Author: Carole P. Roman
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1647393787
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 174
Book Description
800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!
The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes
Author: Rudy A. Swale
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1569759456
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 334
Book Description
THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES •What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! •What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. •The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? “Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.” •A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.” •How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think no joke is too raw as long as it’s funny—this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1569759456
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 334
Book Description
THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES •What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! •What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. •The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? “Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.” •A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.” •How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think no joke is too raw as long as it’s funny—this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.
The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book
Author: Tim Vine
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1409039307
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 322
Book Description
The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1409039307
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 322
Book Description
The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.
Best Joke Book for Kids
Author: Peter MacDonald
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781492868064
Category : American wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Best Joke Book for Kids is a book of short jokes, that are guaranteed age appropriate. Funny jokes, Knock Knock jokes, Kids Jokes. Jokes for Kids, Best Joke Book for Kids is styled for as kids grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles. Kids jokes, with over 200 funny jokes, this will keep the kids, and adult laughing for some time.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781492868064
Category : American wit and humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Best Joke Book for Kids is a book of short jokes, that are guaranteed age appropriate. Funny jokes, Knock Knock jokes, Kids Jokes. Jokes for Kids, Best Joke Book for Kids is styled for as kids grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles. Kids jokes, with over 200 funny jokes, this will keep the kids, and adult laughing for some time.
A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles (Hardcover)
Author: Hugh Jass
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781387763528
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 98
Book Description
Hundreds of jokes congregate in this amazing compilation of some of the greatest bad jokes and puns there are. Uniting several forms of terrible gag in one ceaseless, relentless volume, A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles is intended to be a text every aspiring or current bad joke teller would love in his library. Authored by known pun and bun master Hugh Jass, this manual intends to amuse and educate its readers on the art of inventing truly awful humor. Ample quantities of ideas and an exhaustive demonstration of the form used mean that you can not only cringe, but create your own horrific jokes. After introducing the book and its uses, Hugh takes us through an enormous combination of terrible one-liners and question and answer jokes. The conclusion of the book meanwhile is framed in riddles both ordinary and poetic in form.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781387763528
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 98
Book Description
Hundreds of jokes congregate in this amazing compilation of some of the greatest bad jokes and puns there are. Uniting several forms of terrible gag in one ceaseless, relentless volume, A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles is intended to be a text every aspiring or current bad joke teller would love in his library. Authored by known pun and bun master Hugh Jass, this manual intends to amuse and educate its readers on the art of inventing truly awful humor. Ample quantities of ideas and an exhaustive demonstration of the form used mean that you can not only cringe, but create your own horrific jokes. After introducing the book and its uses, Hugh takes us through an enormous combination of terrible one-liners and question and answer jokes. The conclusion of the book meanwhile is framed in riddles both ordinary and poetic in form.
The Huge, Hysterical, Never Terrible Book of Jokes for Kids
Author: Carole P. Roman
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 472
Book Description
Get silly as you practice problem-solving with 2,000 riddles and jokes for kids of all ages! Are you ready for hours of entertainment, guaranteed to make you laugh and tease your brain? Then you've come to the right place, because this book of jokes is a giant combination of THREE popular joke books for kids. Inside, you'll discover tons of silly fun that will engage your imagination, cultivate your creative thinking skills, and have you howling with hysterics! This huge 3-in-1 collection includes: The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: This beloved bestseller is packed with knee-slapping knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, and more! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2: Keep the fun going with even more clean and corny jokes for the whole family. Tricky Riddles for Kids: Put your brain to the test with a collection of silly riddles that get more challenging as you go. How many can you solve? Sharpen your skills and have a blast with The Huge, Hysterical, Never Terrible Book of Jokes for Kids!
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 472
Book Description
Get silly as you practice problem-solving with 2,000 riddles and jokes for kids of all ages! Are you ready for hours of entertainment, guaranteed to make you laugh and tease your brain? Then you've come to the right place, because this book of jokes is a giant combination of THREE popular joke books for kids. Inside, you'll discover tons of silly fun that will engage your imagination, cultivate your creative thinking skills, and have you howling with hysterics! This huge 3-in-1 collection includes: The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: This beloved bestseller is packed with knee-slapping knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, and more! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2: Keep the fun going with even more clean and corny jokes for the whole family. Tricky Riddles for Kids: Put your brain to the test with a collection of silly riddles that get more challenging as you go. How many can you solve? Sharpen your skills and have a blast with The Huge, Hysterical, Never Terrible Book of Jokes for Kids!
Teacher Jokes
Author: Chester Croker
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781712768839
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64
Book Description
Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious teachers joke book. teachers of all levels will definitely enjoy this collection of funny jokes for teachers. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags.This mixture of teachers jokes will prove that dentists have a good sense of humor.This book is brand new in November 2019, and it is guaranteed to get you laughing.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud.Buy it now!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781712768839
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64
Book Description
Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious teachers joke book. teachers of all levels will definitely enjoy this collection of funny jokes for teachers. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags.This mixture of teachers jokes will prove that dentists have a good sense of humor.This book is brand new in November 2019, and it is guaranteed to get you laughing.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud.Buy it now!
Builder Jokes
Author: Chester Croker
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781671092655
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 98
Book Description
If you're looking for funny builders jokes you've certainly come to the right place. This book is brand new in December 2019, and has a huge collection of builders jokes. While we don't want to hammer the point too much, we think these builders jokes will hit the nail on the head. Sample gags include:- Did you hear the miracle about the blind builder? He picked up his hammer and saw. I saw an argument between a carpenter and a hairdresser today. They were going at it hammer and tongs. Did you hear about the builder's laborer who stole a calendar? He got twelve months. A builder wanted to buy something for his mother-in-law, so he bought her a new chair. She won't let him plug it in though. This book contains many, many puns, gags and stories to make you laugh out loud. This is a bumper collection of the very best builders jokes, so buy it now.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781671092655
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 98
Book Description
If you're looking for funny builders jokes you've certainly come to the right place. This book is brand new in December 2019, and has a huge collection of builders jokes. While we don't want to hammer the point too much, we think these builders jokes will hit the nail on the head. Sample gags include:- Did you hear the miracle about the blind builder? He picked up his hammer and saw. I saw an argument between a carpenter and a hairdresser today. They were going at it hammer and tongs. Did you hear about the builder's laborer who stole a calendar? He got twelve months. A builder wanted to buy something for his mother-in-law, so he bought her a new chair. She won't let him plug it in though. This book contains many, many puns, gags and stories to make you laugh out loud. This is a bumper collection of the very best builders jokes, so buy it now.
Scout Jokes
Author: Thomas Mercaldo
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781500811754
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 44
Book Description
Scout Jokes is a large collection of jokes targeted toward scouts and various scouting topics such as camping, hiking, campfires, etc. With its large selection of in depth jokes and one liners Scout Jokes is the perfect book for any scout looking to have a good laugh.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781500811754
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 44
Book Description
Scout Jokes is a large collection of jokes targeted toward scouts and various scouting topics such as camping, hiking, campfires, etc. With its large selection of in depth jokes and one liners Scout Jokes is the perfect book for any scout looking to have a good laugh.