Sea of the Patchwork Cats

Author: Carlton Mellick III
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 116

Book Description
It is a story that has been passed down generation after generation. The story of conjoined twin goddesses floating peacefully in the middle of the sea. Many of those that have seen them, usually on calm starlit nights, swear that they are the sirens of mythology, luring sailors in to their doom. Others claim that the twins are not live women, but an ancient stone structure carved to resemble two females sitting back to back. A fewbelieve they mark the gateway tothe lost city of Atlantis, or a gateway to the spirit realm. But on all accounts there is one consistency: if you listen closely, at just the right distance, you will hear them echoing on the ghostly wind . . . dozens and dozens of meowing cats. Sea of the Patchwork Cats is a sad dreamlike tale set in the quiet ashes of the human race. A must-read for Mellick enthusiasts who also adore The Twilight Zone.

Bucket of Face

Author: Eric Hendrixson
Publisher: Eric Hendrixson
ISBN: 1936383314
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 110

Book Description
Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcase full of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth. When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals their luggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruit girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As his girlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of the bucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, who happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.

The Egg Said Nothing

Author: Caris O'Malley
Publisher: Caris O'Malley
ISBN: 1936383268
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100

Book Description
Meet Manny. He's your average shut-in with a penchant for late night television and looting local fountains for coins. With eight locks on his door and newspapers covering his windows, he's a more than a bit paranoid, too. His wasn't a great life, but it was comfortable-at least it was until the morning he awoke with an egg between his legs. But what might have been a curse becomes a charm as this unlikely event leads him to all night diner, where he finds inedible pie, undrinkable coffee, and the girl of his dreams. But can this unexpected chance at love survive after the egg cracks and time itself turns against him, dead-set on rerouting history and putting a shovel to the face of the one person who could bring real and lasting change to Manny's world?

Copy Cat Quilts

Author: Dawn E. Navarro
Publisher: That Patchwork Place
ISBN: 9781564777812
Category : Patchwork
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Love cats? Then you're the perfect candidate for making Copy Cat quilts! First published in the 1980s, this award-winning pattern has been updated with contemporary quilting techniques. Feature kitties in a bed quilt, a wall hanging, and pillows, and cuddle up with a furry feline doll Find tips on working with textured fabrics like Minkee and chenille Learn techniques for making purrfect quilts

The Mousehole Cat

Author: Antonia Barber
Publisher: Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman Books
ISBN: 9780689808371
Category : Cats
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
When the Great Storm-Cat threatens the small English village of Mousehole, only an old fisherman's cat can soothe its fierceness during a dangerous sea venture.

Jack and Mr. Grin

Author: Andersen Prunty
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 222

Book Description
Jack Orange is a twentysomething guy who works at a place called The Tent packing dirt in boxes and shipping them off to exotic, unheard of locales. He thinks about his girlfriend, Gina Black, and the ring he hopes to surprise her with. But when he returns home one day, Gina isn't there. He receives a strange call from a man who sounds likes he is smiling-- Mr. Grin. He says he has Gina. He gives Jack twenty-four hours to find her--Publisher's description.

Sausagey Santa

Author: Carlton Mellick
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description
"...One snowy Christmas Eve, while visiting the Fry family, Sausagey Santa is attacked by an evil force that is driven to destroy Christmas forever. ...Santa calls upon Matthew Fry and his wife, Decapitron (a brutish warrior woman with a strange Christmas fetish and a candy cane sword), to help get it back and save Christmas for everyone."--Back cover.

Beyond the Tee: Innovative T-Shirt Quilts

Author: Mary Cannizzaro
Publisher: C&T Publishing Inc
ISBN: 1617459089
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
Languages : en
Pages : 83

Book Description
“An exciting intro to the craft of making quilts using fabric from T-shirts . . . This how-to will be a boon to any quilter looking for a new challenge.” —Publishers Weekly Expand your idea of what a T-shirt quilt can be! Create nine innovative projects from T-shirts, clothing solids, prints, motifs, onesies, ties—anything goes. Learn how to cut into clothing and maximize your fabric, even altering a design to fit special tees. Solve common challenges like motifs separated by zippers and logos that are too big or too small. With a few T-shirt quilt basics under your belt, and the designs and tips in this guide, you’ll soon become an expert at preserving the past.

The Cats of Butterwick Sands

Author: Gabriella Thomas
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 183859647X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 146

Book Description
The Cats of the Butterwick Sands is a children's book following the various adventures of cats in a small run down seaside town called Butterwick Sands, a place that has seen better days; the hero being one special cat named Percy.

Grape City

Author: Kevin Donihe
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 124

Book Description
Meet Charles, a demon forced to work shitty minimum wage jobs ever since Hell went out of business. He now lives in Grape City, which would be the worst place on Earth, provided all other cities weren't just as bad. While adjusting to his new way of life, Charles passes the time by writing emails to Satan, going on blind dates with mortal women, and attempting to fit in with human society . . . . . . unfortunately society is a mess of chaotic absurdities in which bang-murdering and hack-raping are cultural norms."