101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes

Author: Johnny Riddle
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781952772337
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 144

Book Description
Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Funny Jokes About Blondes! Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write "flip" on both sides of a sheet of paper! Everyone loves to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes' is the perfect gift book. To treat yourself, or surprise a loved one. This collection of Dumb Blonde Jokes will have you (and your friends) rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes' In this book, you will find: - 100+ Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes - 30+ Funny Illustrations This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your friends, or simply want to have a good laugh! BUY: '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "I wonder if it's mine." *** A blonde went to buy a pizza. After ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please, " she said, "I could never eat twelve!" *** Three blonde girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train. *** Buy '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes.' So, are you ready for the funniest dumb blondes jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

The Everything Big Book of Jokes

Author: Evan C Thomas
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440576971
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 272

Book Description
Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party!

The Blondes

Author: Emily Schultz
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 146684146X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 398

Book Description
The Blondes is a hilarious and whipsmart novel where an epidemic of a rabies-like disease is carried only by blonde women, all of whom must go to great lengths to conceal their blondness. Hazel Hayes is a grad student living in New York City. As the novel opens, she learns she is pregnant (from an affair with her married professor) at an apocalyptically bad time: random but deadly attacks on passers-by, all by blonde women, are terrorizing New Yorkers. Soon it becomes clear that the attacks are symptoms of a strange illness that is transforming blondes—whether CEOs, flight attendants, students or accountants—into rabid killers. Emily Schultz's beautifully realized novel is a mix of satire, thriller, and serious literary work. With biting satiric wit, The Blondes is at once an examination of the complex relationships between women, and a merciless but giddily enjoyable portrait of what happens in a world where beauty is—literally—deadly.

Step by Step to Stand-up Comedy

Author: Greg Dean
Publisher: Heinemann Drama
ISBN: 9780325001791
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
If you think you're funny, and you want others to think so too, this is the book for you! Greg Dean examines the fundamentals of being funny and offers advice on a range of topics, including: writing creative joke material rehearsing and performing routines coping with stage fright dealing with emcees who think they're funnier than you are getting experience and lots more. Essential for the aspiring comic or the working comedian interested in updating his or her comedy routine, Step by Step to Stand-Up Comedy is the most comprehensive and useful book ever written on the art of the stand-up comedian.

My Dad Thinks He's Funny

Author: Katrina Germein
Publisher: Candlewick Press
ISBN: 0763665223
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 33

Book Description
A gift-appropriate story for kids features a long-suffering boy's eye-rolling observations of his father's bombastic and often corny sense of humor, which is comprised of groan-out-loud puns and wisecracking rejoinders.

Crack Up with ChatGPT: A Treasury of Funny Jokes

Author: M.B. Chatfield
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 99

Book Description
Unleash Non-Stop Laughter with ChatGPT: AHilarious Journey Through AI-Generated Comedy Get ready to crack up with Crack Up with ChatGPT: A Treasury of Funny Jokes, a laugh-a-minute collection of jokes meticulously crafted by the ingenious ChatGPT language model. Prepare to be amazed by the incredible wit and creativity of AI as you delve into a treasure trove of hilarious material that will leave you in stitches. What makes Crack Up with ChatGPT the perfect pick-me-up? A Side-Splitting Selection: From classic one-liners and puns to clever situational humor and witty observations, this book offers a diverse range of jokes to tickle every funny bone. AI Humor at Its Finest: Witness the brilliance of ChatGPT as it generates original jokes that are both relatable and laugh-out-loud funny. A Gift That Keeps on Giving: Share the joy with friends and family. Crack Up with ChatGPT is the perfect conversation starter and guaranteed to bring laughter to any gathering. The Perfect Size for On-the-Go Fun: This compact and portable book is your ideal companion for commutes, waiting rooms, or whenever you need a quick dose of laughter. Crack Up with ChatGPT is more than just a joke book; it's a testament to the power of AI to create humor that's both intelligent and side-splitting. Here's a sneak peek at the fun that awaits you: Classic Jokes with a Modern Twist: Enjoy a refreshing take on your favorite one-liners and puns, all reimagined by the witty ChatGPT. Hilarious Observations on Everyday Life: Find humor in the ordinary with ChatGPT's clever takes on relatable situations. Unexpected Gems: Prepare to be surprised by original jokes and witty remarks that will have you chuckling long after you've read them. Crack Up with ChatGPT is perfect for: Anyone who loves a good laugh Fans of AI and technology People looking for a way to de-stress and lighten the mood Those seeking a unique conversation starter Grab your copy today and embark on a laughter-filled adventure with ChatGPT! #Humor #AIJokes #FunnyBooks #LaughOutLoud #GiftIdeas #Joke #AIWit #RobotComedy #MachineHumor #AI-PoweredJokes #ChatGPTJokes #FunnyPuns #JokeCollection #Wordplay #Punny #ChatGPT #Funny #HilariousMoments #AIQuirks #FamilyFun #Anecdotes #ChatGPT #Hilarious #AI #Fun #Wit #Robot #Machine #Laughter #Comeny

Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids

Author: Hseham Amrahs
Publisher: Mahesh Dutt Sharma
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 61

Book Description
In a world filled with diverse influences, we recognize the importance of providing children with humor that is not only entertaining but also aligned with values of kindness, respect, and inclusivity. Clean jokes are a source of joy that parents and educators can feel good about, knowing that the laughter they evoke is free from inappropriate content. The simplicity and innocence of clean humor create an atmosphere where children can freely enjoy the lighter side of life. As adults, we often underestimate the power of humor in building connections. Shared laughter creates bonds that go beyond the immediate moment—it forges memories and strengthens relationships. This book is not just a collection of jokes; it is an invitation to share in the joy of laughter with the children in your life. Whether it's a silly riddle at the dinner table or a playful joke before bedtime, these moments of shared laughter become threads in the tapestry of family and friendship. As you embark on this journey through the pages of "Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids," you'll encounter a variety of jokes designed to appeal to different ages and sensibilities. From classic knock-knock jokes that have stood the test of time to clever wordplay and whimsical riddles, there's a joke for every occasion. The humor ranges from the delightfully silly to the thoughtfully clever, ensuring that there's something to resonate with every young reader.

Funny Jokes For Kids: Fart Book For Kids + Dog Humor Fiction - 2 In 1 Box Set Compilation

Author: Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN: 1631876945
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 282

Book Description
Timmie Guzzmann and El Ninjo joined writing forces for this fun and hilarious funny jokes for kids 2 in 1 Book Set compilation. This funny animal comic books compilation includes 2 book volumes in 1. It is a 2 in 1 box set compilation that kids who love funny dog jokes, dog humor fiction and fart books will absolutely enjoy because not only do they get double the fun out of this packed compilation, but getting a copy of this compilation is also smarter because you do not have to buy both individually for a higher prize! Funny Jokes For Kids: Fart Book For Kids + Dog Humor Fiction - Fart Book Series + Really Big Jerks Series 2 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes: Book 1: FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Pooper! Banger! Book 2: Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! (Just Really Big Jerks Series) Here is what you'll find inside: In book 1 El Ninjo, the master butt whistler, who can not resist exposing his family with his expressive face-melting fart clouds sets the stage for some hilarious dog humor fiction. I guarantee, you and your kids will LOL at this funny fart book with more than 20 blasting bean blowing illustrations and booming fart situations. Here is what you'll find inside: The list of bottom belching and flatulent fart situations goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Neighbor Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter The Stinky Tsunami The Sand Storm Exploder The Invisible Electric Fence Destroyer The Domino Bomber The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper... ...lots more Inside "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks" you'll find jerky moments like: * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy Pant ripping fun is guaranteed inside...

The New Rules for Blondes

Author: Selena Coppock
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062131826
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 266

Book Description
Writer, comedienne, and full-time Blonde, Selena Coppock offers up adventures, misadventures, and golden-hued nuggets of wisdom in a laugh-out-loud anthem for those of us who really do have more fun. . . . The modern blonde is savvy, wise, confident, capable, and not afraid to laugh at herself when the occasion calls for it. She knows who she is and is prepared to subvert all stereotypes (although she's not above wielding her golden tresses to her advantage), and knows how to be both classy and a little brassy. In the way only a Boston-bred New Yorker who once won "Best Hair" in her high school graduating class could, Coppock doles out tongue-in-cheek advice about avoiding hair disasters, the consequences of dating a man who cares a little too much about his own hair product, and so much more in an outrageous essay collection that will have even the staunchest of raven-haired beauties considering a trip to the nearest salon.

Truly Tasteless Blonde Jokes

Author: Blanche Knott
Publisher: St Martins Press
ISBN: 9780312929695
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 121

Book Description
A collection of truly disgusting jokes pokes fun at blondes, natural and peroxide. Original.