Don't Squat With Your Spurs On

Author: Texas Bix Bender
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
ISBN: 1423609506
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 145

Book Description
With over three million copies sold, this collection of cowboy wisdom and words to live by is “worthy of a book rustler” (South Bend Tribune). In the tradition of humorist Will Rogers, Don’t Squat with Your Spurs On takes a look at life through the eyes of the cowboy. It’s filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: “Always drink upstream from the herd” and “The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow.” A modern classic, it’s full of good laughs—and good old-fashioned wisdom.

Don't Squat With Your Spurs On, Volume No. 2

Author: Texas Bix Bender
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
ISBN: 1423609522
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 130

Book Description
More Western wit, wisdom, and words to live by! Whether the glass is half empty or half full depends on whether you’re drinking or pouring. A stranger’s business ain’t yours. We might not be so bad off if we had a little less of everything. Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.” This follow-up the multimillion-selling collection of cowboy wit and wisdom shares the sorts of sayings and observations that get handed down from generation to generation—and that provide not only belly laughs but plenty of sage advice.

The Cowgirl's Guide to Life

Author: Gladiola Montana
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
ISBN: 1423651715
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 488

Book Description
Straight talk from the lassoin’ lady—from knowing the best time to hold your tongue to using the right bait when you’re fishing for compliments. This sassy cowgirl and her sidekick cowboy partner capture the feminine perspective on life. This common-sense wisdom in humorous form is all about living and loving. Women will laugh about it—from the boardroom to the suburban book club. Gems include: “It is better to be a widower’s second wife than his first.” “If you’re fixin’ to get yourself a good stallion, don’t go lookin’ in the donkey corral.” “High steppers give bumpy rides.” “If you’ve done it, it ain’t braggin’.” “Always say ‘please’ when you tell somebody to shut up.”

Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!

Author: Karen E. Bender
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780879052508
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 144

Book Description

Stop Squatting With Your Spurs On

Author: Angel Tucker
Publisher: Morgan James Publishing
ISBN: 1600378463
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 193

Book Description
Designed to give the reader “people reading power” "Stop Squatting With Your Spurs On" makes it easy to identify different personality types by spelling out their compelling differences and giving you the tips and tricks needed to become bilingual in personalities. Angel Tucker's writing style is informative, yet entertaining and you’ll see yourself or someone you know in every page! The reader will never again experience trouble communicating if they apply the easy principles taught in "Stop Squatting With Your Spurs On".

Don't Squat with Yer Spurs On!

Author: Texas Bix Bender
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
ISBN: 9780879054700
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 138

Book Description
Says the SOUTH BEND TRIBUNE, "This book is worthy of a book rustler." In the tradition of humorist Will Rogers, it takes a look at life through the eyes of the cowboy. It is filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: "Always drink upstream from the herd" and "The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow."

RECIPES FOR LIVING

Author: Whyalla Writers' Group
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1387213083
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 108

Book Description
Collection of poetry and short stories by members of the Whyalla Writers' Group and the Port Augusta Writers.

Cowboy Seeks Bride

Author: Carolyn Brown
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402270224
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 241

Book Description
He's Tough as Nails and Ready to Ride...She's Way Out of Her Element Rancher Dewar O'Donnell is just an old-fashioned cowboy at heart, and he can't wait to reenact the historic Chisholm Trail ride with his buddies. The trial-run cattle drive for a reality TV show sounds like a great time—until H.B. McKay pulls up in her slick red sports car. Haley McKay is a feisty, high-powered businesswoman with the power suit and stiletto heels to prove it. She's keen to research her company's hot new idea for a reality TV show—but mount up with a bunch of modern-day cowboys? Are they kidding? It's too late to back out now, so Haley sets out to prove that it will take more than snakes, storms, and stampedes to make her back down. Besides, sleeping under the stars with Dewar O'Donnell could prove mighty interesting. Spikes & Spurs Series Love Drunk Cowboy (Book 1) Red's Hot Cowboy (Book 2) Darn Good Cowboy Christmas (Book 3) One Hot Cowboy Wedding (Book 4) Mistletoe Cowboy (Book 5) Just a Cowboy and His Baby (Book 6) Cowboy Seeks Bride (Book 7) Praise for Bestselling Contemporary Western Romances by Carolyn Brown: "An old-fashioned love story told well... A delight."—RT Book Reviews, 4 Stars "Sizzling hot and absolutely delectable."—Romance Junkies "Funny, frank, and full of heart... One more welcome example of Brown's Texas-size talent for storytelling."—USA Today Happy Ever After "Alive with humor... Another page-turning joy of a book by an engaging author."—Fresh Fiction

Who Killed the Pinup Queen?

Author: Toni L. P. Kelner
Publisher: Jabberwocky Literary Agency, Inc.
ISBN: 1625671040
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 273

Book Description
Tilda Harper, savvy celebrity reporter and sleuth to yesterday’s stars, must find a killer with a penchant for former pinups in Agatha award-winner Toni L.P Kelner’s second Where Are They Now? mystery A Killer Figure The last thing entertainment reporter Tilda Harper expects is for one of her feature articles to suddenly become an obituary. But when the subject of an upcoming piece—former 50s pinup queen, Sandra Sechrest—is brutally killed, Tilda’s story quickly develops into a murder investigation. There are few leads and many questions. Was it the work of greedy relatives? An obsessed fan? Or perhaps a jealous lover? Adding to the puzzle, are the startling confidential connections between Sandra and the Hollywood stars of her day that Tilda uncovers while researching a project for Entertain Me! magazine. As Tilda focuses on the case, she unwittingly becomes a target herself. It seems someone has a secret that they’ll do anything to keep, and Tilda’s getting a little too close to the truth. If she doesn’t pin down this pinup killer soon, Tilda could be the next to die.

Cow Chips Aren't for Dippin'

Author: Coke Newell
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
ISBN: 9780879057367
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 100

Book Description
COW CHIPS AREN'T FOR DIPPIN' is an authoritative handbook for all things western that are worth talking about--the food, the attractions, the people, the vocabulary, and even the art of cow tipping. "This book is dedicated to those well-meaning but geographically deprived individuals who think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet in Pittsburgh."