Teacherlaughs

Author:
Publisher: Gramercy
ISBN: 9780517228180
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 136

Book Description
TeacherLaughsis filled with hilarious and witty anecdotes about teaching and learning from the preschool classroom to the college lecture hall. These selections from comedians and notable personalities including Milton Berle, Ellen Degeneres, and Robin Williams, as well as less well-known teachers and students, tackle subjects like forgotten homework, students who misbehave, and the dreaded parent-teacher conference. Award-winning professional speaker and therapeutic humor expert “Mr. Jollytologist” Allen Klein has carefully selected these lighthearted quips, quotes, and anecdotes to keep teachers, parents, and students laughing through it all. This wonderful volume will help teachers maintain patience, compassion, and, most important, a sense of humor, day in and day out, through rewarding moments and less rewarding ones, from homeroom until the dismissal bell. College professor–someone who talks in other people’s sleep. Bergen Evans Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. Fran Lebowitz When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. Mark Twain

Teachers: Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes

Author: Daily Staff
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780836208832
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :

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Teachers

Author: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1449459870
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 340

Book Description
Inspirational and just plain fun, the words of celebrities, scholars, and comedians, coupled with the insight of students young and old, reveal teaching to be among the noblest of professions. Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes is a reminder of the importance of teachers - and the tough job they have in training young minds . . . while keeping their wits about them.

You Suck, Sir

Author: Paul Bae
Publisher: arsenal pulp press
ISBN: 1551528088
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 214

Book Description
The latest Robin's Egg Book: hilarious exchanges between an English teacher and his students by the co-creator of the podcast The Black Tapes.

Absolute Zero Gravity

Author: Betsy Devine
Publisher: Touchstone
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 168

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Love, Teach

Author: Kelly Treleaven
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0525533168
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 274

Book Description
Hopeful, hilarious musings and serious advice for new teachers from the formerly anonymous blogger behind Love, Teach. Every teacher will tell you the first years are the hardest, and even the most confident of the pack sometimes ask themselves, Am I cut out for this? Kelly Treleaven, the teacher and once-anonymous blogger behind Love, Teach, wants you to know that you're not alone, and that yes, she has cried under her desk, too. Treleaven's blog has become a sensation in the education world, known for its heartfelt, high-spirited dispatches straight from the trenches and its practical advice. In Treleaven's debut book, she gives rookie teachers the advice she wishes she'd had when she started out in a large district in Houston. From logistical questions like how to prep and organize a classroom, to deeper issues like how to build relationships with students, navigate administration, and avoid burnout, Love, Teach is an essential book for anyone working in education today or considering the profession. With raw feeling, humor, and a razor-sharp perspective, Love, Teach supports teachers in their fight for a better future, and helps them celebrate the victories, large and small.

Teachers

Author: Todd Harris Goldman
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740714030
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 282

Book Description
Teachers are some of the most beloved people in the world. That's only one of the reasons why it's so easy to make fun of them. The witty, amusing, and heartwarming tidbits collected here will charm educators and their fans alike. For instance, when asked to give definitions of clouds, a classroom of elementary students provided such definitions as "Rain is saved up in cloud banks," "Clouds are high-flying fogs," and "I'm not sure how clouds get formed, but the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing."This book is a natural gift for our children's favorite teachers.

A Challenging Book to Practice Teaching in English

Author: Sutanto Leo
Publisher: Penerbit Andi
ISBN: 9792973141
Category : Foreign Language Study
Languages : en
Pages : 288

Book Description
There are more and more non-English teachers who teach in non-English speaking countries. Since they do not have English background, they have no courage to speak, find difficulties to express their ideas, and are not confident of speaking. A challenging Book to Practice Teaching in English is a course book designed not only for non-English teachers who have no English background and strive to teach in English but also for English teachers who want to help their colleagues to practice using English in teaching and students of teacher colleges who intend to teach in English. This book has been deeply though to focus on: starting to use English, striving better pronunciation, being aware of common mistake, exploring theory of teaching, planning a lesson, garnishing a teaching presentation, given project assignments, attempting to manage a better class, evaluating a teaching performance, and developing a teaching profession. A Challenging Book to Practice Teaching in English is a course book designed by an academician. His academic experience has been poured into this very practical book. In addition, these materials have been tried out by some groups of non-English high School teachers and other groups of non- English lecturers at STP Bandung.

Go See the Principal

Author: Gerry Brooks
Publisher: Da Capo Lifelong Books
ISBN: 9780306873829
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
From an elementary school principal and popular YouTube personality, inspiration and humor for educators to tackle the challenges they face day-in and day-out Gerry Brooks is an elementary school principal turned YouTube celebrity who entertains K-12 teachers, administrators, and parents across the country. He tells jokes with the kind of mocking humor that gets a laugh, yet can be safely shared in school. After all, even great schools have bad days -- when lesson plans fall through, disgruntled parents complain, kids throw temper tantrums because they have to use the same spoon for their applesauce and mashed potatoes, and of course, dealing with...The Horror! The Horror!...dreaded assessments. Ranging from practical topics like social media use in the classroom and parent-teacher conferences to more lighthearted sections such as "Pickup and Dropoff: An Exercise in Humanity" and "School Supplies: Yes, We Really Need All That Stuff," Go See the Principal offers comic relief, inspiration, and advice to those who need it the most.

I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This!

Author: Bob Newhart
Publisher: Hachette Books
ISBN: 1401385990
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 216

Book Description
The first book ever from an icon of American comedy -- a hilarious combination of stories from his career and observations about life That stammer. Those basset-hound eyes. That bone-dry wit. There has never been another comedian like Bob Newhart. His comedy albums, movies, and two hit television series have made him a national treasure and placed him firmly in the pantheon of comedy legends. Who else has a drinking game named after him And now, at last, Newhart puts his brilliant and hysterical world view on paper. Never a punch-line comic, always more of a storyteller, he tells anecdotes from throughout his life and career, including his beginnings as an accountant and the groundbreaking success of his comedy albums and The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart, which gave him fifteen years on primetime television. And he also gives his wry, comedic twist to a multitude of topics, including golf, drinking, and family holidays. Today, Newhart appears on Desperate Housewives, in hit movies such as Elf, and in theaters around the country. Reruns of his shows air constantly on Nick at Nite -- have recently been released with great success for the first time ever on DVD. With this book, Bob Newhart gives his millions of fans a first ever opportunity to sample his unique brand of humor -- including excerpts from some of his classic routines -- on the printed page.