The Ultimate Mermaid Joke Book

Author: Rebecca Lewis-Oakes
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781405295215
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
Get ready to laugh yourself silly in this hilarious new joke book all about . . . . . . MERMAIDS! Dive right in and Join Silly Sally, the funniest mermaid in the whole ocean, as she tells you some very silly jokes. What does a mermaid say to the clam at the disco? Shell we dance? How does a mermaid make friends with a dolphin? On porpoise! Why was the mermaid embarrassed? She saw the ship's bottom! Full of jokes, puns and one-liners about mermaids and their underwater friends this hilarious book is full of mermazing jokes to share with all of your friends too! Splash right in and trident not to split your sides laughing! With a sparkly foiled cover for an extra special magical touch and over 150 jokes to share, this is the perfect gift for children aged 8+ and is guaranteed to have the whole family laughing.

The Ultimate Mermaid Joke Book

Author: BuzzPop
Publisher: BuzzPop
ISBN: 9781499811148
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Get ready to have a whale of a time in this mer-mazing joke book all about mermaids! Why did the mermaid frown? She was really sea-rious. What's a mermaid's fashion style? So-fish-ticated. Why does it take mermaids so long to learn the alphabet? They spend most of their time at C. Full of jokes and puns about mermaids and their underwater friends, this bay-rilliant joke book is guaranteed to kracken you up! With a shiny cover and blue images for an extra-special magical touch, this is the perfect gift for mermaid-lovers and anyone who loves fin-tastic jokes!

No Kidding, Mermaids are a Joke!

Author: Nancy Loewen
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1404883037
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 26

Book Description
Introduces the concept of point of view through the prince's retelling of the classic fairy tale "The Little Mermaid"--

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Author: Rob Elliott
Publisher: Baker Books
ISBN: 144124302X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 126

Book Description
Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Author: Rob Elliott
Publisher: Revell
ISBN: 0800788036
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description
A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.

The Ultimate Dragon Joke Book

Author: Egmont Publishing UK
Publisher: Red Shed
ISBN: 9781405296045
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
Get ready for this clawsome new joke book all about - DRAGONS!Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights!What's a hungry dragon's favourite day of the week?Chewsday!What do you do if a dragon sneezes?RUN!Full of jokes, puns, and one-liners about dragons and their mythical friends this hilarious book is full jokes to share with all of your friends to have them roaring with laughter!With a shiny foiled cover for an extra special magical touch and over 150 jokes to share, this is the perfect gift for children aged 7+ and is guaranteed to have the whole family laughing.

The Bailey School Kids Joke Book

Author: Daniella Burr
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780590995528
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 84

Book Description
A collection of jokes and riddles about the weird figures living in Bailey City.

Joke Book

Author: BuzzPop
Publisher: BuzzPop
ISBN: 9781499809077
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Laugh out loud with over 100 JoJo-jokes in this colorful book with a glittery cover! Nickelodeon, television, and social media star JoJo Siwa is a sweet and sassy teen with a can-do attitude who dazzles fans with her love of dance, bows, and her dog, BowBow! Get ready to laugh your bow off with everything from knock-knock jokes to puns like: What did JoJo say after she got slimed? "Slime flies when you're having fun." Why does JoJo's ponytail need a bow? It's the mane event. Why isn't BowBow a good dancer? She has two left feet. Plus, learn JoJo's favorite joke and other bonus facts! This full color joke book comes complete with a glittery cover. A must-have for sleepovers and car trips, this book is perfect for jokesters ages 7 to 10. JOJO SIWA is a social media sensation, singer, dancer, NY Times best-selling author, TV personality (Nickelodeon's Lip Sync Battle Shorties & Dance Moms) and Nickelodeon star. In addition to signing an overall talent agreement with Nickelodeon, she has a global line of consumer products including her signature bows, accessories, apparel, toys, arts and crafts, cosmetics, home goods, bedding, publishing, and party supplies. In spite of these early successes, JoJo's priorities remain at the core of her Nebraskan/Midwestern upbringing and grounded family values. A true ambassador of anti-bullying, JoJo continues to be a prominent and relatable role model for her countless fans, with the strength and power in her message of celebrating individuality, keeping strong in the face of adversity, and never giving up.

Diary of a Radical Mermaid

Author: Deborah Smith
Publisher: Bellebooks Incorporated
ISBN: 9780967303574
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 272

Book Description
Glamour, mystery, romance, humor and webbed toes are all back in full fin as rambunctious mer-socialite Juna Lee Poinfax invades the dignified coastal world of the Bonavendier clan. Determined to chronicle mer life for her on-line journal, Juna Lee instead dives into Lilith Bonavendier's latest scheme to awaken the inner mermaid in an unsuspecting distant relative. World-famous author M. M. (Molly) Revere - who writes the mega-successful Water Hyacinth series, about a group of children who are secretly mermaids - is a shy, plain-footed young woman with nothing but vague clues to her extraordinary family link to the mer world. After Juna Lee - working for Lilith - lures the likable Molly to the Georgia coast, both Molly and Juna Lee find themselves in the middle of trouble. Mer-hunk lan McEvers has come to Sainte's Pointe Island to hide his three remarkable nieces from their mysterious and possibly murderous mer-father - a man who may be more myth than reality, but dangerous either way. Molly has to face the reality of her heritage while falling in love with the enigmatic lan and helping him protect his nieces from a danger so amazing even the Water People can barely believe it.

Knock Knock, Unicorn Who?

Author: Stephanie Rodriguez
Publisher: Xist Publishing
ISBN: 1532431740
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 16

Book Description
Unicorns AND Mermaids? In one silly, illustrated Joke book? OF COURSE! Knock, Knock, Unicorn Who? is an illustrated joke book filled with unicorns, mermaids, narwhals, and other fun and magical creatures. Celebrate childhood joys with funny jokes sure to make little ones laugh. Sample joke: What does a mermaid use to call someone? A shell phone. Don't miss the other illustrated joke books in this series including: Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for kids Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Dino-mite! and many more from Xist Publishing!