English as She Is Spoke

English as She Is Spoke PDF Author: Pedro Carolino
Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
ISBN: 0486829324
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 129

Book Description
Unintentionally hilarious Portuguese-English phrase book written by an author who spoke no English. In his Introduction to this literary curiosity, Mark Twain warmly praised it for its "miraculous stupidities."

English as she is spoke; or, a jest in sober earnest

English as she is spoke; or, a jest in sober earnest PDF Author: José da Fonseca
Publisher: DigiCat
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 41

Book Description
English as she is spoke by Jose de Fonseca is a befuddled Portuguese-to-English dictionary which was intentionally published as a humorous guide. Excerpt: "A choice of familiar dialogues, clean of gallicisms, and despoiled phrases, it was missing yet to studious Portuguese and Brazilian Youth; and also to persons of others nations, that wish to know the Portuguese language. We sought all we may do, to correct that want, composing and devising the present little work in two parts."

English as She Is Spoke

English as She Is Spoke PDF Author: Pedro Carolino
Publisher: Nabu Press
ISBN: 9781294871705
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
This is a reproduction of a book published before 1923. This book may have occasional imperfections such as missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. that were either part of the original artifact, or were introduced by the scanning process. We believe this work is culturally important, and despite the imperfections, have elected to bring it back into print as part of our continuing commitment to the preservation of printed works worldwide. We appreciate your understanding of the imperfections in the preservation process, and hope you enjoy this valuable book. ++++ The below data was compiled from various identification fields in the bibliographic record of this title. This data is provided as an additional tool in helping to ensure edition identification: ++++ English As She Is Spoke: Or, A Jest In Sober Earnest [extr. From P. Carolino's New Guide Of The Conversation In Portuguese And English] With An Intr. By J. Millington 9 Pedro Carolino, James Millington

English As She Is Spoke

English As She Is Spoke PDF Author: Jose da Fonseca
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 94

Book Description
What happens when someone who doesn't speak English attempts to write a Portuguese-English phrasebook? THIS is what happens. .......... "Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect." - Mark Twain .......... "[T]he second chapter is titled 'Familiar Phrases,' and features sentences intended to help the weary Portuguese traveler in everyday conversation. These phrases include classics like 'He has spit in my coat'; 'take that boy and whip him to much'; and the oft-used 'these apricots and these peaches make me and to come water in mouth.' - Tucker Leighty-Phillips, Atlas Obscura .......... "[T]he book migrated to literary circles in London, where it became the Victorian equivalent of a viral video. Friends passed it to friends who giggled over -- even then -- unintentionally sexual phrases such as, 'He do the devil at four.' - Mike Drucker, Splitsider .........."Is there anything in conventional English which could equal the vividness of 'to craunch a marmoset'?" - Stephen Pile..........Watersgreen House is an independent international book publisher with editorial staff in the UK and USA. One of our aims at Watersgreen House is to showcase same-sex affection in works by important gay and bisexual authors in ways which were not possible at the time the books were originally published. We also publish nonfiction, including textbooks, as well as contemporary fiction that is literary, unusual, and provocative. watersgreen.wix.com/watersgreenhouse

English As She Is Spoke

English As She Is Spoke PDF Author: Jose de Fonseca
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1625580312
Category : Foreign Language Study
Languages : en
Pages : 46

Book Description
In 1855, when Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolino wrote an English phrasebook for Portuguese students, they faced just one problem: they didn't know any English. Even worse, they didn't own an English-to-Portuguese dictionary. What they did have, though, was a Portuguese-to-French dictionary, and a French-to-English dictionary. The linguistic train wreck that ensued is a classic of unintentional humor, now revived in the first newly selected edition in a century. Armed with Fonseca and Carolino's guide, a Portuguese traveler can insult a barber ("What news tell me? All hairs dresser are newsmonger"), complain about the orchestra ("It is a noise which to cleve the head"), go hunting ("let aim it! let make fire him"), and consult a handy selection of truly mystifying "Idiotisms and Proverbs."
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