Author: Danny JonesPublisher: Xulon Press
ISBN: 9781498479103
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 116
Book Description
You Know You're 60 When . . .
Author: Richard SmithPublisher: Crown
ISBN: 0307587630
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 130
Book Description
Are you “getting on in years,” or know someone who is? Thinking of changing your birth certificate to show a more favorable birth date? You may lie about your age, but your age won’t lie to you! Not sure how to tell when you’re about to reach that fun sixtieth birthday? Here are some clues: WebMD is your home page When asked, “Who’s your doctor?” you have to reply, “Which one?” An outbreak of acne makes you feel like a teenager again At your class reunion, you note with satisfaction that the captain of the football team wears a hearing aid The meadows where you sowed your wild oats are now shopping malls That empty seat on the bus has your name on it Your pharmacist greets you with “What’ll it be, pal?” Getting older is not only fun . . . it’s funny! And with You Know You’re 60 When . . ., you’ll be laughing as you go kicking and screaming over the hill, happily clutching your chest!
Novelty Blank Book - All the Great Things about Turning 50
Author: Harvey HusseinPublisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781545239872
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 108
Book Description
This is a novelty book that is blank. Perfect for a gag gift to anyone who is turning 50 or is way over the hill. The title of the book shows as "All the Great Things About Turning 50",but when they open to read it, they will realize that the book is blank! Hilarious and fun book to leave out at any social gathering! Leave a copy out at school, work, or wherever you want a laugh. Makes a great white elephant gift or funny birthday gift! Makes a great prank too! Don't forget to record their reactions!
I'm Turning 50 and Wining about It!
Author: Ruddy SolutionsPublisher:
ISBN: 9781070704449
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122
Book Description
A great 50th birthday gift idea for women or for men. A 120 page lined journal diary notebook to bring a smile to your loved one who is turning 50 years old. This funny, witty gift book will bring fun to the birthday celebrations.
Fifty Things to Do When You Turn Fifty
Author: Sellers ProductionsPublisher:
ISBN: 9781569065952
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 300
Book Description
Don?t even think about turning 50 without this book! A compilation of short articles, musings and reminiscences written by experts and celebrities from all walks of life on the subject of turning 50. Includes valuable information on important medical tests, estate planning, insurance strategies, as well as a healthy dose of poetry and humor. A partial list of contributors includes Garrison Keillor, humorist; Bobbi Brown, beauty expert; Wendy Wasserstein, playwright; Robert Thurman, Buddhist scholar; Diane von Furstenberg, clothing designer; Taressa Stovall, belly dancer; Kat Lane, astrologist; Gary Jobson, America's Cup winner; and Lorna Wendt, philanthropist. Everything you should know and a lot more that will make you laugh and think. A ?must read? for those turning 50, this book will help you make the most of a milestone year. All royalties will be donated to benefit cancer research. This is a fabulous 50th birthday gift, and a lot more useful than an ?Over the Hill? coffee mug and black balloons!
Look at You Turning 50 and Shit
Author: Milestones HumorPublisher:
ISBN: 9781096882619
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 122
Book Description
This Funny 50th Birthday Gag Gift, Turning 50 Years Old Joke Notebook Journal Diary is a hilarious gift that will surely get a big laugh from your beloved fifty year old birthday celebrant. Share a lot of love and laughs on this big & special event. 6 x 9 Inch Notebook Journal, 120 Blank Lined Pages.
Crying Laughing
Author: Lance RubinPublisher: Ember
ISBN: 0525644709
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 337
Book Description
A tragicomic story of bad dates, bad news, bad performances, and one girl's determination to find the funny in high school from the author of Denton Little's Deathdate. Winnie Friedman has been waiting for the world to catch on to what she already knows: she's hilarious. It might be a long wait, though. After bombing a stand-up set at her own bat mitzvah, Winnie has kept her jokes to herself. Well, to herself and her dad, a former comedian and her inspiration. Then, on the second day of tenth grade, the funniest guy in school actually laughs at a comment she makes in the lunch line and asks her to join the improv troupe. Maybe he's even . . . flirting? Just when Winnie's ready to say yes to comedy again, her father reveals that he's been diagnosed with ALS. That is . . . not funny. Her dad's still making jokes, though, which feels like a good thing. And Winnie's prepared to be his straight man if that's what he wants. But is it what he needs? Caught up in a spiral of epically bad dates, bad news, and bad performances, Winnie's struggling to see the humor in it all. But finding a way to laugh is exactly what will see her through. **A Junior Library Guild Selection**
Dad Jokes Every 50 Year Old Dad Should Know
Author: Ben RadcliffPublisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 58
Book Description
The perfect gift for a 50-year-old dad! Just because you're a fifty year old dad doesn't mean you shouldn't be improving your dad jokes game. This excellent book of dad jokes is, at the same time, both pretty punny and pretty awful. Now you can be a perfect pain in the neck at the next family gathering or party when you spring these bad dad jokes on everyone. But why wait until then? These great one-liners and wordplay jokes are perfect for the dinner table, a long car ride with kids, business meetings, toasts, or when you want to impress (or not impress) the people around you. Read these jokes straight through, skip around, or play the Try Not To Laugh Dad Jokes game. Every good dad knows - bad dad jokes are just how you and eye roll! Joke book includes: Over 200 dad jokes, puns and wordplay 6"x9" size perfect for handling and bookshelves Large print for easy reading
Turning 50
Author: William K. KlingamanPublisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0452270332
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 161
Book Description
You’re not over the hill—it’s just taking you longer to get to the top. Mick Jagger did it. Paul McCartney did it too, and Tina Turner made it in a short skirt and red lipstick. But when it happens to you, chances are you’ll find it hard to believe. Reaching the big Five-O is more of a milestone than other birthdays, but what does it really mean? Gloria Steinem says that fifty is what forty used to be. So if your birthday candles set off the smoke alarm, don’t despair—dig into this warm and funny collection of celebrity quotes, lists, interviews, and tongue-in-cheek advice. Here’s all the wit and wisdom of many who have already reached the half-century mark, hilariously (or hysterically) gathered to remind you that you’re not alone, and that the best is yet come.
What You Don't Know About Turning 50
Author: P.D. WittePublisher: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 9780671317737
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 102
Book Description
A funny 50th birthday quiz Q: Is 50 too young to be worried about bladder control problems? A: Depends. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-year-old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Here is an outrageous quiz that can ease the pain of turning 50 and provide entertainment for any 50th birthday party. Keep those bifocals handy.
