Penny Dreadful is a Complete Catastrophe

Author: Joanna Nadin
Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 1409568245
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 147

Book Description
My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE. But it is not even true that I am dreadful... honest. You see, the DISASTER with Rooney, our class rat, might not have been such a DISASTER if it wasn't for Cosmo Moon Webster and his Amazing Maze. AND it is utterly not my fault that the Patented Burglar Trap accidentally tripped Gran over, so her bone went snap. ALSO, I only took Barry the cat to the hospital so he could revive Gran with The Power Of Pets. How was I to know it would be a Complete CATastrophe? Be prepared for three more hilarious tales of mishap, mayhem and misadventure... Penny Dreadful is back! The first book in the Penny Dreadful series, ‘Penny Dreadful is a Magnet for Disaster’, was shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize

Penny Dreadful causes a Kerfuffle

Author: Joanna Nadin
Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 140956827X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 147

Book Description
My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE. But this time I really wasn't trying to be DREADFUL... No. I was just trying to DO MY BEST, so it is completely not my fault that right now I am sort of blueish all over and so is my sister Daisy's swan outfit. And I was also really TRYING TO HELP Joshua Bottomley fall in love with Daisy by doing a science experiment on him, but I did not know that he would just go a bit pale and green and it would all turn into one BIG kerfuffle! Get ready for a taste of destruction with Penny’s third side-splitting trio of troublesome tales! The first book in the Penny Dreadful series, ‘Penny Dreadful is a Magnet for Disaster’, was shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize

Penny Dreadful is Incredibly Contagious

Author: Joanna Nadin
Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 1409569659
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 147

Book Description
My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE. But in fact I am completely UNDREADFUL. It is just that sometimes my BRILLIANT IDEAS turn into DISASTERS. E.g. I didn't mean for Dad to have to go to a crucial meeting with a plastic flowerpot stuck on his head, I was only trying to invent a Patented Brain Massaging Helmet. Plus how was I to know that you can't do chickenpox for show-and-tell, or go to ballet class dressed as a blue cat, because even in disguise I am INCREDIBLY CONTAGIOUS! Three fantastically funny Penny Dreadful adventures in one fab book! Shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize 2011

Penny Dreadful Cooks Up a Calamity

Author: Joanna Nadin
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780794529918
Category : Children's stories, English
Languages : en
Pages : 128

Book Description
Penny can't help but attract mischief, no matter where she goes.

Penny Dreadful is a Magnet for Disaster

Author: Joanna Nadin
Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 1409568210
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 147

Book Description
My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE. But I do not see the funny side. Plus it is not even true that I am dreadful. It's just that sometimes my BRILLIANT IDEAS don't work out completely brilliantly. Like, I didn't mean for my cousin to end up bald and covered in superglue, and I also didn't mean to steal our neighbour's dog and make him speak Russian... It is not my fault. I can't help it – I'm just a Magnet for Disaster. Three fantastically funny Penny Dreadful adventures in one fab book! Shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize

Penny Dreadful is a Magnet for Disaster

Author: Joanna Nadin
Publisher: Penny Dreadful
ISBN: 9781409526728
Category : Children's literature, English
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
"My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE. But I do not see the funny side. Plus it is not even true that I am dreadful. It's just that sometimes my BRILLIANT IDEAS don't work out completely brilliantly. Like, I didn't mean for my cousin to end up bald and covered in superglue, and I also didn't mean to steal our neighbour's dog and make him speak Russian... It is not my fault. I can't help it - I'm just a Magnet for Disaster" -- www.usborne.com

The Conduct of Life

Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Conduct of life
Languages : en
Pages : 200

Book Description

Not a Penny More, Not a Penny Less

Author: Jeffrey Archer
Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
ISBN: 1429954078
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 325

Book Description
The thrilling novel that launched #1 New York Times bestseller Jeffrey Archer's career, Not a Penny More, Not a Penny Less. THE SWINDLE IS INGENIOUS The conned: an Oxford don, a revered society physician, a chic French art dealer, and a charming English lord. They have one thing in common. Overnight, each novice investor lost his life's fortune to one man. The con: Harvey Metcalfe. A brilliant, self-made guru of deceit. A very dangerous individual. And now, a hunted man. SO IS THE REVENGE With nothing left to lose, four strangers are about to come together—each expert in their own field. Their plan: find Harvey, shadow him, trap him, and penny-for-penny, destroy him. From the luxurious casinos of Monte Carlo to the high-stakes windows at Ascot to the bustling streets of Wall Street to fashionable London galleries, their own ingenious game has begun. It's called revenge—and they were taught by a master.

Mother's Choice

Author: Agbo Areo
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Blacks
Languages : en
Pages : 152

Book Description

Treasure Island

Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 362

Book Description