Senior Moments

Author: Angus FitzSimons
Publisher: Hachette Australia
ISBN: 0733645615
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 222

Book Description
Have you had a Senior Moment yet? Maybe you know someone who's had a few? Check this list to know for sure: · You can remember being told the King was dead (George, not Elvis). · You still say 'colour television', and you watch television on a television. · Your home phone rings and you answer it. (And you still have a phone, not a 'landline'.) · You boast about 'doing it' three times a night and that's just getting up to pee. · You realise that your wardrobe has become ironic. You're not back in fashion, but you're hip. (And ironically, you now have an artificial hip). If you answered 'yes' to one or more of the above, congratulations! You are officially a Senior and this book is here to guide you through your best years (i.e. the past). Stroll, or maybe shuffle, down Nostalgia Avenue and bask in the glory of growing old disgracefully. (If you are a Young Person, this is the easiest Senior gift idea ever. You're welcome!)

Senior Moments

Author: Shelley Klein
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1461747104
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 161

Book Description
From the author of Can’t Remember Sh*t, here is another riotously funny book for anyone interested in . . . uh . . . anyone interested in . . . uh . . . whatever. Replete with everything Shelly Klein forgot to put in her previous book, and with a softer, gentler title, Senior Moments explores the whole spectrum of annoyances hounding the seventy-six million Baby Boomers (and their older kids) as they go gray at the temples, add a few inches to the midsection, and keep forgetting what day of the week it is. Comprising the experiences of everyone from politicians to TV talking heads, from the famous to the infamous (and everyone in-between), Senior Moments is chockful of advice, anecdotes, confessions, quotes, tips, and excuses—and dishes it all out without straining its back.

A Senior Moment Is Just a Wrinkle in Time

Author:
Publisher: Product Concept Incorporated
ISBN: 9780984332809
Category : Christian life
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Most commonly found on the nightstound or in the bathroom, is this little treasure of a book with favorite quote from the wise and the humorous, uplifting stories and reflections, and prayers to guide those who are getting older. It's a gift not to take one's self TOO seriously...and this is the perfect gift to give that lift.

Senior Moments

Author: Frederick Stroppel
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
ISBN: 9780573633881
Category : Drama
Languages : en
Pages : 74

Book Description
A Collection of One-Acts for Older Actors, After the Ball, Glacier Bay, Louie's Daughter, Sneeze, and A World of Pleasure. AFTER THE BALL Stewart and Joanna, an old married couple, return home from a surprisingly festive funeral, an experience that leaves Stewart at first exhilarated and then forced to face some not-so-festive truths about himself. GLACIER BAY At a family affair, Connie has to contend with her husband Artie's advancing senility. Her struggle to keep a tight hold on his wandering mind is comically exasperating, but in a sudden revelation she discovers that their life paths are more similar than she suspected. LOUIE'S DAUGHTER At Louie's, a typical corner bar, regulars A. G. and Woody enjoy the male camaraderie of friendly insults, unsolicited opinions and pointless conversation. But their comfortable everyday routine is disrupted by the unexpected presence of a pretty female bartender. SNEEZE Abby and Martha, two elderly women, sit on a park bench, discussing philosophy, literature, and the vagaries of life, as they wait for a larcenous squirrel to pass by. WORLD OF PLEASURE After thirty-three years, Stanley and Emily are finally closing down their mom-and-pop corner store, which happens to be a porno shop. When a customer drops in to make a purchase, they regale him with stories of the old days and recall the good times as they pack up their singular merchandise.

More Senior Moments (The Ones We Forgot)

Author: Shelley Klein
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN: 1843177579
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 145

Book Description
Crammed full of anecdotes, tips, confessions and advice, More Senior Moments will ensure that getting to grips with newfangled technology, remembering your best friend's name and putting matching socks on will become a breeze.

1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments

Author: Tom Friedman
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
ISBN: 1523500565
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 195

Book Description
The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book. Anyone who’s ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers’ Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life—only to discover the signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here’s a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving his priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered “. . . Cleopatra?”

Preventing Senior Moments

Author: Stan Goldberg
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN: 1538169428
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 261

Book Description
"Suggests 15 prevention strategies for senior moments ranging from forgetting appointments to becoming disoriented"--

Senior Moments

Author: Willard Spiegelman
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 0374261229
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 209

Book Description
"A collection of essays, drawing from Spiegelman's life, on aging and happiness."--

The Big Book of Senior Moments

Author: Bennett Melville
Publisher: Skyhorse
ISBN: 1634509412
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 294

Book Description
Old age isn’t for wimps, nor is it for those without a sense of humor. The Big Book of Senior Moments is chock full of those small blunders, momentary lapses, and misplaced keys that happen to all of us. Humor might not help you remember your cat’s name, but it will certainly make you feel less alone! Did you know that Albert Einstein once searched frantically for his misplaced train ticket because he couldn’t remember where he was going? Or that Marilyn Monroe forgot the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like it Hot? Can you believe that Marlon Brando had to have his lines written on another actor’s forehead so he could get through a scene? If you have done something like this, don’t despair, for you are among other greats like Lincoln, Beethoven, Newton, Toscanini, and a whole assortment of presidents, poets, philosophers, popes, and Nobel Prize–winners. The Big Book of Senior Moments will be sure to bring a smile to friends and family alike. Don’t forget to pick up your copy today!

The Senior Moment

Author: Eva Hudson
Publisher: Two Pies Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 359

Book Description
Ever wish you could take the law into your own hands? Ever want to play Robin Hood to help the greater good? Then The Senior Moment is the comedy thriller for you. Visiting Manhattan for the first time to help her son with his new baby, English grandmother Jean Henderson witnesses a fatal grocery store shooting. Events quickly slide from awful to worse when she discovers her son and his pregnant wife have disappeared, owing a fortune to a murderous loan shark. Hooking up with a newly retired NYPD cop, Jean tries to track down her son, but soon discovers the only way to get him back is to raise the money he owes herself. Hunted by the grocery store killer and struggling to persuade the handsome cop she's falling for that sometimes it's OK to break the law for the sake of justice, Jean devises an audacious plan to raise the cash and wreak revenge on the greedy Wall Street banks. But time is running out. Will she manage to save her son and hold on to her man? Or will the killer get to her first? A thrilling ride through lower Manhattan, with twists, spills and laughs aplenty, The Senior Moment is a black comedy suspense thriller that proves you're never too old for action and adventure.