Farming Joke Book, The: A Collection of Agricultural Jokes, Amusing Stories and Anecdotes

Author: John Terry
Publisher: Fox Chapel Publishing
ISBN: 191215837X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 171

Book Description
The Farming Joke Book brings together around 500 jokes, amusing stories, and anecdotes about farmers, farm animals, and life on the farm in general. So, whether one has been farming for 'donkey's years' or is new to it, and whether these farming two-liners make the reader laugh, cry, or just groan out loud, there will definitely be something in this collection that will tickle anyone's farming funny bones. Divided into 16 categories, and with 32 specially commissioned illustrations by Rory Walker, this pocket sized book will provide hours of enjoyment and is the perfect tool for the farmer wanting to entertain friends, family, and colleagues, no matter his or her age. [Subject: Humor, Agriculture]

The Big Book of Dad Jokes

Author: Joe Kerz
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1631586653
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 389

Book Description
Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.

Pretty Good Joke Book

Author: Garrison Keillor
Publisher: Blackstone Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.

250+ Jokes

Author: Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533425157
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 76

Book Description
250+ Funny Farm Animal Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 250+ funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of farm animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard the referee calling fowls! HAHA! Q: What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? A: Udder chaos! LOL! Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? A: He always said neigh (nay). HAHA! Q: Where do bad pigs go? A: They get sent to the pen. LOL! Q: Why don't chickens like people? A: They beat eggs! HAHA! Q: What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? A: Cows-mopolitan! LOL! Q: Why did the horse miss the joust? A: He had the knight off! 250+ Farm Animal Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Your farm animal friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of 250+ farm animal jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about farm animals of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today!

Cow Jokes

Author: Johnny Laughing
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781534615908
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 40

Book Description
Funny Cow Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 125+ funny cow jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults From this Funny Joke Book... Q: Why do cow like being told jokes? A: Because they like being amooooosed! LOL! Q: Why don't cows ever have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry! HAHA! Q: Where do baby cows eat? A: The calf-eteria! LOL! Q: Where does a cow stop to drink? A: The Milky Way! HAHA! Q: What happens when a cow stops shaving? A: It grows a mooooostache! Funny Cow Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious cow jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest cow jokes in the world! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of cow jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: These funny cow jokes are udderly amazing! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!

Farming Joke Book, The: A Collection of Agricultural Jokes, Amusing Stories and Anecdotes

Author: John Terry
Publisher: Fox Chapel Publishing
ISBN: 191215837X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 171

Debt and Dispossession

Author: Kathryn Marie Dudley
Publisher: University of Chicago Press
ISBN: 9780226169132
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 228

Book Description
Explores the social impact of the farm debt crisis of the 1980's through interviews with members of an agricultural community.

The Fun on the Farm Joke Book

Author: Sean Connolly
Publisher: Arcturus Publishing
ISBN: 1838578641
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 63

Book Description
Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter? A: A lawn mooer! This egg-celent collection of 140 farmyard jokes will tickle your funny bone with its incredible puns, one-liners and more! Illustrated with hilarious cartoons, Fun on the Farm Joke Book will provide young readers with hours of entertainment. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.

Untrue

Author: Wednesday Martin
Publisher: Little, Brown Spark
ISBN: 0316463647
Category : Psychology
Languages : en
Pages : 308

Book Description
From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Primates of Park Avenue, a bold, timely reconsideration of female infidelity that will upend everything you thought you knew about women and sex. What do straight, married female revelers at an all-women's sex club in LA have in common with nomadic pastoralists in Namibia who bear children by men not their husbands? Like women worldwide, they crave sexual variety, novelty, and excitement. In ancient Greek tragedies, Netflix series, tabloids and pop songs, we've long portrayed such cheating women as dangerous and damaged. We love to hate women who are untrue. But who are they really? And why, in this age of female empowerment, do we continue to judge them so harshly? In Untrue, feminist author and cultural critic Wednesday Martin takes us on a bold, fascinating journey to reveal the unexpected evolutionary legacy and social realities that drive female faithlessness, while laying bare our motivations to contain women who step out. Blending accessible social science and interviews with sex researchers, anthropologists, and real women from all walks of life, Untrue challenges our deepest assumptions about ourselves, monogamy, and the women we think we know. From recent data suggesting women may struggle more than men with sexual exclusivity to the revolutionary idea that females of many species evolved to be "promiscuous" to Martin's trenchant assertion that female sexual autonomy is the ultimate metric of gender equality, Untrue will change the way you think about women and sex forever.

Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips & Quotes

Author:
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
ISBN: 9781414305479
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 388

Book Description
More than 600 embarrassing church bloopers and pastor blunders, more than 600 hilarious jokes and jests, and more than 600 quips and quotes—all packed into one bundle of good, clean, really funny humor. A guaranteed pick-me-up, a great gift for family fun. Jim Kraus has compiled a wonderfully funny collection sure to bring smiles and laughter to all ages!