The Mini Jokiest Joke Book

The Mini Jokiest Joke Book PDF Author: Kathi Wagner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 1250270340
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 121

Book Description
Why did the geologist quit? Because rocks were too hard. The hysterical Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just went pint-sized! Gut-busting one-liners, knock-knocks, puns, and riddles from the full-size book are packed into a fun, pocket-sized edition. Featuring hundreds of hilarious jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s the perfect joke book to have everyone in stitches any place at any time! The Mini Jokiest Joke Book is mini in size, but giant in fun!

The Best Joke Book (Period)

The Best Joke Book (Period) PDF Author: William Donohue
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440583102
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 208

Book Description
Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Big Book Of Science Jokes

Big Book Of Science Jokes PDF Author: Tim Kessler
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 68

Book Description
A collection of the best Science jokes on planet Earth. Everything from dinosaurs to planets, all compressed in one book. But that's not all. Every science term and theory is explain in more detail in the second half of the book. Not only are you going to get a good laugh, you will also gain more knowledge in almost all the fields of science.Have you ever told a joke only to have the listener ask what it meant? Have you tried telling jokes to a kid and get backlashed with a million questions? This joke book is perfect for: * The parent who needs to answer the questions of a child before they drive him insane* The teenager who wants to sound smart to that cute nerd in class* The lecturer who wants to bring a little life into the classroom full of zombies* The professor who wants to make his Noble Prize acceptance speech less dry* Everybody else on the planet and beyond.Want to know what's worse that a giraffe with a sore throat? Or what would happen in Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teams up? Or where bad light goes to?Well you will find those answers as well as hundreds more in this book

The Best Ever Book of Geologist Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Geologist Jokes PDF Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781477609699
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Geologist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Geologist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Geologist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Geologist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Geologist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Geologists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Geologist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Geologist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Geologist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Geologists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Fantastic Book of Chemistry Jokes

The Fantastic Book of Chemistry Jokes PDF Author: Unconventional Publishing
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780645560114
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Welcome, welcome! With so many people slapping their neon The Fantastic Book of Chemistry Jokes, this author's edition has been released. No matter your understanding of chemistry, I am sure you'll get a reaction, because the jokes within, are sodium funny. These jokes have been accumulated through years of interactions with fellow scientists and teachers and lots of drinking in strange bars late at night. A word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you are. With that being said, sit back, put your feet up and wait for the nerdy fluorine, uranium, nitrogen-filled laughs to tickle your fancy."Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it."-Adam Sandler

The Beginning of Infinity

The Beginning of Infinity PDF Author: David Deutsch
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 0141969695
Category : Science
Languages : en
Pages : 571

Book Description
'Science has never had an advocate quite like David Deutsch ... A computational physicist on a par with his touchstones Alan Turing and Richard Feynman, and a philosopher in the line of his greatest hero, Karl Popper. His arguments are so clear that to read him is to experience the thrill of the highest level of discourse available on this planet and to understand it' Peter Forbes, Independent In our search for truth, how far have we advanced? This uniquely human quest for good explanations has driven amazing improvements in everything from scientific understanding and technology to politics, moral values and human welfare. But will progress end, either in catastrophe or completion - or will it continue infinitely? In this profound and seminal book, David Deutsch explores the furthest reaches of our current understanding, taking in the Infinity Hotel, supernovae and the nature of optimism, to instill in all of us a wonder at what we have achieved - and the fact that this is only the beginning of humanity's infinite possibility. 'This is Deutsch at his most ambitious, seeking to understand the implications of our scientific explanations of the world ... I enthusiastically recommend this rich, wide-ranging and elegantly written exposition of the unique insights of one of our most original intellectuals' Michael Berry, Times Higher Education Supplement 'Bold ... profound ... provocative and persuasive' Economist 'David Deutsch may well go down in history as one of the great scientists of our age' Scotsman

Dark Cosmos

Dark Cosmos PDF Author: Dan Hooper
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061976865
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 258

Book Description
The twentieth century was astonishing in all regards, shaking the foundations of practically every aspect of human life and thought, physics not least of all. Beginning with the publication of Albert Einstein's theory of relativity, through the wild revolution of quantum mechanics, and up until the physics of the modern day (including the astonishing revelation, in 1998, that the Universe is not only expanding, but doing so at an ever-quickening pace), much of what physicists have seen in our Universe suggests that much of our Universe is unseen—that we live in a dark cosmos. Everyone knows that there are things no one can see—the air you're breathing, for example, or, to be more exotic, a black hole. But what everyone does not know is that what we can see—a book, a cat, or our planet—makes up only 5 percent of the Universe. The rest—fully 95 percent—is totally invisible to us; its presence discernible only by the weak effects it has on visible matter around it. This invisible stuff comes in two varieties—dark matter and dark energy. One holds the Universe together, while the other tears it apart. What these forces really are has been a mystery for as long as anyone has suspected they were there, but the latest discoveries of experimental physics have brought us closer to that knowledge. Particle physicist Dan Hooper takes his readers, with wit, grace, and a keen knack for explaining the toughest ideas science has to offer, on a quest few would have ever expected: to discover what makes up our dark cosmos.

Rising from the Plains

Rising from the Plains PDF Author: John McPhee
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN: 0374708509
Category : Science
Languages : en
Pages : 200

Book Description
Pulitzer Prize-winning author John McPhee continues his Annals of the Former World series about the geology of North America along the fortieth parallel with Rising from the Plains. This third volume presents another exciting geological excursion with an engaging account of life—past and present—in the high plains of Wyoming. Sometimes it is said of geologists that they reflect in their professional styles the sort of country in which they grew up. Nowhere could that be more true than in the life of a geologist born in the center of Wyoming and raised on an isolated ranch. This is the story of that ranch, soon after the turn of the twentieth century, and of David Love, the geologist who grew up there, at home with the composition of the high country in the way that someone growing up in a coastal harbor would be at home with the vagaries of the sea.
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