The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!

Author: Joe King
Publisher: Andersen Press Limited
ISBN: 1787612791
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 49

Book Description
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Wake Forest Football Dirty Joke Book

Author: Rich Sims
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781508835240
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 30

Book Description
A funny joke book about Wake Forest. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Wake Forest fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.

Football Jokes

Author: Macmillan Adult's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1447259831
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 116

Book Description
Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.

Football School

Author: Alex Bellos
Publisher: Football School
ISBN: 9781406393071
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description
View more details of this book at www.walkerbooks.com.au

The Football Jokes and Quiz Book for Kids

Author: M. Prefontaine
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781729633281
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100

Book Description
A fun book for football mad kids. Loads of jokes and fun and a tough Premier League quiz to test themselves and their family and friends on their favourite League

The Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book (the No. 1 Football Series)

Author: SAALEH. PATEL
Publisher: Ultimate Football Heroes
ISBN: 9781789465877
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
UFH Joke Book

The Ultimate Kid's Joke Book

Author: Peter Coup
Publisher: Arcturus Publishing
ISBN: 1782122702
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 191

Book Description
We can't possibly play football out there - the pitch is wet through! I know - the first years have been doing dribbling practise all morning! This hilarious bumper book includes over 1000 jokes. Packed with sparkling rib-ticklers and dozens of cartoons, it includes all the best joke themes, including: • Knock knock jokes • School and teacher jokes • Funny foods • Ghosts and ghouls • Space and aliens It promises to keep young readers laughing for hours!

The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

Author: Kathi Wagner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 1250238692
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 465

Book Description
A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!

Match! Joke Book

Author: Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1509825010
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 210

Book Description
Discover over four hundred of the funniest football jokes from the makers of Match! the UK's best football magazine – you'll laugh your football socks off! Match! Joke Book is a hilarious mix of football quips, puns, knock-knock jokes and shaggy-dog stories. The Sweetest Stars Sergio Agu-AERO (Manchester City) Lee KIT-KAT-termole (Sunderland) MARS Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) ROLO Touré (Liverpool) John TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE (Chelsea) Can you think of any more? Discover more footy fun in this awesome series, with MATCH! Incredible Stats and Facts, MATCH! Football Puzzles, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

The Almost Completely Ultimate Weegie Jokebook

Author: Ian Black
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
ISBN: 1845028570
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 100

Book Description
If there's one thing that sets Weegies apart, it's our sense of humour. Come crisis time, we not only laugh in the face of danger, but we spit on its shadow, follow it around, and occasionally set about it. Take John Smeaton, the baggage handler who clobbered the Glasgow Airport terrorists. He showed the kind of heroism, down-to-earth decency and self-deprecating humour that we all aspire to, and it turned him into an instant worldwide icon. Mere houses after he'd banjoed the terrorists the jokes started. Some of them are in here. "This is Glasgow. We'll set about ye." Got the t-shirt yet? Bin Laden's got one. And he's not coming back, at least not on John's shift. As well as paying homage to El Smeato, The Almost Completely Ultimate Weegie Jokebook is a collection of stories, jokes and anecdotes about the things that make us laugh - ourselves mostly. You are either on the Glesca bus or you're not. Welcome aboard.