The Best Ever Book of Pilot Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781468079067
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of pilot jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Pilot Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of pilot jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one pilot joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many pilot jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do pilots wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A pilot and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Pilot turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the pilot.The pilot's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the pilot who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do pilots laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Pilot Jokes

Author: Chester Croker
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781079149951
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100

Book Description
Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious pilots joke book. Pilots, Co-Pilots, First Officers and lovers of aviation will definitely enjoy this collection of funny jokes for pilots. You will simply be flying high and laughing out loud at some of the aviators gags.This book is brand new in July 2019, and it would make a great gift for any pilot you know who enjoys a laugh.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud.Chocks away, and buy it now!

The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes

Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN: 9781578660124
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 332

Book Description

Best Joke Book Ever

Author: Charles Keller
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN: 9781402723735
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 104

Book Description
Watch out--more than 600 of the world's funniest jokes and most hilarious cartoons are about to attack your funny bone--and you won't be able to stop giggling! Who could resist these?Judge: I thought I told you I didn't want to see you in my court again.Prisoner: I told the policeman, but he didn't believe me. First friend: They say you become what you eat.Second friend: Let's order something rich. Doctor, I feel funny today--what should I do?Become a comedian. These jokes are sure to be tops with class clowns everywhere.

Ask the Pilot

Author: Patrick Smith
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9781594480041
Category : Transportation
Languages : en
Pages : 292

Book Description
Though we routinely take to the air, for many of us flying remains a mystery. Few of us understand the how and why of jetting from New York to London in six hours. How does a plane stay in the air? Can turbulence bring it down? What is windshear? How good are the security checks? Patrick Smith, an airline pilot and author of Salon.com's popular column, "Ask the Pilot," unravels the secrets and tells you all there is to know about the strange and fascinating world of commercial flight. He offers: A nuts and bolts explanation of how planes fly Insights into safety and security Straight talk about turbulence, air traffic control, windshear, and crashes The history, color, and controversy of the world's airlines The awe and oddity of being a pilot The poetry and drama of airplanes, airports, and traveling abroad In a series of frank, often funny explanations and essays, Smith speaks eloquently to our fears and curiosities, incorporating anecdotes, memoir, and a life's passion for flight. He tackles our toughest concerns, debunks conspiracy theories and myths, and in a rarely heard voice dares to return a dash of romance and glamour to air travel.

The Best Ever Book of Flight Engineer Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781477609477
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Flight Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Flight Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Flight Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Flight Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Flight Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Flight Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Flight Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Flight Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Flight Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Flight Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Cockpit Confidential

Author: Patrick Smith
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1492663972
Category : Travel
Languages : en
Pages : 378

Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER A fascinating fear of flying book from a commercial airline pilot and author of the popular website askthepilot.com. For millions of people, travel by air is a confounding, uncomfortable, and even frightening experience. When you go behind the scenes, however, you can see that the grand theater of air travel is actually fascinating. From the intricate design of airport architecture to the logistics of inflight service, here is everything you need to know about flying. Commercial airlines like to hide the truth from customers and do nothing to comfort nervous fliers. And what's scarier than the unknown? In this aviation book, pilot Patrick Smith breaks down that barrier and tells you everything you need to know about flying, including: How planes fly, and a revealing look at the men and women who fly them Straight talk on turbulence, pilot training, and safety The real story on delays, congestion, and the dysfunction of the modern airport The myths and misconceptions of cabin air and cockpit automation Terrorism in perspective, and a provocative look at security Airfare, seating woes, and the pitfalls of airline customer service The true colors and cultures of the airlines we love to hate Cockpit Confidential is a thoughtful, funny, and at times deeply personal look into the strange and misunderstood world of commercial flying. If you liked other books about airplanes for adults, including Soar by Tom Bunn or Skyfaring, you'll find reassurance, humor, and guidance in Cockpit Confidential. "Anyone remotely afraid of flying should read this book, as should anyone who appreciates good writing and great information." —The New York Times, on ASK THE PILOT "Patrick Smith is extraordinarily knowledgeable about modern aviation...the ideal seatmate, a companion, writer and explorer." —Boston Globe

Roald Dahl: Whizzpopping Joke Book

Author: Roald Dahl
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 0141370599
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 129

Book Description
This collection of hundreds of great jokes would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old.

Rod Machado's Private Pilot Handbook

Author: Rod Machado
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780963122995
Category : Technology & Engineering
Languages : en
Pages : 580

Book Description
Learn everything you need for the FAA private pilot exam, biennial flight reviews, and updating and refreshing your knowledge.

Aviation Humor

Author: Core F. Keller
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595256317
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 124

Book Description
If you're into aviation, this book is a must. Learn about the distinctions between helicopter and airplane pilots in a joking way. This book is a great way to break the ice, especially at a party. Considering learning to fly? Read this book before making up your mind about what you want to fly. You might be surprised at what you might learn.