The Little Book of 101 Grandad Jokes

Author: Phillip Lancaster
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781981077915
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 124

Book Description
What does a Dad joke become when it gets too old? Why, a Grandad joke, of course. This collection of 101 of the best ever Grandad jokes is aimed at kids who just want a laugh and Grandads (and Dads) who want to stock up on those jokes that make their kids groan (while secretly laughing). Grandad tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to hit an iceberg and sink. But no one would listen. He was screaming and shouting but they all told him to be quiet. They weren't interested in what he had to say. But he just got louder and louder.In the end, they had to eject him from the movie theatre. Ideal Father's Day present for the Dad or Grandad in your life. Ideal Christmas stocking filler for the kids. Imagine your 12 year old brightening up Christmas by reading all 101 jokes at the dinner table. Or not. Warning: Contains the word fart (twice). At the end of the book, you'll find 25 Swifties. One-liners to cover those situations where afterwards you think afterwards "Now if only I'd said...". Buy the eBook and download the audio book for free. Play it in the car and annoy your passengers. Play it in the gym and be the only person laughing on the treadmill. But most of all... Enjoy!

101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes

Author: Elias Hill
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781973749127
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!

101 School Jokes for Kids

Author: I. P. Grinning
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781495995200
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 42

Book Description
IP Factly presents... '101 School Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. 101 School Jokes for Kids for Kids is a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Joke books for kids on kindle are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Click on the cover above to see a sample of the jokes or read on.... 1. Why did the teacher get stronger bulbs for the school room?Because the class was a little dim! 2. Who's the king of your desk?Your ruler! 3. Why did the sun not bother going to college?It already had a million degrees! 4. Teacher: How did the Dark Ages get their name?Pupil: From all the Knights! 5. History teacher: How did Vikings communicate?Pupil: Norse code! Reviews for other IP Factly joke books Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. Scroll up and Buy this book now - your child will love going back to it again and again.

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Author: Rob Elliott
Publisher: Baker Books
ISBN: 144124302X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 126

Book Description
Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

Grandpa Jokes

Author: Grampa Grumpy Gifts
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 54

Book Description
Why Grandpa Jokes Are Better Than Dad Jokes? Well, because grandpa knows every thing! This is the perfect gift for grandfather who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! Clean family jokes The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Perfect Funny Novelty Gift For Grandpa's Birthday, Father's day, Christmas, Valentine's Day or Any Regular Day To Make Grandpa Smile!

Dad Jokes

Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1684120071
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 254

Book Description
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

101 Ho-ho Holiday Jokes

Author: Holly Kowitt
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780545461344
Category : Holidays
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description

101 So Bad, They're Good Irish Dad Jokes: Funny Dad Gift Idea Perfect for Saint Patrick's Day, Father's Day, and Dad Birthday

Author: Elias Hill
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781796590142
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 110

Book Description
Why did the Irishman get gold teeth?What do you call it when you prank an Irishman on Sunday?Did you hear about the Irishman who fainted on a carousel? Everyone loves a good laugh and there are few funnier lines than the ones you get in a good old-fashioned Irish joke. But when you add really bad Dad humor into the mix, the jokes descend to a whole new level, so much that they become good. In this book, 101 So Bad, They're Good Irish Dad Jokes, you'll laugh yourself silly, impress (or not) your friends and enjoy a rollicking good time that will make everyone Erin go Bragh-ha-ha! So if you ever wondered why the Irish army is so strict about their uniforms or why the Irishman moved his modem into the barn, then get a copy of this hilarious book and find out. Perfect for dipping in and out of whenever you are feeling down or just need a laugh, 101 So Bad, They're Good Irish Dad Jokes, is a book every home should have. Great dad gift idea for Saint Patrick's, birthday, and Christmas!

Mickey Mouse's Joke Book

Author: Disney Book Club Staff
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 9780394826325
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 48

Book Description
An easy-to-read collection of jokes including such Disney characters as Goofy, Donald Duck, and Mickey Mouse.

101 Mom Jokes

Author: Elias Hill
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781975628192
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
Here they are! More mom jokes. But not just silly pun jokes, or yo' mamma jokes, these jokes make light of parenting, spouses, and wine addiction. Get these funny jokes today for your mom. She'll be nodding in agreement as and cracking up at the truth behind the humor. Mom jokes, like dad jokes only smarter! Get your copy of 101 Mom Jokes Volume 2, today!