Naptime Is the New Happy Hour

Author: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416591885
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 229

Book Description
Motherhood -- it's not for wimps. Once the zigzagging hormones and endless, bleary-eyed exhaustion of the first year have worn off, you're left with the startling realization that your tiny, immobile bundle has become a rampaging toddler, complete with his or her very own, very forceful personality. Just as Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay helped debunk decades of parenting myths to offer honest advice for the first year, Naptime Is the New Happy Hour is a voice of reason for every woman facing questions such as: Will refined sugar make my toddler's head explode? Is it wrong to have a cocktail at two in the afternoon? And what exactly is a Backyardigan? With biting wit and boatloads of common sense, Stefanie Wilder-Taylor addresses all these concerns and more. Whether it's planning easy outings that are fun for both of you (fact: your child will find the local Target just as scintillating as the Guggenheim), dishing the dirt on preschool TV (those mothers who swear their kids don't watch television? Liars or psychos, every one), or perfecting the art of the play date, readers will find advice, anecdotes, and a reassuring sense of camaraderie to help them survive -- and even thrive -- during each hilarious, frustrating, and amazing moment.

Naptime Is My Happy Hour Notebook

Author: Comic Notes
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781072909309
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112

Book Description
Are you looking for a notebook or diary? Then today is your lucky day. Your perhaps new journal contains 110 lined pages and a great logo. Enough space to write down all your notes, important ideas and other important thoughts. Perfect as a gift for men, women and children. Mother, father and kids can also enjoy this beautiful notebook for Christmas or birthday. For more paperbacks of this kind click on the author's name!

Twelve Hours' Sleep by Twelve Weeks Old

Author: Suzy Giordano
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0525949593
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 177

Book Description
There is no bigger issue for healthy infants than sleeping through the night. In this simple, straightforward book, Suzy Giordano presents her amazingly effective “Limited-Crying Solution” that will get any baby to sleep for twelve hours at night—and three hours in the day—by the age of twelve weeks old. Giordano is the mother of five children and one of the most sought-after baby sleep specialists in the country. The Washington Post calls her a baby sleep "guru" and "an underground legend in the Washington area for her ability to teach newborns how to achieve that parenting nirvana: sleeping through the night." Her sleep plan has been tested with singletons, twins, triplets, babies with special needs, and colicky babies—and it has never failed. Whether you are pregnant, first-time parents, or parents who seek a different path with your second or third child, anyone can benefit from the Baby Coach’s popular system of regular feeding times, twelve hours of sleep at night and three hours of sleep during the day, and the peace of mind that comes with taking the parent and child out of a sleep- deprived world.

Pirate Nap

Author: Danna Smith
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 0547575319
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 45

Book Description
Two brothers use their imaginations to turn their surroundings--from a white bandana and yellow coins to a red blanket and even their baby sister--into a colorful pirate adventure before naptime. Full color.

I'm Kind of a Big Deal

Author: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1439176973
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 274

Book Description
WARNING TO READERS: The Author of This Book is Kind of Crazy, Kind of Delusional, and All Kinds of Hilarious Whether she’s driving a limo for former Family Ties star Justine Bateman, dancing in the dark for a rarely seen Bob Dylan music video, or stalking a bachelor reject from TV’s Love Connection, Stefanie Wilder-Taylor is kind of a big deal—at least in her own mind. Smart, screwy, and scathingly funny, her tell-all essays capture every cringe-worthy moment of her kind-of famous life. From bombing as a stand-up comic for born-again Christians, to winging it as a singing waitress in an Italian restaurant, to posting open letters to Angelina Jolie and David Hasselhoff, this unstoppable L.A. transplant refuses to give up on her dreams—no matter how ill-advised—and shows us a side of Hollywood better kept hidden. When it comes to funny women—unplugged and unleashed—they don’t get any wilder than Stefanie Wilder-Taylor. . . .

Nap Time Is My Happy Hour: Weekly and Monthly Planner for Those That Love to Sleep

Author: Timothy Jeremy
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781091974302
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122

Book Description
This 121 page 8x10 planner is a perfect sleep lovers gift for anyone who loves to sleep in! It's an undated planner that allows you to fully customize to your liking! Use this planner to: Keep track of daily, weekly and monthly goals! It includes a monthly brain dump to clear your mind Plan your daily life with a 'TO-DO list, a 'Don't Forget' section, and a 'Reflections' section for each day! It comes in a beautiful and professional-looking matte finish with white interior pages. Order it now!

Mommy Madness

Author: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1501124684
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 720

Book Description
For the first time ever, New York Times bestselling author Stefanie Wilder-Taylor’s three whip-smart, practical, and hilarious parenting guides—now in one convenient ebook collection. Covering every stage of child rearing imaginable—from labor pains to growing pains and everywhere in between—this convenient ebook set offers readers access to all things parenting in one collection. The boxed set includes: Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay Friends, family, colleagues, the UPS delivery guy—suddenly everybody is a trove of advice, much of it contradictory and confusing. With dire warnings of what will happen if baby is fed on demand and even direr warnings of what will happen if he isn’t, not to mention hordes of militant “lactivists,” cosleeping advocates, and books on what to worry about next, modern parenthood can seem like a minefield. Here’s how you can separate the practical from the practically certifiable. Naptime Is the New Happy Hour Once the zig-zagging hormones and endless, bleary-eyed exhaustion of the first year have worn off, you’re left with the startling realization that your tiny, immobile bundle has become a rampaging toddler, complete with his or her very own, very forceful personality. How do you deal with that tiny bundle of joy that’s suddenly become, like, a real person? Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic From the moment life first drops us Hunger Games–style into parenthood with just a naked, crying stranger and Google for company, we’re taunted with scary studies and impassioned opinions about how to do it perfectly. You’re going to need a friend to give you a shoulder to cry on when times get rough, and to give you a smack upside the head when you start replacing Goldfish crackers for kale chips. Luckily, Stefanie Wilder-Taylor’s in the market for a new MFF: Mom Friend Forever.

Nap Time Is My Happy Hour

Author: Nap Journals
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 120

Book Description
This Nap Time Is My Happy Hour 120 Narrow Lined Pages - 6" x 9" - Planner, Journal, Notebook, Composition Book, Diary for Women, Men, Teens, and Children has 120 Narrow Lined pages that provides enough room to write down your whole life journey. A journal is a great way to cultivate a better you. This is a self exploration journal that will help you set and reach your goals, set a plan of action to achieve those goals. There are many critical metrics in becoming the best you. We all say that we'll do our best, but going through the process of writing down your goals and tracking your performance has a major impact on you actually achieving your goals. Grab a copy for yourself (and for a friend) and get started today. A great gift idea for mom, kids, wife, friend, boys, women, teens, husband, men, dad, girls, on Thanksgiving, Anniversary, Halloween, Birthday, Graduation, Easter, Valentine's Day, Christmas, Father's Day, Mothers' Day, or Wedding Anniversary.

Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic

Author: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476787301
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 256

Book Description
Popular mommy blogger Stefanie Wilder-Taylor is officially fed up with the endless mommy fads, trends, studies, findings, and facts about how to raise children. Tiger Mom or Cool Mom? Organic or vegan? In her latest book the mother of three young girls has decided to find out how to be a mom all on her own. Filled with sage advice and hilarious stories, Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic is sure to appeal to any and every renegade mom who has forged her own path to childrearing.

Naptime with Theo and Beau

Author: Jessica Shyba
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 1250075017
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 17

Book Description
The only thing better than naptime is naptime with a friend. Theo the puppy (part-Boxer, part-Shepherd, part-Labrador, part-Sharpei) was rescued by Beau, a twenty-three-month-old toddler, and his family from an animal shelter in Santa Cruz. The two of them instantly became best friends. And every day at naptime, Theo waits for Beau to fall asleep, then curls up next to him. Theo and Beau were already a viral sensation thanks to the "unbearably adorable," "utterly charming" photos that author (Beau's mother) Jessica Shyba has been posting on her popular blogMomma's Gone City. And now, she's matched the very sweetest of them to a charming bedtime text to make a board book that is (as Alyssa Milano said of the blog) "so cute it hurts."