Author: Aaron StarkPublisher:
ISBN: 9781694123404
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 62
Book Description
Hundreds of wholesome horse jokes.A great stocking stuffer!
A Horse Named Funny Cide
Author: Funny Cide TeamPublisher: Putnam Publishing Group
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
When Funny Cide was born, not too many people noticed. He seemed too small for a racehorse, especially one who could win the biggest race of all-the Kentucky Derby. But like any race, once the Derby starts any horse can win. With the love and support of an old-time trainer, a down-on-his-luck jockey, and a group of high school buddies who bought Funny Cide just for fun, the little horse grew into a powerhouse thoroughbred. And on Derby day, it was Funny Cide who sailed across the finish line first. Funny Cide's courageous run won him a nation of fans and the Eclipse Award for Horse of the Year. With Barry Moser's breathtaking illustrations bringing his story to life, A Horse Named Funny Cide is the perfect book for horse lovers of all ages.
Chicken Soup for the Horse Lover's Soul
Author: Jack CanfieldPublisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1453279024
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 326
Book Description
Chicken Soup for the Horse Lover's Soul is filled with inspiring stories of rescue and rehabilitation, heartbreaking losses, dedication and commitment, and positive messages of responsibility and unconditional love.
Author: Sarah P. GibsonHorse Girl
Author: Carrie SeimPublisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593095499
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 241
Book Description
Mean Girls meets Black Beauty in Horse Girl by celebrated author Carrie Seim--a funny and tender middle-grade novel about finding your forever herd. "This book is funny and exciting. Beautifully portrays both the pleasures and risks of riding horses and also of being a teen. Very original, and a great pleasure to read."--Jane Smiley, Pulitzer Prize-winning author Wills is a seventh grader who's head-over-hoof for horses, and beyond excited when she gets the chance to start training at the prestigious Oakwood Riding Academy. But Amara--the Queen of the #HorseGirls--and her posse aren't going to let the certifiably dork-tagious Wills trot her way into their club so easily. Between learning the reins of horse riding, dealing with her Air Force pilot mom being stationed thousands of miles from home, and keeping it together in front of (gasp!) Horse Boys, Wills learns that becoming a part of the #HorseGirl world isn't easy. But with her rescue horse, Clyde, at her side, it sure will be fun. Complete with comedic, original hoof notes to acquaint the less equestrian among us, Horse Girl delivers everything a young readers wants: mean girls, boy problems, and embarrassingly goofy dad jokes. And it does so on the back of a pony.
Hold Your Horses
Author: Bonnie TimmonsPublisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 9780761115366
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 132
Book Description
Written and illustrated by Timmons, the award-winning artist from NBCUs "Caroline in the City, Hold Your Horses" is full of irresistible pleasure and unexpected horse sense. Full color.
Chicken Soup for the Horse Lover's Soul II
Author: Jack CanfieldPublisher: Backlist, LLC - a unit of Chicken Soup of the Soul Publishing LLC
ISBN: 9781623610388
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
This follow-up to the surprise hit, Chicken Soup for the Horse Lover's Soul, brings to the page the adoration we have for our horses with inspiring, funny and tender stories.
The Horse Lover's Joke Book
Author: Suzan St. MaurPublisher: Kenilworth Press
ISBN: 9781872119397
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Canadian born Suzan St Maur has lived in the UK since childhood. After an early career start in journalism on a local newspaper, she transferred her allegiances to advertising and later became a highly successful scriptwriter in business television and live events. Today she writes prolifically across most media for a wide variety of business communication purposes. She has also written several published books on consumer and business topics.
The A-Z of Wedding Wisdom
Author: Suzan St MaurPublisher: How To Books
ISBN: 184803413X
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 189
Book Description
Planning and organising your wedding is quite a challenge, especially for today's busy brides and grooms. The good news is that many people have been there, done it and got the T-shirt Sharing their experience can save you a vast amount of time, money, energy and sanity when it comes to your own Big Day. In this book Suzan St Maur has gathered together many years' worth of wedding wisdom from wedding planners, wedding suppliers, and married folks themselves: experiences, expert advice, shortcuts, tips, and much more. No matter how complex your wedding is going to be, the advice you'll find in this book is priceless. In easy-to-read, easy-to-reference encyclopaedic style, Suzan covers all the usual - and the more unusual - issues you may have to deal with when planning your wedding. Here are just a few: Parents, step-parents, adoptive/birth parents * Brothers, sisters, step-siblings * Aunts, uncles, grandparents and other key relatives * The best man, chief bridesmaid and other bridal attendants * Speeches * Guest lists * Receptions * Table seating plans * Different religions * Different races/cultures * Gay and lesbian weddings * Finances and paying the bills.
An Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Roblox
Author: Brian BoonePublisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510776044
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 187
Book Description
Laugh your Roblox off with eight hundred all-new side-splitters! Level up your comedy cred as you level up your gaming! An Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Roblox is the brand-new, illustrated chuckle-fest for any true fan of Roblox. Adopt these hilarious puns and one-liners as your own, find your Laughtopia of knock-knocks and hysterical one-liners, and start OOFing of happiness whenever you rattle off these clever jokes about the Roblox worlds and characters. Giggle your way to Jokehaven with the silliest and wildest jokes you can spout off to all your favorite blockheads! Inside you will find jokes such as: What’s the highest point in Roblox? Up on the r-OOF. Where’s a good place to invest Robux? In the block market. You’re a really great Roblox player. But don’t get a big head about it or anything. What happened when the Roblox builder didn’t use enough supports? She was on the brick of disaster! What insult do Roblox players take as a compliment? Blockhead! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book to have by your side at home, at school, or while gaming! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Have even more fun with the silly illustrations throughout!
