Author: Macmillan Adult's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1447247256
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 289
Book Description
Hundreds of very funny, silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley. With over 750 jokes, The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes will have kids and adults laughing non-stop! The perfect book for rainy days at home or long car journeys.
Tickle Your Teacher
Author: Peter Hepplewhite
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9780330434232
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 180
Book Description
A bumper book bursting with jokes, anecdotes, insults, activities and silly verses about school life. Laugh your itchy, grey regulation socks off at vile canteen meals, playground mayhem, beastly bullies and terrible teachers! Pupil: There's a dead fly in my soup! Dinner lady: What do you expect in school dinners? A live one?! Q: Why did the art teacher take a pencil to bed? A: Because she wanted to draw the curtains.
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9780330434232
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 180
Book Description
A bumper book bursting with jokes, anecdotes, insults, activities and silly verses about school life. Laugh your itchy, grey regulation socks off at vile canteen meals, playground mayhem, beastly bullies and terrible teachers! Pupil: There's a dead fly in my soup! Dinner lady: What do you expect in school dinners? A live one?! Q: Why did the art teacher take a pencil to bed? A: Because she wanted to draw the curtains.
A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes
Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1529043085
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 240
Book Description
Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr! What do elves use to make Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour! What’s miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble! Packed full of seasonal silliness and funny festive jokes that will keep you laughing for days – and that's sno joke! From Christmas jokes to food jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. The perfect stocking filler, A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes is decorated with humourous black and white line drawings and packed with hundreds of hilarious jokes about all sort of topics.
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1529043085
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 240
Book Description
Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr! What do elves use to make Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour! What’s miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble! Packed full of seasonal silliness and funny festive jokes that will keep you laughing for days – and that's sno joke! From Christmas jokes to food jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. The perfect stocking filler, A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes is decorated with humourous black and white line drawings and packed with hundreds of hilarious jokes about all sort of topics.
The Bumper Book
Author: Watty Piper
Publisher: Price Stern Sloan
ISBN: 9780448420011
Category : Children's literature
Languages : en
Pages : 63
Book Description
Enchanting, timeless children's classics by A.A. MilneRobert Louis Stevenson and more. Includes "The Owl and the Pussy Cat", "The Gingham Dog and the Calico Cat", "Wynken, Blynken and Nod", as well as other beloved favorites.
Publisher: Price Stern Sloan
ISBN: 9780448420011
Category : Children's literature
Languages : en
Pages : 63
Book Description
Enchanting, timeless children's classics by A.A. MilneRobert Louis Stevenson and more. Includes "The Owl and the Pussy Cat", "The Gingham Dog and the Calico Cat", "Wynken, Blynken and Nod", as well as other beloved favorites.
The Bumper Book of Silly Short Jokes and One-Liners - Volume One
Author: Ted Martins
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 80
Book Description
This book has a large range of hilarious one liners, puns and other groaners that will give you lots of laughter - or hopefully at least one laugh! There are jokes on a wide range of topics. Hopefully there will be many jokes you have not heard before. Cheer yourself up with this bumper book of carefully selected hilarious and silly jokes!
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 80
Book Description
This book has a large range of hilarious one liners, puns and other groaners that will give you lots of laughter - or hopefully at least one laugh! There are jokes on a wide range of topics. Hopefully there will be many jokes you have not heard before. Cheer yourself up with this bumper book of carefully selected hilarious and silly jokes!
The Bumper Book of Jokes
Author: Harry Hilton
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781786852106
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 416
Book Description
My doctor asked me if I drank to excess. I told him I would drink to anything. What is a bear's favourite pasta? Tagliateddy. How do snowmen get to work? By icicle. If laughter is the best medicine, this colossal compendium is an overdose waiting to happen! With gags grouped into sections ranging from marriage and mothers-in-law to health and holidays, there's something for everyone in these jest-packed pages. Side effects may include split sides and a sore jaw.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781786852106
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 416
Book Description
My doctor asked me if I drank to excess. I told him I would drink to anything. What is a bear's favourite pasta? Tagliateddy. How do snowmen get to work? By icicle. If laughter is the best medicine, this colossal compendium is an overdose waiting to happen! With gags grouped into sections ranging from marriage and mothers-in-law to health and holidays, there's something for everyone in these jest-packed pages. Side effects may include split sides and a sore jaw.
Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book
Author: Tommy Cooper
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1409052494
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 405
Book Description
My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1409052494
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 405
Book Description
My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.