The Mini Jokiest Knock-Knock Book

Author: Brian Boone
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 1250270383
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 80

Book Description
Knock-Knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot of sweets, and now I have a tummy ache. The successful Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just got shrunk! Find the cleverest, most hysterical, most laugh-out-loud knock-knock jokes in The Mini Jokiest Knock-Knock Book! All of the best jokes and goofy illustrations from the full-size book are packed into a fun, pocket-sized edition. Featuring hundreds of witty knock-knock jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s perfect for hours of fun and games. Mini in size, but giant in fun!

Who's There?

Author: Highlights
Publisher: Highlights
ISBN: 1590789180
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 257

Book Description
A collection of knock-knock jokes from Highlights.

Greatest Giggles Ever

Author: Matt Rissinger
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN: 9781402708060
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100

Book Description
There are plenty of chuckles, chortles, and cheer in this gloriously goofy collection of riddles, knock-knocks, and jokes.

1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Michael Kilgarriff
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0345334817
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 241

Book Description
Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love. Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your friend, open the door. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer, I want to tell you a secret.

Who's There?

Author: Stephanie S. Tolan
Publisher: Beech Tree Paperback Book
ISBN: 9780688152895
Category : Ghost stories
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
When fourteen-year-old Drew and her mute younger brother come to live with their father's estranged relatives after their parents' sudden death, they discover that the house is haunted by ghosts and a deadly family secret.

The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 2

Author: Boone Brian
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510737715
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 181

Book Description
Tickle Charms and Laughing Potions, meet your match! This follow-up to The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor Here’s just a sampling of the jokes you’ll find inside: Which Hogwarts professor gets blamed for everything? Professor Snape Goat. What’s Professor Lupin’s favorite day of the week? Moonday. Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick? He needed a ghostwriter. Did you hear that Professor McGonagall’s animagi and Crookshanks get together and gossip about students? They’re very catty. Featuring pages and pages of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations for Hogwarts lovers, this joke book provides endless fun. Have all your friends spellbound by hours of laughter!

Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736935185
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 114

Book Description
Bestselling author Bob Phillips saves the day once again with another heroically humorous collection of knock-knock jokes. Kids can choose their favorite knock-knocks to liven up someone else's afternoon or just spend long family trips entertaining themselves. Perfect for bringing a smile to anyone's face, Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids will keep youngsters and their friends laughing for quite some time. Knock, knock. Who's there? A little boy. A little boy who? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell. With so much good clean fun in hand, kids will be able to astound their parents, defeat all signs of boredom, and have a wonderful time adding a little slap-happy silliness to people's lives.

Memories of Now

Author: Han Van Den Boogaard
Publisher: New Harbinger Publications
ISBN: 1626257485
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
Languages : en
Pages : 67

Book Description
In Memories of Now: On Non-duality and the Permanence of the Present, Han van den Boogaard weaves an insightful and sometimes poignant exploration of consciousness, childhood and nature—the depths and the shallows of experience and “the transparent world of unequivocal simplicity that I seemed to have lost somewhere in my youth. What seemed divisible became indivisible again, and at the same time I knew that it had never been lost.” “This book is not about me, not about my travels, memories or spiritual experiences. Together these only make a two-dimensional picture that might contain a three-dimensional truth if you’re able to look at it with an open mind and a loving heart. The picture itself doesn’t really matter. The important thing is the switch from flat to deep. Unknowingly, you make this switch many times a day, during those moments in which you suddenly forget yourself. But when you’re really aware of it, the true depth of life will be recognised as the unchanging Now, and you will know that this is the only truth.” —from Memories of Now

The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers

Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440506345
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 304

Book Description
Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What do you get when you...? As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings--and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love: Head-scratching brain teasers Funny knock-knock jokes Hysterical puzzles Ridiculous riddles And much, much more! Amid the jokes, kids also find information on how to deliver the perfect punch line and how their favorite comics got started telling jokes. Every budding comic needs a little help getting started, and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs!

Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy

Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
ISBN: 0736932666
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 114

Book Description
Q: How do you find a missing barber? A: Comb the city. Knock, knock. Who's there? Apollo. Apollo who? Apologize for not answering sooner! Bob Phillips adds to his bestselling collection of joke books (nearly four million copies sold) with this collection sure to delight kids and pester parents. Within these pages, seekers of silly will discover a variety of wit—crazy questions, daffy dialogues, knock knock jokes, and more. In addition to the promise to drive parents bonkers with its contents, this book will also provide hours of cheap entertainment...and make kids of all ages smile.