Just Kidding

Just Kidding PDF Author: Martin Pierce
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781522841548
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 24

Book Description
This book of funny poems will have you laughing out loud. There are rhymes about animals, school, weird monsters - in fact, anything that is unusual, silly or just plain daft. Definitely not a book to be missed by anyone who is under the age of 140 years old with a sense of the absurd.

Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons

Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons PDF Author: Amy Buswell
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476742944
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
Many struggling readers are embarrassed to read aloud. They are often intimidated or bored by texts that reading specialists require them to practice. So, instead of catching up, they are falling further behind. This handbook filled with poetry reading lessons can help turn struggling readers into happy readers.

Poems Aloud

Poems Aloud PDF Author: Joseph Coelho
Publisher: Wide Eyed Editions
ISBN: 0711247692
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 43

Book Description
Poems are made to read OUT LOUD! A wittily illustrated anthology of poems, designed to be read aloud. 20 poems by the award winning รข??Joseph Coelho will arm children with techniques for lifting poetry off the page and performing with confidence. Perfect for confident children and shy readers alike, this book teaches all sorts of clever ways to performing poetry. Children will learn 20 techniques for reading aloud by trying out 20 funny and thoughtful original poems by the much loved and award winning performance poet, Joseph Coelho. There are tongue twisters, poems to project, poems to whisper, poems to make you laugh. There are poems to perform to a whole class and others to whisper in somebody's ear. Richly textured, warm and stylish illustration by Daniel Gray-Barnett bring each page to life. "Poetry for children is dead. Really? Not when there are young poets like Joseph Coelho" ~ Books for Keeps

Dirt on My Shirt: Selected Poems

Dirt on My Shirt: Selected Poems PDF Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061765252
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33

Book Description
In this hilarious collection of poems, comedian Jeff Foxworthy creates a neighborhood filled with fun, family, friends, and more. Here you'll meet Cousin Lizzy, Uncle Ed and Aunt Foo Foo, cows with horns that don't go beep, dads in sweaters, also sheep. From the thrill of flying to the imaginary planet Woosocket to bonding with a friend over a shared hatred of spinach, these poems capture the very essence of being a kid. Filled with sly humor and always affectionate, "Dirt on My Shirt" is sure to delight kids, big and little, everywhere.

My Hippo Has the Hiccups

My Hippo Has the Hiccups PDF Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402227523
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 178

Book Description
Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry is adored by kids. They just can't get enough of the great beats, wonderful imagery, and good ol' belly laughs his poetry contains! With over a hundred poems included, most of them new but some old favorites too, My Hippo Has the Hiccups is a laugh-out-loud good time. The audio CD features lots of the great poem readings and zany humor that make Kenn one of the most widely sought school speakers in the country. From angry vegetables to misbehaving robots to the boy who is only half a werewolf, these are all officially poems Kenn totally made up: my robot does my homework! | i bought a pet banana! | when vegetables are angry... Be sure to visit Kenn online at the world's most popular poetry site for kids: poetry4kids.com

I'm Just No Good at Rhyming

I'm Just No Good at Rhyming PDF Author: Chris Harris
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0316266590
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 196

Book Description
The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Writing Funny Bone Poems

Writing Funny Bone Poems PDF Author: Paul B. Janeczko
Publisher: Instructor Books
ISBN: 9780439073493
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 48

Book Description
Poet and teacher Paul Janeczko knows how to appeal to kids' sense of what's silly, while teaching them a thing or two about reading and writing poetry! Highly motivating sample poems and lessons show students how to write funny poems they will love to share with others. Great for reluctant writers. For use with Grades 3-6.

The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems

The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems PDF Author: Brian Moses
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN: 1760986380
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 168

Book Description
The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems is a brilliantly funny anthology of the most giggle-worthy children's poems from one of the nations most celebrated children's poets, Brian Moses. Perfect for gifting and for reading aloud, you'll be chortling along with Brian as he shows you the funniest poems in the world! Explore chucklesome poems about pets, funny creatures, school, family, fantasy and fairy-tales, dinosaurs and dragons, space, and just plain SILLY poems. With poets such as Brian Bilston, Sue Hardy-Dawson, Pie Corbett and Paul Cookson next to Liz Brownlee, Mike Jubb, James Carter and Rachel Rooney, this is the ultimate hysterical collection of rib-tickling poems guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

My Sister Steals My Toys

My Sister Steals My Toys PDF Author: Steve Hanson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781942514015
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 150

Book Description
My sister steals my toys. My sister pulls my hair. My sister hides the clothes I really want to wear.She eats my favorite foods and blames me for her mess. I wish she'd just be nice! She fills my life with stress.She rips apart my books. She stomps on all my toys. And when I am asleep, she wakes me with her noise.I simply do not know why she's so mean to me. You'd think she could behave! She's turning thirty-three.This book contains 109 other funny poems.
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