My Pants Are Haunted !

Author: Jamie Kelly
Publisher: Paw Prints
ISBN: 9781439520482
Category : Diaries
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)

Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545649455
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 153

Book Description
Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?

Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5)

Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545295564
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 137

Book Description
Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right?Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.

Our Dumb Diary

Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
ISBN: 9780439879811
Category : Diaries
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
A diary to share between friends.

Me!

Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545116163
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 161

Book Description
Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new diary involving Angeline, her "flawless" friend.

That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9)

Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545308461
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 152

Book Description
Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.Dear Dumb Diary,So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.

Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3)

Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545649447
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 169

Book Description
Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11)

Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic
ISBN: 0545655234
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 166

Book Description
Bestselling author Jamie Kelly has been keeping diaries for years . . . and each one just gets funnier! But she has no idea that anyone is reading them. So please, please, please don't tell her.Something strange is happening at Mackerel Middle School. Even stranger than Jamie and Isabella becoming friends with Angeline. (Which is still really, really strange.) Jamie can suddenly and inexplicably understand the weirdest and most mysterious creatures around: Boys.And there's only one logical explanation --- superpowers.

Never Do Anything, Ever

Author: Jamie Kelly
Publisher: Turtleback Books
ISBN: 9781417677870
Category : JUVENILE FICTION
Languages : en
Pages : 132

Book Description
Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her search for inner beauty, her fund raising efforts for the Juvenile Optometry Federation, and her practice strategy for the Jump-Rope-A-Thon.

The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10)

Author: Jim Benton
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545347580
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 169

Book Description
Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.School's out for the summer, and that means no more Meat Loaf Thursdays, Sunday homework-cramming, or teachers (way way unsuccessfully) trying to act cool. It also means that certain Mackerel Middle Schoolers have a lot of time on their hands . . . and seriously empty pockets. Isabella is going to change all that. And Jamie and Angeline are going to help --- whether they like it or not. It's the best kind of teamwork: When a whole bunch of people work together to do something wrong, instead of doing it wrong one at a time.