Match! Joke Book

Author: MATCH
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1529037328
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 133

Book Description
If you love the Match Annual then you'll love Match! Joke Book. The world's BEST footie joke book with 100s of epic jokes, from the makers of the UK's #1 footie magazine! Why is Ronaldo's bedroom always tidy? Because he's not Messi! Why did the chicken run on to the pitch? Because the referee blew for a foul. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Filled with loads of awesome football jokes and incredible artwork, Match! Joke Book! will keep you laughing for days! Young footie fanatics will be chuckling through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals – this book is the perfect gift for any footy fan! Discover more football fun in this awesome series from Match! the UK's best football magazine – including MATCH! Football Records, MATCH! Puzzle Book, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

Match! Joke Book

Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1509825010
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 210

Book Description
Discover over four hundred of the funniest football jokes from the makers of Match! the UK's best football magazine – you'll laugh your football socks off! Match! Joke Book is a hilarious mix of football quips, puns, knock-knock jokes and shaggy-dog stories. The Sweetest Stars Sergio Agu-AERO (Manchester City) Lee KIT-KAT-termole (Sunderland) MARS Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) ROLO Touré (Liverpool) John TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE (Chelsea) Can you think of any more? Discover more footy fun in this awesome series, with MATCH! Incredible Stats and Facts, MATCH! Football Puzzles, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

Try Not to Laugh Challenge Joke Book 13 Year Old Edition

Author: C. Adams
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781711617961
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 83

Book Description
STOCKING STUFFER GIFT for 13 YEAR OLD TEEN BOYS & GIRLS! WELCOME to the Try Not to Laugh Challenge Joke GameTM Joke Book - 13 Year Old Edition! The Try Not to Laugh Challenge Joke Book isn't your ordinary Joke Book, it is a Hilarious Interactive Game to Play with one or more people! This LOL Book is Full of Clean, Funny Jokes, Silly Puns, along with some Tricky Questions that are geared towards TEENS! Perfect for the Car & Plane Travel, Holiday Parties, Reunions, Family & Friends! Santa-Approved Stocking Stuffer Gifts for Teens! An Awesome Gift for that special 13 Year Old! Try Not to Laugh Challenge Game Rules Pick your team, or go one on one. Sit across from each other & make eye contact. Take turns reading jokes to each other. You can make silly faces, funny sound effects, etc. When your opponent laughs or cracks a smile, you get a point! First team to win 3 points, Wins! For Teens 13 years old! PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR KIDS AND FAMILIES THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON! Get Ready for Hours of Family Fun! Check out our other-Try Not to Laugh ChallengeTM Joke Books!

The Don't Laugh Challenge - 11 Year Old Edition

Author: Billy Boy
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781951025205
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 84

Book Description
The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) - 11 Year Old Edition is HERE! What do Kings study in school? Their loyal subjects! Welcome to The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) (A.K.A. The BEST kids joke book and game)! If you are open-minded about your kids learning new jokes, becoming more self-confident, AND developing a stronger sense of humor then this book is for you, well really... THEM! I'm sure by now you have heard of The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) Joke Books Series, but in the rare case, you haven't, please allow me to explain what all of the fuss is about! The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) Joke Books are unlike any other joke books on the market! It is not meant to be read in isolation, but instead, it is a game or a challenge that is to be played between friends, siblings, cousins, or any two people who like to tell jokes. In this case, our 6 Year Old Edition is the ultimate showdown between two players or '2 Jesters' that include kid's jokes AND silly scenarios! This book is hours of fun, and great gift ideas for 11 year old boys and girls! If you haven't heard of the rules, here they are: Each round is set up so that the 2 jokesters will take turns reading jokes to the other player. Next comes the Silly Scenarios, where each player will read the scenario to themselves, and act it out to get the other player to guess what in the world they are doing (think Charades)! Don't forget to use your silliest faces to get your opponent to crack a smile! When the person listening laughs or even cracks a smile, the joke teller gets a point. Follow the instructions at the bottom of each page until you tally up the final score and crown the Don't Laugh MASTER! Who should I get this new take on toy for, you ask? Do you know a boy or a girl that likes to laugh? The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) game is good for all girls and boys age 11 and up! Give it as a stocking stuffer, Christmas gift or present! This imaginative book will spark your child's creative side all while being screen-free! Some old-fashioned, friendly competition never hurt anybody! Whether you are looking for the newest gifts, games, presents, best sellers, or toys on the market, this renovated classic is a guaranteed hit for all ages! Your children will love it and so will you. Try it today!: )

Match Annual 2021

Author: MATCH
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1529015464
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 95

Book Description
From the makers of the UK’s best football magazine! MATCH is the UK's bestselling football annual and is top of Christmas wishlists for footy fans everywhere. Inside the Match Annual 2021 you can find the ultimate guide to Euro 2020, epic interviews with the stars, plus the UK and Ireland dream team and also discover everything you need to know about Messi, Ronaldo, Kane, Salah, Mbappé, Maguire, Hazard, Pogba and all the other top footballers. Plus, it’s packed with legendary Prem No.7s, craziest hair of 2019, brain-busting quizzes, the greatest Premiership team ever, bonkers pics, footy stars emojis, cool cartoons and loads more! Don’t miss it!

Match Annual 2020

Author: MATCH
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 0752266667
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 95

Book Description
From the makers of the UK’s best football magazine! MATCH is the UK's bestselling football annual and is top of Christmas wishlists for footy fans everywhere. Inside the Match Annual 2020 you can find the ultimate guide to Euro 2020, epic interviews with the stars, plus the UK and Ireland dream team and also discover everything you need to know about Messi, Ronaldo, Kane, Salah, Mbappe, Maguire, Hazard, Pogba and all the other top footballers. Plus, it’s packed with the women's World Cup scrapbook, legendary Prem No.7s, craziest hair of 2019, brain-busting quizzes, the greatest Premiership team ever, bonkers pics, footy stars emojis, cool cartoons and loads more! Don’t miss it!

Match! Fun Book

Author: MATCH
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1529026709
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 241

Book Description
If you love the Match Annual then you'll love Match! Fun Book, packed full of activities for football fans. Brought to you by MATCH! the makers of the UK's #1 footy magazine! Match! Fun Book is an incredible bumper book of epic football stats, awesome puzzles and hilarious jokes that score every time! Includes footy themed word searches, incredible transfer trackers, jaw-dropping stats, funny one-liners, quizzes, trivia, unbelievable records and loads more! Discover more footy fun in this awesome series from MATCH! Magazine, with MATCH! Euro Diary, MATCH! Football Stars, MATCH! Joke Book, MATCH! Build Your Own Club, MATCH! Puzzle Book and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

The Super Duper Joke Book (Volume 1)

Author: Editors of Cider Mill Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1604338725
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 192

Book Description
Presents a series of jokes, puns, and wordplay about school, animals, and monsters.

Match! Incredible Stats and Facts

Author: Macmillan Adult's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1509830049
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 244

Book Description
Discover over a thousand jaw-dropping stats and crazy facts from the makers of the UK's best football magazine! Match! Incredible Stats and Facts is packed full of brilliant facts, stats, lists and records from fastest goals to top scorers and most red cards to tallest stars in the Premier League. Includes amazing player facts, bonkers football injuries, biggest transfer fees, fantastic footie legends, trophy trivia, stunning stadiums, incredible strange-but-true revelations, all the firsts, and the fastest, tallest, boldest facts about the Champions League, the Premier League, the FA Cup, the UEFA European Championship and the World Cup. For example, did you know . . . *Former Tottenham Hotspur captain Ledley King holds the record for the quickest Premier League goal. He scored ten seconds after kick-off in a match against Bradford in the 2000/01 season. *Brazilian legend, Pelé, scored ninety-two hat-tricks, four goals on thirty-one occasions, five goals six times, and once bagged eight goals in a game! *Sergio Batista (1986) and Gennaro Gattuso (2006) are apparently the only two players to have won the World Cup while sporting a full beard. Discover more footy fun in this awesome series, with MATCH! Joke Book, MATCH! Football Puzzles, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes

Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1529043085
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 240

Book Description
Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr! What do elves use to make Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour! What’s miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble! Packed full of seasonal silliness and funny festive jokes that will keep you laughing for days – and that's sno joke! From Christmas jokes to food jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. The perfect stocking filler, A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes is decorated with humourous black and white line drawings and packed with hundreds of hilarious jokes about all sort of topics.