Pass the Port

Pass the Port PDF Author: Christian Brann
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780950492315
Category : English wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 244

Book Description

When the Porch Light's On. . .Stories of People, Popcorn, and Parasails

When the Porch Light's On. . .Stories of People, Popcorn, and Parasails PDF Author: Don Newbury
Publisher: eBookIt.com
ISBN: 1937569020
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 126

Book Description
When The Porch Light's On is a look at life through the eyes of a man who says he would have enjoyed being Walter Mitty's little brother. Don Newbury has long been regarded as unconventional, and he admires the Mitty kind of life - going most places on purpose and then letting the wind take over. Newbury is a keen observer of life as it exists on the slower side of the street. He may feel at home in the nation's larger cities, but Newbury prefers the pace and rhythm, the wit and wisdom of Small Town America where a man on the other side of town can become a friend for life, even if you've met him only once and hardly ever remember his name. He relishes the day's news, particularly the common man who makes it, tweaking, twisting, and turning these accounts into the warm, gentle humor and sometimes heartbreaking stories that can have an impact on anyone's life. When the Porch Light's On makes you laugh a lot, cry a little, and appreciate the foibles of the human condition. It is littered with an odd assortment of the most extraordinary characters you will ever meet. As one columnist wrote: "Newbury is a master of humor, timing, and inspiration. He is determined to find healthy humor in at least every other link in the chain of human events. He refuses to take himself or his world seriously for more than a few minutes of time." But, no matter, how hilarious he writes, he leaves his readers remarkably enriched - a rare and important talent.

The Most-Beloved Animal Stories in One Volume

The Most-Beloved Animal Stories in One Volume PDF Author: Beatrix Potter
Publisher: e-artnow
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 3249

Book Description
This eBook edition of "The Most-Beloved Animal Stories in One Volume" has been formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Table of Contents: The Tale of Peter Rabbit (Beatrix Potter) The Tale of Benjamin Bunny (Beatrix Potter) The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies (Beatrix Potter) The Tailor of Gloucester (Beatrix Potter) Adventures of Peter Cottontail (Thornton Burgess) Mother West Wind Series (Thornton Burgess) The Burgess Bird Book for Children (Thornton Burgess) The Burgess Animal Book for Children (Thornton Burgess) The Velveteen Rabbit (Margery Williams) Uncle Wiggily's Adventures & Other Tales (Howard R. Garis): Uncle Wiggily's Adventures Uncle Wiggily and Old Mother Hubbard Uncle Wiggily's Squirt Gun Uncle Wiggily in Wonderland Uncle Wiggily's Travels Uncle Wiggily's Fortune Uncle Wiggily's Auto Sled Uncle Wiggily in the Woods Little Bun Rabbit (L. Frank Baum) Mother Goose in Prose (L. Frank Baum) Lulu's Library (Louisa May Alcott) The Jungle Book (Rudyard Kipling) The Second Jungle Book (Rudyard Kipling) Just So Stories (Rudyard Kipling) The Call of the Wild (Jack London) White Fang (Jack London) Black Beauty (Anna Sewell) The Story of Doctor Dolittle (Hugh Lofting) The Voyages of Doctor Dolittle (Hugh Lofting) Doctor Dolittle's Post Office (Hugh Lofting) The Story of a Nodding Donkey (Laura Lee Hope) The Story of a Stuffed Elephant (Laura Lee Hope) The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (E. T. A. Hoffmann) The Panchatantra (Vishnu Sharma) Aesop Fables Russian Picture Fables for the Little Ones The Russian Garland: Folk Tales

George Best - A Celebration: Untold True Stories of Our Most Legendary Footballer

George Best - A Celebration: Untold True Stories of Our Most Legendary Footballer PDF Author: Bernie Smith & Maureen Hunt
Publisher: Kings Road Publishing
ISBN: 1782198903
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 357

Book Description
George Best was one of the greatest footballers ever to have walked the Earth - an absolute legend. His ability as an all-round player was, and still is, unsurpassed. He was highly skilful, a tough tackler and great in the air. As well as being an exceptionally gifted sportsman, George also had a unique gift when it came to people. His open and friendly nature meant that others were naturally drawn to him and he always had time to get to know anyone and everyone.Perhaps because of this, George Best reached so many people. As well as the legions of football fans who watched, awestruck, as he played, he also touched the hearts of everyone with whom he came in contact on a day-to-day basis; from club managers to the groundsmen at Old Trafford, Bestie had time for them all; it seems that almost everyone has a story to tell about him!Bernie Smith is an avid collector of everything to do with the late, great man and Maureen Hunt worked in the newspaper industry for over twenty years. From banknotes to team photographs, to signed shirts and even underwear, there is not much out there relating to George that they don't know about or possess! While gathering memorabilia they discovered that almost every keepsake, souvenir or trophy has a humorous, heart-warming or poignant story attached to it. Piecing together these gems of history, they have complied a fitting tribute to a genuine icon.Take, for example, the incredible journey of the pair of limited edition 'George Best' boots that ended up on a stall at Brick Lane market in London to eventually become the treasured possession of a man who idolised him; or the boy whose house backed onto the United training ground and who would jump over the fence to stand at the back of the nets to watch the Best magic and act as a ball boy when necessary; or even a gold thong, signed by George himself, that was bought at auction and left in a drawer...until now!Packed with anecdotes and rare photographs, this delightful book will be a welcome addition to any Best fan's collection and is a wonderful way to commemorate the man who was who both hero and friend to so many people.'The genius of George Best on the football field is well documented, as is the celebrity lifestyle which such genius often attracts. This book gives an insight into the much less well known human side of his life and the many unsung acts of kindness which were so typical and which endeared him to everyone who was fortunate enough to know or meet him. I count myself privileged to be amongst that number' - Doug Ellis, President Emeritus - Aston Villa Football Club'George Best was a fine fellow to share company with off the football field. It doesn't surprise me that the stories in this book celebrate the real side of George. George had a snooker table in his house and he loved to play the game. He was one of the nicest people you would ever wish to meet, with a great sense of humour' - Dennis Taylor, 1985 Embassy World Snooker Champion and fellow Belfast boy'Besite can only be described in one word - fantastic! - Ron 'Chopper' Harris

T.C. Boyle Stories

T.C. Boyle Stories PDF Author: T.C. Boyle
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 014028091X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 705

Book Description
Gathered into one volume, the first four short story collections of T.C. Boyle, winner of the 2015 Rea Award for the Short Story T. C. Boyle is one of the most inventive and wickedly funny short story writers at work today. Over the course of twenty-five years, Boyle has built up a body of short fiction that is remarkable in its range, richness, and exuberance. His stories have won accolades for their irony and black humor, for their verbal pyrotechnics, for their fascination with everything bizarre and queasy, and for the razor-sharp way in which they dissect America's obsession with image and materialism. Gathered together here are all of the stories that have appeared in his four previous collections, as well as seven that have never before appeared in book form. Together they comprise a book of small treasures, a definitive gift for Boyle fans and for every reader ready to discover the "ferocious, delicious imagination" (Los Angeles Times Book Review) of a "vibrant sensibility fully engaged with American society" (The New York Times).

The Best of Albert Wendt's Short Stories

The Best of Albert Wendt's Short Stories PDF Author: Albert Wendt
Publisher: Penguin Random House New Zealand Limited
ISBN: 1869799844
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 457

Book Description
A collection of classic short stories from the award-winning author, Albert Wendt, acknowledged as one of the Pacific's major writers. Albert Wendt's short stories, providing a complex and profound understanding of people and the world, have been read and praised in New Zealand, the Pacific and internationally. This collection brings together his classic stories published in the Flying-Fox in a Freedom Tree and the Birth and Death of the Miracle Man and Other Stories together with exciting, previously uncollected work. '. . . his stories have the tone of timeles, and very savvy, fables.' - New York Times 'A writer of international importance.' - Landfall
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