Enterprises, we pride ourselves in offering a great selection of unique designs that cover a wide variety of topics, holidays, and themes. Some are funny, serious, classy, and motivational, but all of them are created with you in mind. These make great gifts for men, women and children.
Author: Drinking Publishing Publisher: ISBN: 9781081869144 Category : Languages : en Pages : 122
Book Description
This journal is a perfect gift for friends and family, male or female. Other features of this notebook are: - 120 pages - 6x9 inches - matte cover This book is convenient for writing. It has the perfect size to carry anywhere for journaling and note taking.
Author: Drinking Publishing Publisher: ISBN: 9781088824801 Category : Languages : en Pages : 122
Book Description
This journal is a perfect gift for friends and family, male or female. Other features of this notebook are: - 120 pages - 6x9 inches - matte cover This book is convenient for writing. It has the perfect size to carry anywhere for journaling and note taking.
Author: Dumkist Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781798405246 Category : Languages : en Pages : 122
Book Description
You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning So Wake Up And Drink! - This Journal Notebook is 6" X 9" And Contains 120 College Ruled Pages (60 Sheets)
Author: Spirits Blank Book Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781791608729 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 122
Book Description
The Ultimate You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Blank Lined 6X9 Journal For: anyone that loves to drink. Funny You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in The Morning Journal Gift Gift For Drinking Drinking Humor ETOH American adventurous alcoholic award-winning balanced best big bitter bold bottle-conditioned bottled brewed brewery-fresh bright canned cask-conditioned
Author: Celia Rivenbark Publisher: Macmillan + ORM ISBN: 1429908254 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 292
Book Description
"On the short drive to the preschool, I dutifully unwrap a NutriGrain bar and toss it into the back seat to my four-year-old. Sometimes I'll even unwrap one for myself. Studies have shown that it's very important for familes to eat together. . . . " Why couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes. What does a Southern woman consider grounds for divorce? When Daddy takes the kids out in public dressed in pajama tops and Tweety Bird swim socks. Again. What is the Southern woman's opinion of a new "fat virus" theory? Bring it on! We've got a lot of skinny friends we need to sneeze on. Want to become honest-to-Jesus white trash? Spend two weeks' salary on hair extensions and pancake makeup for your three-year-old so she can win a five-dollar trophy in the Wee Tiny Miss pageant and the adoration of, well, nobody much. What does the Southern woman think of Paul McCartney's marriage to a model thirty years younger? We're not surprised. Statistically speaking, it's almost impossible for billionaires to discover that their soulmates are fifty-five and restocking the shampoo end caps at Kmart. In this wickedly funny follow-up to her bestselling Bless Your Heart, Tramp, Celia Rivenbark welcomes you, once again, to the south she loves, the land of "Mama and them's," "precious and dahlin," and mommies who mow. Ya'll come back now, you hear.
Author: Paddy Shamrock Creations Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781799132356 Category : Cooking Languages : en Pages : 114
Book Description
Looking for Memorable gifts for your loved ones on this Special Day? Best gift for Christmas, birthdays, weddings, Anniversaries, Labor's day, Hannukah, St Patrick's day, Mother's day, Father's day, Independence day, events, promotions, Thanksgiving, conferences or any special occasion? Blank Lined Name Journal/Notebooks as Gifts For Girls, Women, Mothers, Aunts, Daughters, sisters, Grandmas, Granddaughters, Wives, Girlfriends, teens, Teachers, Students, Trainers, Heads, Managers, Coworkers, Bosses, Nurses, Secretaries etc. Grab this Awesome Journal Now! It is an 'easy-to-carry' 6 x 9 blank lined journal. It includes: Matte finish cover 110 durable pages White paper Strong Binding 6 x 9 inches If you are looking for a different book, don't forget to click the author's / publisher's name for other great journal ideas.Book Specifics: This Awesome Journal / Notebook is 110-page Blank Lined Writing Journal in your name. It Makes an Excellent Gift for Graduation, (6 x 9 Inches / Matte Finish)Advantages of Writing Journals: Studies have shown that writing journals can boost your creativity and enhance your memory and do your intelligence a world of good. It lets your creative juices flowing and you can brainstorm innumerable ideas in no time not only improve your discipline but can also improve your productivity. Many successful players journal daily.Next time you fall short of this journal will help you reminding them at the tip of your fingers.You can use this journal as: Gratitude journal Collection journal Bucket list journal Quote book journal Scrapbook and memory journal Logbook diary and many more Other Uses of Writing Journals: Other uses of this cute notebook / journal can be simply writing down positive thoughts and affirmations, or your listing down in the night before going to bed, the things to be done the next day. You can then read out these instructions after getting up and your day is all set to goal-driven mode. Hit the BUY NOW Button! All the Best! *** Please Check out other Journals by clicking the Author's/Publisher's Name under the title.***
Author: Trinken Notizbucher Publisher: ISBN: 9781086939330 Category : Languages : en Pages : 122
Book Description
Dieses Tagebuch ist ein perfektes Geschenk f�r Freunde und Familie, m�nnlich oder weiblich. Weitere Merkmale dieses Notizbuches sind: - 120 Seiten - DIN A5 - mattes Cover Dieses Buch ist zum Schreiben geeignet. Es hat die perfekte Gr��e, um es �berallhin mitzunehmen, zum Aufzeichnen und Notieren.
Author: Notes By Hand Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781796642636 Category : Languages : en Pages : 110
Book Description
Looking for a funny notebook to use at home or bring to school or work? This St Patrick's Day themed notebook is perfect for the month of March or any time you are feeling festive. Comes with 108 lined pages Awesome St Patrick's Day cover Convenient to bring around at 6 x 9 inches
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