Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes PDF Author: Chester Croker
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781694940766
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 217

Book Description
Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes

God Loves Golfers Best

God Loves Golfers Best PDF Author: Ray Foley
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402247478
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 146

Book Description
God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions

501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions PDF Author: Franklin Dohanyos
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN: 0806536500
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 221

Book Description
First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.

The World's Best Golf Jokes

The World's Best Golf Jokes PDF Author: Robert McCune
Publisher: Trafalgar Square Publishing
ISBN: 9780006383321
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Whether you are a brilliant professional, an enthusiastic amateur or a golf widow, there’s something for everyone to chuckle at in this hilarious collection of The World’s Best Golf Jokes.

Golf Jokes and Stories: Funny Reflections on Golf

Golf Jokes and Stories: Funny Reflections on Golf PDF Author: Team Golfwell
Publisher: Team Golfwell
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 122

Book Description
“HILARIOUS! LOVED IT!” “VERY FUNNY FOR GOLFERS - THE SPORT I LOVE!” Team Golfwell created and administers “Golf Jokes and Stories,” a popular Facebook Group that has grown to over 110,000 members in a short time. Some of the selected material is edited for spelling, etc., and some has been left “as is” as we didn’t want to change them. The selected group members' posts, replies, comments, jokes, and stories are amazingly creative and funny. Read on and you will see what we mean…

Golf Is Punishment for Not Taking Up Another Sport

Golf Is Punishment for Not Taking Up Another Sport PDF Author: Gene Perret
Publisher: Familius
ISBN: 9781942934769
Category : Golf
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
175 original gags and one-liners about golf from the award-winning comedy writers who provided many of Bob Hope's golf jokes.
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