The Cat Rule Book

Author: Deni Raqueteur
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 9781291517187
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 94

Book Description
Of all the cat books on the market, this is the one that will tell you what your cat is really thinking. Cats have been seen as mysterious and inscrutable characters for many centuries, yet they live by a set of rules that have developed through the ages. They make perfect sense once you find out what they are. For the first time in history, one cat has broken ranks to put them into print. Dictated to his human servant, Lucky the Cat has shared the text of The Cat Rule Book in a form that is invaluable for any human who is in service to a cat. For the first time ever, humans are to be allowed into the secret doctrine of cat-ness and to understand why a cat asks for food and then dances round the cat bowl, sleeps in weird places and positions and meows to be let through a door that was just opened for him a moment before. If you only buy one cat book this year, make it this one. No other book will give you as much insight into the mind of your cat than The Cat Rule Book.

Pete the Cat: Three Bite Rule

Author: James Dean
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0062872613
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description
Based on the Amazon Prime Video original series that was inspired by the classic bestselling picture book series! Pete the Cat is whipping up a delicious dish for his class’s potluck. Pete can’t wait to share his banana casserole with his classmates. It’s his favorite lunch! But it turns out that his friend Grumpy Toad hates bananas. How can he hate bananas if he's never tried one before? Pete shows Grumpy trying something new can be supercool and groovy with the “Three Bite Rule.” This brand-new Pete the Cat picture book retells groovy moments from the show!

The Cat Rules (everything, Including the Dog!)

Author: William J. Thomas
Publisher: Viking
ISBN: 9780670066230
Category : Canadian wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
From William J. Thomas, author of the runaway bestseller The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!), comes the perfect companion: The Cat Rules (Everything, Including the Dog!). Hysterics and hijinks surround his handsome but devious companion Weggie, a clever little devil whose antics could cause the Pope to curse. The scourge of the screen door and a hockey player to boot, Weggie's story provides a spirited romp through life along the lake. With essential "rules" for successful human/cat cohabitation, including how to name your pet and rules for rookie owners, The Cat Rules is a must-have for anyone who loves (and occasionally scorns) their beloved pet. The Cat Rules as they apply to play Rule 1 Fully extended claws and completely bared fangs are signs that playtime is over. Rule 4 More catnip? The neighbours already think we're running a grow-op. Rule 6 You got yourself up there; you get yourself down. No, the fire department said next time they'd bill us. Rule 10 It's called "fetch." Dogs love this game. Now can I rest for a while? Please?

The Cat Book

Author: Silvia Borando
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 076369472X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description
"Say hello to your new cat. You can tickle his chin and hear him purr. But wait--was that a raindrop? Don't let him get wet"--Page 4 of cover.

Save the Cat!

Author: Blake Snyder
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781615931712
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
This ultimate insider's guide reveals the secrets that none dare admit, told by a show biz veteran who's proven that you can sell your script if you can save the cat!

Cat Rules

Author: William Thomas
Publisher: Penguin Books Canada
ISBN: 9780143052890
Category : Cats
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
From William J. Thomas, author of the runaway bestseller The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!) comes The Cat Rules (Everything, Including the Dog!). Hysterics and hijinks surround Thomas's handsome but devious companion Weggie, a clever little devil that could cause the Pope to curse. The scourge of the screen door and a hockey player to boot, Weggie provides a spirited romp through life along the lake

Grammar Rules! Book C

Author: Tanya Gibb
Publisher: Macmillan Education AU
ISBN: 9781420261325
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 88

Book Description
Winner - Primary Textbook series 2009"" A whole school grammar program with a strong context-based approach to teaching and learning... Each unit is well thought out with a clear instructional design, starting with a model text and culminating in the students writing a text to put their new grammatical knowledge into practice.""Australian Educational Publishing AwardsGrammar gets realThis practical book is part of a highly anticipated and outstanding new series that introduces and teaches

Your Business, Your Rules

Author: Cat LeBlanc
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780648508014
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 176

Book Description
Your Business, Your Rules shows you how to cut through the noise of generalised business advice and craft an online business truly suited to the lifestyle you want to create.

How to Be a Cat

Author: Lisa Swerling
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452147841
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 98

Book Description
“Hilarious . . . If you’ve ever woken up with a cat staring right at you, or been joined on bathroom breaks by your feline friend, then you’ll understand.” —Awesome Inventions From the creative duo behind the bestselling Me Without You and Happiness Is . . . comes How to Be a Cat, a lighthearted illustrated guide to living life as a feline. Distinctive artwork and quirky captions confirm what we already know: cats actually rule the household. Ranging from simple truisms (“Look cute enough to attract cuddles”) to perceptive observations (“Consider life a never-ending belly rub”), this charming book is a must-have gift for anyone who shares their life with a feline friend (or vice versa). “It lists many of the intricate behaviors that distinguish a real cat from what I assume are cheap cat knock-offs (like ‘kat’ or ‘cot’). Do you lick your humans at 3am? Do you ask for attention, then wriggle away once they pick you up? Then you’re well on the way of being a real, certified cat.” —deMilked “An easy to follow ‘how to guide’ available for anyone dreaming of being a kitty cat instead of a real-world adult, or kid.” —Earth Porm

Cats Rule

Author: Bob Lovka
Publisher: Lumina Press
ISBN: 9781889540313
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 132

Book Description
A blessing for cat owners everywhere, this fun-filled book uncovers the feline Bill of Rights and many other treasures people have never been privy to. Full color.