Colour My Bollocks

Author: Becky Glass
Publisher: Trapeze
ISBN: 9781398700796
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Unleash your creativity and relieve your stress with this ultimate colouring book for adults When the pressure's on, lessen your stress and let your creativity loose with over 30 distinctly British swear words! With amusing and underused obscenities such as bollocks, arsebadger and wazzock you will be able to keep calm and carry the f*ck on. Ditch the subtlety and colour the crap out of these therapeutic patterns! The perfect gift for a foul-mouthed friend, or c*nty colleagues.

Satan's Arena

Author: Christopher Chance
Publisher: Christopher Chance
ISBN: 145233434X
Category : True Crime
Languages : en
Pages : 163

Book Description
This appalling true-life prison writing chronicles the events of years spent in Spanish prisons. It highlights the fact that crime is planned in prison and how prison is the villain's jobcentre.This prison writing in the raw is not for the squeamish or politically correct. The anti-Spanish and anti-French sentiment is solely the author's undiluted emotions at the time of writing in his cell.

Line 'em

Author: Nigel Williams
Publisher: London : Eyre Methuen
ISBN:
Category : Drama
Languages : en
Pages : 80

Book Description
A picket line is drawn up across the gates of a factory. The commitment of certain of the pickets is rather less than red hot. But when the army arrives, the stage is set for a classic confrontation, but one where the principle interest lies less in the trail of strength than in the shifting relationships and loyalties within the two groups of men.

Peanut

Author: John Cecil
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 146857860X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 371

Book Description
It is1972 in the United Kingdom and the Prime Minister, Ted Heath, is declaring a three day working week and a State of Emergency as the Coalminers Strike begins to bite. Abba are topping the charts and Monty Pythons Flying Circus are offering us something completely different on BBC2. Behind the backdrop of this we follow John Caswell, a football mad 15 year old from the Midlands as he embarks on his fi nal year at Kettering Grammar School. We suffer with him as he agonizes over his O levels in the summer of 1973 culminating in mixed results and fi nds himself working in an offi ce in a Builders Merchants with little idea of how his life is going to take off. Later that year John meets and becomes totally infl uenced by his sisters boyfriend who is in the Merchant Navy. Convinced this is the life for him John then goes to the National Sea Training School in Gravesend and we follow his exciting passage through the three month Lifeboat and Effi cient Deck Hand course before embarking on his fi rst trip to sea in September 1974 onboard the Anco Empress. We then follow him on an adventure across the oceans and upon the high seas around the World, crossing the Equator, learning his new skills and transforming a shy, timid and nave young man into an adult via Rotterdam, Montreal, New York, New Orleans, Rio De Janeiro, Durban and back to Rotterdam with hilarious and embarrassing consequences as he comes to terms with his ever changing environments and the social demands of a work hard / play hard regime.

Dicktard & Other Bits 'n' Bobs

Author: Fieros Wilson
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0244099537
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 299

Book Description
Oh deary deary deary deary me - we just don't understand - we are not above the animal kingdom, we are waaaaay waaaaay below, but...I do admit, our civilisation does indeed LOOK very splendid - no animal kingdom can boast the kind of things we have managed to build and create - but at what cost? What have we destroyed in order to build and maintain our current level of civilisation?

A Man Derailed

Author: Paul Holmes
Publisher: Chipmunkapublishing ltd
ISBN: 1847477046
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 103

Book Description
Description'A Cry for Help' is the follow-up to Stephen's very successful 'A Cry For Help' and continues his first book's theme highlighting the constant struggles of living with OCD. Stephen has a terrible fear, amongst others, of harming an elderly lady. Having to continually check that each and every elderly woman he passed in the street or came into everyday contact had not suffered at his hands. 'A Cry Forever' tackles how this obsession has altered Stephen's life, further periods in custody are discussed as are Stephen's experiences of forming relationships and starting a family hindered by ever-present obsessions. This is an honest and open book which can act as a beacon of hope for those suffering from this wildly misunderstood, yet life-changing illness.About the AuthorStephen Drake was born in Surrey in 1970 and was diagnosed with OCD in 1989, having spent periods in jail due to the condition. Further custody followed as stress heightened his obsessions. In 2006 Stephen wrote his first book entitled 'A Cry For Help' as a way of expressing his problems and changing his wayward course. 'A Cry For Ever' followed a year later, having been encouraged by benefits from his first book.

The Demons of Wychwood

Author: Isobel Starling
Publisher: Decent Fellows Press
ISBN: 3759250068
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 231

Book Description
London 1860 Felix Lazarus - I suppose you could say I was a voyeur and what I was doing was wrong, criminal even. But I’d suggest that no hot-blooded man could resist a look after finding peepholes behind the walls of Wychwood. Through the peepholes I saw my most secret desires playing out before my eyes. One of the gents I watched was deliciously handsome with brooding stormy eyes and darling black curls. So taken was I that he haunted my dreams. I knew the comely young man only by a number, 27 as none of the queer fellows who attended Wychwood gave their names. 27 didn’t know I existed. But when I saw how he got into trouble with a violent partner, I didn’t think twice about rushing to his aid. It was in my nature to help him...even if it cost me my job... and my heart. Trigger warning: Suicide attempt, dub-con

A Few Kind Words and a Loaded Gun

Author: Razor Smith
Publisher: Chicago Review Press
ISBN: 1613745923
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 503

Book Description
Brutal and violent, this tell-all is a personal account of the life of Razor Smith and the world in which he lived, where ruthlessness, viciousness, and savagery are prized and admired. In prison more than half of his life for assaults and armed robberies, Smith became confined in a peculiar kind of hell from which his only route of escape was to master the art of writing. His book shows us a face of crime not often encountered in run-of-the-mill true-crime books: a face as tender and intimate as a lover's, yet as frightening as a killer's. Powerfully written from beginning to end, this is an extraordinarily vivid account of how a kid from South London became a career criminal, a blistering indictment of a system that brutalized young offenders, and an unsentimental acknowledgment of the adrenaline-fueled thrills of the criminal life. Shocking, fascinating, and horrifying, it also reveals Smith as one of the most talented writers of his generation.

Hammered

Author: Kirk Blows
Publisher: Plexus Publishing
ISBN: 0859658910
Category : Music
Languages : en
Pages : 291

Book Description
Features exclusive stories and encounters with some of the biggest names in rock and metal, including Guns N'Roses, Ozzy Osbourne, Kiss, Metallica, Motörhead, Queen, Sepultura, Alice Cooper, Judas Priest, Pearl Jam, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Fleetwood Mac & Iron Maiden. As one-time editor of Metal Hammer, rock scribe Kirk Blows became drawn into a world of exaggerated egos and hedonistic excess. Here, he presents a unique collection of adventures, anecdotes and close encounters with the world's most notorious rock stars, noisily exploring the stairways to heaven and highways to hell.

The Colour was Red

Author: Alan Shelley
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 312

Book Description
This novel shows how events in India, Nigeria and South Africa shaped the lives of one English family over two generations.