101 Hilarious Chicken Jokes and Riddles for Kids

Author: Rhea Margrave
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781986024174
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 132

Book Description
The Perfect Gift: Make Your Children Laugh With These Funny Chicken Jokes! What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian? Answer: An eggs-traterrestrial! All kids love chickens, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Chicken Jokes and Riddles For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of chicken jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Wings On '101 Hilarious Chicken Jokes & Riddles For Kids': In this book, you will find: 100+ Cluck-Tastic, Hilarious Chicken Jokes Chicken Riddles 35+ Funny Illustrations This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! DOWNLOAD: '101 Hilarious Chicken Jokes & Riddles For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder? A: She lays hand gren-eggs! *** Q: What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison? A: A Hensemble *** Q: How do baby chickens dance? A: Chick-to-chick! Buy '101 Hilarious Chicken Jokes & Riddles For Kids', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, this chicken jokes and riddles book also contains a bonus chapter: 'Why Keep Chickens In Your Backyard' from my popular book 'Backyard Chickens: Join the Fun of Raising Chickens, Coop Building and Eating Fresh Eggs (Hint: Keep Your Girls Happy!)' So, are you ready for the funniest chicken jokes you have ever come across? PAPERBACK EDITION: Kindle edition for FREE with purchase of paperback! Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the Buy Now button.

The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers

Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440506345
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 304

Book Description
Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What do you get when you...? As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings--and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love: Head-scratching brain teasers Funny knock-knock jokes Hysterical puzzles Ridiculous riddles And much, much more! Amid the jokes, kids also find information on how to deliver the perfect punch line and how their favorite comics got started telling jokes. Every budding comic needs a little help getting started, and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs!

Lunchbox Jokes

Author: Deana Gunn
Publisher: Brown Bag Pub
ISBN: 9781938706134
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages :

Book Description
Tear-out jokes to put inside a child's lunchbox.

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Author: Rob Elliott
Publisher: Revell
ISBN: 0800788036
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description
A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.

Reading is Funny! Motivating Kids to Read with Riddles

Author: Dee Anderson
Publisher: American Library Association
ISBN: 0838909574
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 231

Book Description
"Dee Anderson offers innovative ways to use riddles to make reading fun and keep readers coming back for more. Based on her work with children in schools and public libraries, she shares hundreds of riddles on popular subjects." "This book is brimming with scripts for puppet skits, sample PR materials, reproducible games, and easy-to-implement ideas that encourage even the most reluctant readers. School librarians, children's librarians, teachers, parents, and caregivers will find this a welcome aid to reinvigorate reading programs and storytimes."--BOOK JACKET.

100+ Knock Knock Jokes

Author: Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781512279641
Category : Wit and humor, Juvenile
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Best-Selling Joke Book for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ knock knock funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. From this Funny Joke Book... Knock knock! Who's there? Bless! Bless who? I didn't sneeze! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Auntie! Auntie who? Auntie glad to see me again! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Zeke! Zeke who? Zeke and ye shall find! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Arnie! Arnie who! Arnie having fun? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Carl! Carl who? Carl get you there faster than walking will! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! Tags: funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, joke, jokes, jokes for kids, jokes for children, knock knock jokes, knock knock jokes for kids, funny jokes, jokes online, comedy, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, ages5-12, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, comedy, humor

Kids Write Jokes

Author: Kidswritejokes
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781524851996
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
@KidsWriteJokes brings you over 150 crazy, entertaining and hilarious jokes written by kids Answering questions you've always wanted to know, like... Q. Why does mums get so angry A. beacuse when she sends you to your rhoom she can read a fashion book The best knock knock jokes... knock knock toilet to the rescue The horror jokes you didn't know you wanted but now need... it was a dark and creepy night there was a black and white figure in the forest it was a cow. And some of the weirdest gags you'll ever hear... Q. What do you call a freak horse? A. Jessica Based on the hit @kidswritejokes twitter and tumbler feeds, Kids Write Jokes is a collection of the weirdest, wackiest, and downright hilarious gags from kids from all over the world... Curated by the (anonymous) moderator of a kids jokes website, the jokes are all genuine submissions: "A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids" they explained... so we've collected them here instead

LoL!

Author: Johnny Laughing
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533116376
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
LOL! Funny Jokes for Kids Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early readers. It also includes some fun games and puzzles too. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 101 funny jokes for kids Excellent for early readers Includes fun games and puzzles Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Short jokes, cheesy jokes, animal jokes, and MORE! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What do cars do at a party? A: Brake dance! HAHA! Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In a snow bank! LOL! Q: Why did the weather want privacy? A: It was changing! HAHA! Q: What did the drink machine say when a quarter got stuck? A: Money is tight these days! LOL! Q: What did the stamp say to the letter? A: I've become attached to you! HAHA! Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: He was feeling crummy! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of awesome jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2

Author: Carole P. Roman
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1647393787
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 174

Book Description
800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!

Dad Jokes

Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1684120071
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 254

Book Description
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!