The Portable Curmudgeon

The Portable Curmudgeon PDF Author: Various
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0452266688
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 321

Book Description
More than 1,000 outrageously irreverent quotations, anecdotes, and interviews on a vast array of subjects, from an illustrious list of world class grouches. “If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.”—Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Return of the Portable Curmudgeon

Return of the Portable Curmudgeon PDF Author: Various
Publisher: Plume Books
ISBN: 9780452270305
Category : Drama
Languages : en
Pages : 356

Book Description
When turning the other cheek just won't do, try fighting back with the cantankerous remarks of some of the crustiest, grouchiest, and cleverest curmudgeons of all time. Profiles of three world-class wordsmiths--Alexander Woollcott, Oscar Wilde, and Robert Benchley--plus interviews with a variety of caustic commentators make this a collection of barbed remarks second to none.

Advice to Writers

Advice to Writers PDF Author: Jon Winokur
Publisher: Vintage
ISBN: 0679763414
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 241

Book Description
In Advice to Writers, Jon Winokur, author of the bestselling The Portable Curmudgeon, gathers the counsel of more than four hundred celebrated authors in a treasury on the world of writing. Here are literary lions on everything from the passive voice to promotion and publicity: James Baldwin on the practiced illusion of effortless prose, Isaac Asimov on the despotic tendencies of editors, John Cheever on the perils of drink, Ivan Turgenev on matrimony and the Muse. Here, too, are the secrets behind the sleight-of-hand practiced by artists from Aristotle to Rita Mae Brown. Sagacious, inspiring, and entertaining, Advice to Writers is an essential volume for the writer in every reader.

The Computer Curmudgeon

The Computer Curmudgeon PDF Author: Guy Kawasaki
Publisher: Prentice Hall
ISBN:
Category : Computers
Languages : en
Pages : 232

Book Description
This book is the ultimate collection of Macintosh Conventional--and unconventional--Wisdom. A collection of Macintosh definitions and rules of thumb--humorous one-liners inspired by Ambrose Bierce. Includes reprints of Kawasaki's Mac'ser columns. (Hayden)

Encyclopedia Neurotica

Encyclopedia Neurotica PDF Author: Jon Winokur
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
ISBN: 1466860308
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 292

Book Description
From the author of The Portable Curmudgeon, a delicious, witty, irreverent A to Z guide to the tics, twitches and safety-valves that characterize our twisted, neurotic modern world. We live in an Age of Anxiety. The events of modern life have overwhelmed the average homo sapiens until getting from Point A to Point B without being overcome by neuroses is a practical impossibility. Enter: the comic safety valve. Jon Winokur's Encyclopedia Neurotica is a delightful garden of the ills that beset modern man. Entries include excerpts from both popular and arcane published works, as well as original definitions, essential terms and the occasional cutting-edge concept, such as "celebriphilia, the pathological desire to sleep with a celebrity, suffered chiefly by groupies." Some samples from Encyclopedia Neurotica: --Abyss, the: the yawning unfathomable chasm of existential terror --Acquired Situational Narcissism: a condition characterized by grandiosity, lack of empathy, rage, isolation and substance abuse; mainly afflicts celebrities, who tend to be surrounded by enablers --Denial: unconscious defense mechanism that numbs anxiety by refusing to acknowledge unpleasant realities --Manic Run: prolonged state of optimism, excitement and hyperactivity experienced as part of bipolar disorder

A Curmudgeon's Garden of Love

A Curmudgeon's Garden of Love PDF Author: Jon Winokur
Publisher: Plume
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 232

Book Description
From the author of The Portable Curmudgeon comes 1,000 irreverent quotations, anecdotes, and interviews on romance, sex, and love's myriad delusions.

The Big Book of Irony

The Big Book of Irony PDF Author: Jon Winokur
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
ISBN: 146685975X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 149

Book Description
Jon Winokur defines and classifies irony and contrasts it with coincidence and cynicism, and other oft-confused concepts that many think are ironic. He looks at the different forms irony can take, from an irony deficiency to visual irony to an understatement, using photographs and relate-able examples from pop culture. * "Irony in Action" looks at irony in language, both verbal and visual, while "Bastions of Irony" and "Masters of Irony" look at institutions and individuals steeped in irony, though not always intentionally. PLUS: * The Annals of Irony looks at irony, and its lack thereof, throughout history. A delight for anyone with a smart, dark sense of humor.

The Book of Poisonous Quotes

The Book of Poisonous Quotes PDF Author:
Publisher: McGraw Hill Professional
ISBN: 9780809236817
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 368

Book Description
The creative arts. Literature. Drama film. Music. The media. Education.

The Garner Files

The Garner Files PDF Author: James Garner
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 145164261X
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 304

Book Description
The revered actor and quintessential self-made man recalls "trying to decipher" William Wyler with Audrey Hepburn and Shirley MacLaine, breaking Doris Day's ribs, having a "heart-to-heart and eyeball-to-eyeball" with Steve McQueen, being "a card-carrying liberal--and proud of it," and much more.

But Enough About Me

But Enough About Me PDF Author: Burt Reynolds
Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Ltd.
ISBN: 1910536431
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 378

Book Description
In But Enough About Me, legendary film actor and Hollywood superstar Burt Reynolds recalls the people who shaped his life and career, for better or for worse. From Robert Altman, Cary Grant, Clint Eastwood and Robert Mitchum to Bette Davis, Marlon Brando, Woody Allen and Kirsty Alley, Burt pays homage to those he loves and respected, acknowledges those who've stayed loyal, and calls out the assholes he can't forgive. Recalling his life and career spanning over 50 glorious years, the legendary actor gives special attention to the two great loves of his life, Dinah Shore and Sally Field, his son, Quinton, as well as to the countless people who got in his way on his journey to Hollywood domination. With chapters on his early childhood, how he discovered acting, played poker with Frank Sinatra, received directing advice from Orson Welles, his golden years in Hollywood, his comeback in the late 1990s, and how his life and art led him to found the Burt Reynolds Institute for Film and Theatre, But Enough About Me is a gripping and eye-opening story of one of cinema's true greats.
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