Walter the Farting Dog

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher: North Atlantic Books
ISBN: 1583943994
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34

Book Description
Have you ever heard a fart that could save the day? In this New York Times bestselling kids book, every toot tells a funny tale! Over one million copies sold and countless giggles shared! Meet Walter, a fine dog with flatulence. Despite his distinctive trait, he's loved by his siblings Billy and Betty. But Father has had enough! On the brink of being sent to the dog pound, Walter’s unexpected asset turns into his superpower when burglars break in. With a heroic toot, he saves the day and earns his place in the family’s heart. This hilarious tale for children ages 4-8 (and adults who aren't afraid to laugh) features surreal illustrations by Audrey Colman and an absurdly comical storyline. Walter the Farting Dog is a timeless story about acceptance, love, and the incredible power of being oneself...farts and all. Recommended by parents, librarians, and kids who know a thing or two about funny business, Walter the Farting Dog is more than just a book—it's a shared memory, a giggle-inducing classic, and a beloved family treasure. Join Walter on his windy adventure, penned by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray, and discover why this book has captured hearts for over two decades. Embrace the laughter and share this delightful read with the whole family!

Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0142411426
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33

Book Description
Walter the Farting Dog is now a hero of the high seas! Everybody is having a great time on a cruise . . . until a terrible odor permeates the ship. All signs point to Walter, and so he is first banished down below, with the stinky cheeses, and then into a lifeboat to float behind the ocean liner. Then catastrophe strikes! How long will the great cruise ship and its frightened passengers be marooned on the high seas? About as long as it takes Walter to digest that cheese!

Walter the Farting Dog Farts Again

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher: Puffin
ISBN: 9780141500485
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description
When Walter the Farting Dog is sold for a measly ten pounds, Billy and Betty are distraught. But Walter doesn't realise he's been caught up in a dreadful plan involving a fake clown, litres of his unique farts and a bank robbery. Only Walter could be relied on to fart his way out of danger as wll as solving a bank robbery and becoming the town's hero - even if a bit of a stinky one!

Walter the Farting Dog: Trouble At the Yard Sale

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 0142406260
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Walter's family is holding a yard sale, but there are few customers. Walter, fartingcontentedly near Father, wonders why. When a man offers ten dollars for Walter, Father readily agrees. Walter wonders why. Walter is sad to leave his family behind, but relieved to discover that his new owner is a clown. Walter figures he will help the clown bring joy to children on their birthdays. But the clown has a dastardly plot: he will use Walter's gas to inflate balloons and then pop them to stun guards during bank robberies. Will Walter turn to the dark side? Of course not! He comes out a hero and is reunited with his family by doing what he does best.

Rough Weather Ahead for Walter the Farting Dog

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher: Picture Puffin
ISBN: 9780143501954
Category : Children's stories, Australian
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description
Professor Kompressor has a cure for Walter the farting dog's "digestive Disorder." He shows Mother how to mix a special formula for Walter in his Kompressatron. But after a few days, Walter's farts are worse than ever. Father decides to mix the formula himself. "it's working!" cries Mother. "The air smells so fresh." Walter is pleased, too, until something strange happens - he blows up like a balloon and floats out the window! Will Walter's paws ever touch earth again? Plenty of laughs and cheers will arise from this story that takes Walter to new heights.

Walter the Farting Dog

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher: Picture Puffin
ISBN: 9780143501497
Category : Dogs
Languages : en
Pages : 32

Book Description
The trouble at the garage sale is that there are no customers. Walter the farting dog wonders why. When a man offers ten dollars for Walter, Father is happy to sell him. Walter wonders why. He's sad about leaving his family behind, but at least his new owner is a clown. Walter can help him bring happiness to small children. Little does Walter know that the clown has an evil plot to use Walter's 'talent'. Will Walter turn to the dark side? Read this hilarious book to find out.

The Nowhere Emporium

Author: Ross MacKenzie
Publisher: Floris Books
ISBN: 1782501908
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 199

Book Description
When the mysterious Nowhere Emporium arrives in Glasgow, orphan Daniel Holmes stumbles upon it quite by accident. Before long, the 'shop from nowhere' -- and its owner, Mr Silver -- draw Daniel into a breathtaking world of magic and enchantment. Recruited as Mr Silver's apprentice, Daniel learns the secrets of the Emporium's vast labyrinth of passageways and rooms -- rooms that contain wonders beyond anything Daniel has ever imagined. But when Mr Silver disappears, and a shadow from the past threatens everything, the Emporium and all its wonders begin to crumble. Can Daniel save his home, and his new friends, before the Nowhere Emporium is destroyed forever? Scottish Children's Book Award winner Ross MacKenzie unleashes a riot of imagination, colour and fantasy in this astonishing adventure, perfect for fans of Philip Pullman, Corneila Funke and Neil Gaiman.

Yard Sale

Author: Eve Bunting
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 0763693057
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33

Book Description
Callie and her family are moving from their house to an apartment, so they're having a yard sale. It can be hard to let things go, but in the end, it's who you have - not what you have - that counts.

Trouble at the Yard Sale

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780525439639
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
Walter's' family is holding a yard sale, but there are few customers. Walter, farting contentedly near Father, wonders why. When a man offers ten dollars for Walter, Father readily agrees. Walter wonders why. Walter is sad to leave his family behind, but relieved to discover that his new owner is a clown. Walter figures he will help the clown bring joy to children on their birthdays. But the clown has a dastardly plot: he will use Walter's gas to inflate balloons and then pop them to stun guards during bank robberies. Will Walter turn to the dark slide? Of course not! He comes out a hero and is reunited with his family by doing what he does best.

Blame It on the Dog

Author: Jim Dawson
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
ISBN: 0307778770
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 178

Book Description
Did you know that James Joyce liked to smell his wife's farts? That some fish communicate by expelling gas? Or that the Pentagon is developing weapons of mass olfactory destruction (WMOD)? That's just a whiff of what's in store in this breathtaking follow-up to the best-selling fart history, WHO CUT THE CHEESE? In BLAME IT ON THE DOG, eminent fartologist Jim Dawson sniffs out the latest and greatest new items of the past century, from flatulent robot dogs and fart fetishists to poot-proof underwear and anti-stink pills. In fifty breezy chapters, he spills the beans about scientific (wind)breakthroughs, celebrity butt rumblings, and real-life fartistes like Flatulina Fontanelle Boutier, cyberspace entertainer the Queen of Farts, and Mr. Methane, England's Prince of Poots. Plumbing the nether regions of politics, pop culture, and the (f)arts, this stinker of a bathroom book will leave you gasping for air.