An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes and Shenanigans from Salty Springs

Author: Brian Boone
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510748083
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 160

Book Description
Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jokes for Fortniters is an all-new, laugh-out-loud book of jokes for you and your squad. From Battle Royale puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the cleverest jokes about Fortnite and game play. Cackle your way to victory with the funniest, craziest, and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island! Inside you will find funny gags such as: What do a door and a new Fortnite player have in common? They both get “knocked” a lot. What happens after you drink too much Slurp Juice? You burp juice! What kind of pop should Fortniters never drink? Shield pop! Where do Fortniters sleep? In a nite fort! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from silly illustrations throughout!

An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: 800 All-New Explosively Hilarious Jokes for Fans of Fortnite

Author: Brian Boone
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510770836
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 164

Book Description
Did you hear about the barnyard animal who learned to play Fortnite? She won the Cattle Royale! Why do Fortnite players have great smelling breath? They use Scope. Why did the Fortnite player build a house out of old harvested wood? He needed structure. If you loved An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes from Salty Springs, you'll love this volume eight hundred all-new gut-busting jokes for you and your squad! From puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the funniest jokes inspired by Fortnite and its gameplay. Cackle your way to victory with the craziest and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You’ll enjoy telling these sidesplitting jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from the silly illustrations throughout!

Garfield Big Fat Hairy Joke Book

Author: Jim Davis
Publisher: Random House Worlds
ISBN: 034538640X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 145

Book Description
Fresh from the funny papers, here is Garfield, all-around jokester. In this hilarious book, you'll find jokes of all shapes, species, and sizes. There are jokes about food and eating, other pets, Garfield and his pals, and knock-knocks, of course. So get ready to laugh out loud at humor told the Garfield way.

Letters to Ebay

Author: Art Farkas
Publisher: Grand Central Pub
ISBN: 9780446699587
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 234

Book Description
A whimsical collection in the tradition of The Lazlo Letters exposes the lengths to which eBay vendors will resort to make their sales, in a volume that features responses by sellers to offbeat inquiries by the author's farcical alter ego. Original.

Last Hope for Survival

Author: Nathan Meyer
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 151074522X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 168

Book Description
For young Fortnite players, this might be the ultimate reading experience—a graphic novel adventure with hundreds of full-color images that takes them into the world they love best! The mission is simple: Four kids must save what’s left of humanity by crossing a Husk-infested landscape to a secret government installation packed with volatile rocket fuel and state of the art security systems. Then, they must launch a satellite into space before a gigantic maelstrom smashes them to bloody splinters. If it were easy, it wouldn’t be Fortnite. When 98% of the world’s population disappears in the blink of an eye, the isolated survivors, four teenagers named Cody, Sarah, Idris, and Kiki each cower in the ruins of their homeland, pounded by strange storms and hunted by ravenous monsters. One by one they discover a hopeful sign of life from afar, a Beacon, that calls on to them to keep moving in search of answers. In their pursuit of the source of this signal, they find each other and struggle to get past their differences. It won’t be safe or easy, but their survival, and that of humanity, relies on them learning to work together in search of answers. They are, after all, humanity’s last hope. Will they find a way to survive and start again in the aftermath of the deadly storm, or die trying?

The Book of Bedtime Stories

Author: Mumsnet
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781406347173
Category : Children's stories, English
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
A beautifully illustrated treasury of stories to share at bedtime, written by members of Mumsnet and Gransnet and chosen by former Children's Laureate, Michael RosenThis beautiful gift book showcases the best new writing and illustration for children. It features ten prize-winning stories, each of which is illustrated by an up-and-coming artist. Perfect for reading aloud at bedtime, this is a book to enjoy again and again.

Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters

Author: Michele C. Hollow
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1510706364
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 184

Book Description
Jokes for Minecrafters: Mobs, Creepers, Skeletons, and More is the second book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which boasts more than eight hundred jokes. The jokes inside poke fun at everything Minecraft from ghasts to Endermen. All of your favorite parts of the Minecraft game are included in the book and the jokes will make you giggle like you’ve never giggled before! Inside you will find uproarious jokes like: Why don’t they have Knock, Knock jokes in Minecraft? Because Hostile Mobs don’t knock on your door—they blow it up! What do you get when you cross an Endermen with a creeper? A teleporting bomb. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus there are silly illustrations throughout for extra laughs!

Old Moo & I

Author: Daniel A. McDougall
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781418427139
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 296

Book Description
Housekeeper to a Japanese family since she was 17, Agustina Dominguez lives a lonely life. Her only companions are her patron saint, the Virgin of Guadalupe, and the hungry koi she feeds in the fish pond. Mistakes of the past haunt her thoughts and dreams a teenage pregnancy that ended her hopes for higher education, and a troubled, violent son who needed more help than she could give. Alone at midlife, Agustina searches for peace and for the chance to live the life interrupted so many years ago. When opportunity knocks in the form of an affectionate, handsome detective, she opens the door to an unexpected destiny.

One Ginger Pele!

Author: Chris Parker
Publisher: New Holland Australia(AU)
ISBN: 9781847735676
Category : Soccer
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
One ginger Pele, there's only one ginger Pele! As the supporter who came up with that one knows, the devoted football fan is the 12th man - his vocal support can mean the difference between winning and losing. Whether it's giving support to your club or poking fun at other teams, fans, mascots or even innocent St John's Ambulance volunteers, there's nothing like singing along with your fellow fans to get the blood pumping and the 11 men on the pitch fired up. On terraces the length and breadth of Britain, this simple truth has given rise to the art of the football chant. This book contains over 180 of the cleverest, wittiest and most downright hilarious examples of football songs from clubs across the country. As Swiss defender Bernt Haas found out when he joined West Brom and the Baggies started singing, 'Bernt Haas, I've gone and Bernt my Haas,' for sharp wit and funny comebacks, you can't beat a football chant!

FORTNITE (Official): The Chronicle

Author: Epic Games
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 031653028X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 75

Book Description
Celebrate the evolution of Fortnite and all the best moments from seasons one through nine in this official Epic Games' book, featuring the authentic Fortnite holographic seal. Love Fortnite? Relive your favorite Fortnite memories here. Ever since it burst onto our screens in 2017, Fortnite has been in a state of constant change. This official, collectable guide features all the most exciting highlights from seasons one through nine including the volcano eruption, pirate invasions, the Cube, the Ice King, and so much more. Read on to revisit Battle Royale's most momentous moments!