F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452154457
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 386

Book Description
The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind them.

F in Exams

Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452138575
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 129

Book Description
F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.

F for Effort

Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452119260
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 130

Book Description
From the author of the national bestseller F in Exams comes a new compendium of hilarious and inventive wrong test answers and homework hiccups. F for Effort features hilarious gems from elementary school (“two halves make a whale”), middle school (Q: What does “germinate” mean? A: To become a German citizen), and high school (Q: Fossil fuels are usually associated with which major type of rock? A: Classic rock). These 250 examples of creative invention are sure to charm anyone who has had to bluff or blunder their way through a test. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

F this Test

Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452133352
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 129

Book Description
From the same hilarious wellspring of failure as the bestselling F in Exams and F for Effort comes this all-new collection of inventively wrong—yet totally real—test responses by students who don't know the answer, but come up with something better instead. Featuring crucial academic subjects including English (Q: Name a key theme in Madame Bovary; A: Cows), Geography (Q: Where can you find the Andes?; A: Google Earth), Science (Q: Describe the properties of a meteor; A: An animal that only eats meat) and more, F this Test rounds out the curriculum with an extra-credit section for those tricky elective courses, and demonstrates that it's more fun to laugh when faced with an absolute fail.

Jerkin' It

Author: Harry Cox
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1646041623
Category : Cooking
Languages : en
Pages : 175

Book Description
Become a moist meat master with this hilarious (and actually delicious) cookbook packed, until bursting, with fifty grilling favorites you can fork with. Stop jerkin’ your meat alone and start sharing your grilling sensations with your friends and family. This saucy little cookbook is jam packed with grilling favorites and hot tips—from how to maintain that low-and-slow, all night heat to the best and only way to perfectly rub down a tender breast. These toe-curling recipes include: - “Just the Tri-Tip” Steak - Mouthwatering Meatballs - Bursting Beefy Tacos - A Thick and Juicy Sausage Party - Stunning Whole Cock on a Silver Platter - Creamy Italian Thighs - Shuck Me Good Grilled Oysters Jerkin’ It is the perfect gift for avid grillers and outdoor chefs who have a need for meat and a forkin’ good sense of humor.

Down The Tube

Author: William Baker
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 360

Book Description
The president of public television's flagship station and a longtime senior CBS executive reveals the surprising reasons today's television programs are so bad. Written by insiders who have played on both sides of the programming game, DOWN THE TUBE is a sweeping examination of the history of television and an important indictment of the mercenary mentality that taints the most powerful medium in the world.

F in English

Author: Richard Benson
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 178372028X
Category : Education
Languages : en
Pages : 46

Book Description
If your vocabulary is more Bart Simpson than the Bard, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most spectacular howlers from school English exams.

Pop Sonnets

Author: Erik Didriksen
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594748292
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 129

Book Description
A Goodreads Choice Award nominee The Bard meets the Backstreet Boys in this collection of 100 classic pop songs reimagined as Shakespearean sonnets This hilarious book of poetry transforms disco staples, classic rock anthems, and recent chart-toppers into hilarious iambic pentameter! All your favorite songs are here, including hits by Jay-Z, Johnny Cash, Katy Perry, Michael Jackson, Talking Heads, and many others. An entertaining journey into the world of Elizabethan poetry, and based on the immensely popular Tumblr of the same name, Pop Sonnets is the perfect gift for Shakespeare fans and music lovers alike. “Ever wonder what Taylor Swift and Beyoncé would sound like in iambic pentameter? We hadn’t either, but now we can't get enough.” —TIME

Family Nurse Practitioner Certification Intensive Review

Author: Maria T. Codina Leik
Publisher: Springer Publishing Company
ISBN: 0826134246
Category : Medical
Languages : en
Pages : 674

Book Description
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F*cking History

Author: The Captain
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593189418
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 242

Book Description
History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born. The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great. You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra. People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how.