Buy This Book & You Won't Be Hurt

Author: Ken Willidau
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1491723416
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 215

Book Description
Written for people who are absolutely no help to themselves whatsoever, Buy This Book and You Wont Be Hurt contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one way to see how someone else copes with their issues you have with yourself. Willidau tries to help himself by helping others since theyve only really been the problem for him and hes hoping that what goes around comes around in full. Ken Willidaus philosophy is that if he can help one person, he knows hes probably solved one of his own problems, too. So its double self-help. How much more do you losers need before its just embarassing to everyone. Everyone. And, if you can be helped the odds are in his favour he will be, too. Chapters try to save the reader from themselves for the time it takes to read them, anyway. Among them the realization and acceptance that, Life is Taking You on a Trip to Nowhere, Vanity, Thy Name is I, In a Nutshell, Youre Nuts, Youre Only Human, Youre Being Stupid to Think Youre Not and Grinning and Bearing It make the day one thats not as hopeless when it is over than when it began. The time is spent with a healthy helping of jokes using wit, dark humour, tongue-in-cheek, shots at you gentle reader, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your time with Ken may not help all your problems but it kept you away from making them worse for a while now that you see how really crazy life can be. Buy This Book and You Wont Be Hurt is the perfect read for those days when youre as far away from perfect as you can possibly get and any help you can get would be a big one. Self-help yourself.

Interrupting My Train of Thought

Author: Phil Dellio
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1312491973
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 460

Book Description
Interrupting My Train of Thought collects thirty years of writing about pop music, movies, baseball, teaching, and a couple of presidential elections. It exists somewhere close to the intersection between criticism, autobiography, and rambling.

A Humble Heart: A Hollywood Heart Novel

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Publisher: R.L. Mathewson
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 299

Book Description

Skinny Annie Blues

Author: Neal Barrett, Jr.
Publisher: Crossroad Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 310

Book Description
Feckless, reckless, freelance artist Wiley Moss returns in a new mystery by the author of Pink Vodka Blues. Wiley is summoned to Galveston when the father he hasn't seen in 19 years turns up dead—and soon finds himself on a roller-coaster ride that starts off with simple armed robbery, escalates to murder and could—if he's not very, very lucky—cost him his life.

Cambridge English Empower Elementary Student's Book

Author: Adrian Doff
Publisher: Cambridge University Press
ISBN: 1107466261
Category : Foreign Language Study
Languages : en
Pages : 177

Book Description
Cambridge English Empower is a general adult course that combines course content from Cambridge University Press with validated assessment from the experts at Cambridge English Language Assessment. The Elementary Student's Book gives learners an immediate sense of purpose and clear learning objectives. It provides core grammar and vocabulary input alongside a mix of skills. Speaking lessons offer a unique combination of functional language, pronunciation and conversation skills, alongside video filmed in the real world. Each unit ends with a consolidation of core language from the unit and focuses on writing within the context of a highly communicative mixed-skills lesson. This version of the Student's Book does not provide access to the video, assessment package and online workbook. A version with full access is available separately.

Scotty's World, Vol. I

Author: Scott Berks
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1678173924
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 574

Book Description
The late 1990's was a weird & wild time for the Internet. It was a time before Google, social media, smart phones and blogging. In this 2-volume series, follow Scott, along with his dog, Kegs on an almost 5-year journey through his mid-twenties. Via his (almost) daily journal posts, we tag along on this intimate & personal journey as he experiences friends and girlfriends that come and go, family members dying, and his career slowly taking shape. He shares his everyday experiences, occasional stories from his childhood and his thoughts on current events during that period.

Ebony

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Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 144

Book Description
EBONY is the flagship magazine of Johnson Publishing. Founded in 1945 by John H. Johnson, it still maintains the highest global circulation of any African American-focused magazine.

The Librarian’s Vampire Assistant, Book 4

Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
Publisher: P&S, Inc.
ISBN: 1712201662
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 170

Book Description
From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a snarky Mystery with a side dish of Romance and two sprinkles of chaos, THE LIBRARIAN’S VAMPIRE ASSISTANT, Book Four. (Yep! These books are STANDALONES. But the more you read, the merrier!) SHE’S MINE. BUT HAS SHE FORGOTTEN? A crazy vampire has stolen my librarian. And if that’s not bad enough, it is my fault. Because I, too, am an ancient, deadly vampire, and it was my job to protect her. I failed. Now, just as I have reason to hope I will get her back, the situation turns into the biggest mystery of my existence. Apparently, this evil vampire has brainwashed her into thinking she belongs with him. I do not know how. I do not know why. But I will get to the bottom of this and win her back. Because I am the motherf*!$%ing librarian’s vampire assistant, and she belongs to me. Or, at least she used to?

Great Second Acts

Author: Marlene Wagman-Geller
Publisher: Mango Media Inc.
ISBN: 1633538230
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 179

Book Description
These inspiring true stories of women who’ve made the most of their mature years “will get you fired up” (Becca Anderson, author of The Book of Awesome Women and Real Life Mindfulness). The amazing women profiled in Great Second Acts refused to be defined by the dates on their birth certificates. Their lives are testimony that one can be feisty after fifty—and this book says in no uncertain terms to those who think otherwise, in the words of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg: “I dissent.” This isa fascinating collection of biographical sketches of dozens of women of a certain age who have excelled, inspired, and achieved. Learn how these women changed their respective fields of art, politics, science, mathematics, media, literature, business, activism, education, and more. Included are: · Biographies of influential women such as PM Margaret Thatcher, chef Julia Child, Mother Teresa, feminist Gloria Steinem, actress Rita Moreno, inventor Ruth Handler, Judge Judy Sheindlin, and many more · Empowering quotes from strong women who epitomize grit and persistence · Motivational, inspirational, and educational stories of ordinary older women who’ve accomplished extraordinary things

Publishing

Author: Richard Guthrie
Publisher: SAGE
ISBN: 1446249999
Category : Study Aids
Languages : en
Pages : 241

Book Description
"This is an indispensable and highly-readable study of the publishing industry past, present and future. For students and professionals in publishing it provides an authoritative, up-to-date and reliable account of their complex and rapidly changing industry. For those interested more broadly in the role the creative industries play in the modern world this is a fine introduction. It is to be highly recommended." - Iain Stevenson, Director, UCL Centre for Publishing At last, a readable, authoritative and comprehensive book for students, readers and practitioners in print and digital publishing. The book guides the reader through the history of publishing and the main issues facing the industry today. Among these are: Legal conundrums Cultural conflicts Trade practices Publishing within and across sectors Editorial requirements The challenge of electronic publishing Making your ideas count in print Rationalization and the growth of corporate publishing cultures The result is an exciting one stop guide, written with real flair and aplomb. Packed with helpful real-world examples and illustrative interviews this practical resource leaves no stone of the publishing industry unturned.