Chelsea FC Football Joke Book

Author: Rich Sims
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781517659035
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 40

Book Description
Description A funny joke book about the CHELSEA FC Football Club. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite CHELSEA FC fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends. Authors Biography This book was written by Rich Sims who is a stand-up comedian based out of Orlando, Florida. He has written several books and appears across the country at a comedy club near you.

The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!

Author: Joe King
Publisher: Andersen Press Limited
ISBN: 1787612791
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49

Book Description
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Come on You Blues!

Author: Roger MCCARTNEY
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781791328047
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 41

Book Description
COME ON YOU BLUES!: A CHRISTMAS JOKE-BOOK will make an exciting Christmas gift for anyone that follows CHELSEA FC. An exciting and innovative idea for all CFC fans as the 'HEADS' will take you through all the topical news stories coming out of the Bridge, and in the process put a comedic spin on them, as well as exploring some old favourites from the joke book. Indeed, you can imagine these type of discussions taking place in many a blue and white household. Ideal as a cheeky little late stocking-filler for any CHELSEA fans.

Match! Joke Book

Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1509825010
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 210

Book Description
Discover over four hundred of the funniest football jokes from the makers of Match! the UK's best football magazine – you'll laugh your football socks off! Match! Joke Book is a hilarious mix of football quips, puns, knock-knock jokes and shaggy-dog stories. The Sweetest Stars Sergio Agu-AERO (Manchester City) Lee KIT-KAT-termole (Sunderland) MARS Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) ROLO Touré (Liverpool) John TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE (Chelsea) Can you think of any more? Discover more footy fun in this awesome series, with MATCH! Incredible Stats and Facts, MATCH! Football Puzzles, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about - Chelsea FC

Author: Ian Carroll
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781540434722
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 130

Book Description
The ULTIMATE 'Secret Santa' gift, for the avid football fan. The book contains absolutely nothing, just the title on each page throughout the 130 pages! The book is blank and sold as a joke for people who dislike the team or a joke to play on people who absolutely love and adore their team - would make an ideal Christmas Present and is available for many, many football teams. Just wait until they open their present to find a book on their favourite or least favourite football team! Watch them look annoyed or laughing with joy as they flick through the quality blank pages!! The book would be ideal to use as a notebook and will amuse and thrill your family and friends!!

The Football Joke Book

Author: Clive Dickinson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780233993775
Category : Soccer
Languages : en
Pages : 95

Book Description

Football Jokes

Author: Macmillan Adult's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1447259831
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 116

Book Description
Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.

Football Jokes Rule

Author: Simon Mugford
Publisher: Welbeck Children's Books
ISBN: 1783127449
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description
The hugely successful Football Superstars series launches the ultimate joke book, filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football gags around! What's more, Football Superstars: Football Jokes Rule features page after page of hilarious pictures, with loads of anecdotes and fun throughout. Get ready to titter and roar with laughter with this sidesplitting joke book – perfect for encouraging young football fans to read by themselves or with friends.

The Funniest Chelsea Quotes... Ever!

Author: Gordon Law
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781539777991
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 130

Book Description
From Jose Mourinho to Ron 'Chopper' Harris, Chelsea managers and players have kept us entertained with some truly hilarious sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 250 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of Stamford Bridge.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season. "Mark Hughes is playing better and better, even if he's starting to look like a pigeon."Gianluca Vialli "Chelsea were a sausage, eggs and chips club before the foreign players arrived."Dennis Wise. "Wisey said I think too much. But I have to do all his thinking for him."Gianfranco Zola "With hindsight, it's easy to look at it with hindsight."Glenn Hoddle

Football Joke Book

Author: Clive Gifford
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780750293051
Category : Soccer
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
Have a laugh this World Cup with this fantastically funny collection of football jokes. With jokes galore, puns, one liners, visual gags and play on words, this book will have your friends, family and even pets laughing!