Buy This Book & You Won't Be Hurt

Author: Ken Willidau
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1491723416
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 215

Book Description
Written for people who are absolutely no help to themselves whatsoever, Buy This Book and You Wont Be Hurt contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one way to see how someone else copes with their issues you have with yourself. Willidau tries to help himself by helping others since theyve only really been the problem for him and hes hoping that what goes around comes around in full. Ken Willidaus philosophy is that if he can help one person, he knows hes probably solved one of his own problems, too. So its double self-help. How much more do you losers need before its just embarassing to everyone. Everyone. And, if you can be helped the odds are in his favour he will be, too. Chapters try to save the reader from themselves for the time it takes to read them, anyway. Among them the realization and acceptance that, Life is Taking You on a Trip to Nowhere, Vanity, Thy Name is I, In a Nutshell, Youre Nuts, Youre Only Human, Youre Being Stupid to Think Youre Not and Grinning and Bearing It make the day one thats not as hopeless when it is over than when it began. The time is spent with a healthy helping of jokes using wit, dark humour, tongue-in-cheek, shots at you gentle reader, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your time with Ken may not help all your problems but it kept you away from making them worse for a while now that you see how really crazy life can be. Buy This Book and You Wont Be Hurt is the perfect read for those days when youre as far away from perfect as you can possibly get and any help you can get would be a big one. Self-help yourself.

Interrupting My Train of Thought

Author: Phil Dellio
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1312491973
Category : Performing Arts
Languages : en
Pages : 460

Book Description
Interrupting My Train of Thought collects thirty years of writing about pop music, movies, baseball, teaching, and a couple of presidential elections. It exists somewhere close to the intersection between criticism, autobiography, and rambling.

Skinny Annie Blues

Author: Neal Barrett, Jr.
Publisher: Crossroad Press
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 310

Book Description
Feckless, reckless, freelance artist Wiley Moss returns in a new mystery by the author of Pink Vodka Blues. Wiley is summoned to Galveston when the father he hasn't seen in 19 years turns up dead—and soon finds himself on a roller-coaster ride that starts off with simple armed robbery, escalates to murder and could—if he's not very, very lucky—cost him his life.

A Humble Heart: A Hollywood Heart Novel

Author:
Publisher: R.L. Mathewson
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 299

Book Description

Cambridge English Empower Elementary Student's Book

Author: Adrian Doff
Publisher: Cambridge University Press
ISBN: 1107466261
Category : Foreign Language Study
Languages : en
Pages : 177

Book Description
Cambridge English Empower is a general adult course that combines course content from Cambridge University Press with validated assessment from the experts at Cambridge English Language Assessment. The Elementary Student's Book gives learners an immediate sense of purpose and clear learning objectives. It provides core grammar and vocabulary input alongside a mix of skills. Speaking lessons offer a unique combination of functional language, pronunciation and conversation skills, alongside video filmed in the real world. Each unit ends with a consolidation of core language from the unit and focuses on writing within the context of a highly communicative mixed-skills lesson. This version of the Student's Book does not provide access to the video, assessment package and online workbook. A version with full access is available separately.

Scotty's World, Vol. I

Author: Scott Berks
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1678173924
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 574

Book Description
The late 1990's was a weird & wild time for the Internet. It was a time before Google, social media, smart phones and blogging. In this 2-volume series, follow Scott, along with his dog, Kegs on an almost 5-year journey through his mid-twenties. Via his (almost) daily journal posts, we tag along on this intimate & personal journey as he experiences friends and girlfriends that come and go, family members dying, and his career slowly taking shape. He shares his everyday experiences, occasional stories from his childhood and his thoughts on current events during that period.

Let Me Tell You Something (Enhanced Edition)

Author: Caroline Manzo
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062274082
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 291

Book Description
This enhanced digital edition includes 17 exclusive videos of Caroline and her family dispensing straight-talk advice on friendships, life, and love, sharing trademark "Carolinisms," cooking easy and delicious recipes not included in other editions of the book, and more! Let Me Tell You Something offers insights and and lessons on how to create a happy and fulfilling life from Caroline Manzo, the tell-it-like-it-is, breakout star and fan favorite of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New Jersey. In this personal and practical guide, Caroline Manzo reveals how she has achieved a life that many viewers envy—a close relationship with her children, a strong marriage, and a firm belief in loyalty to friends. She brings her life experience and pragmatic outlook to tough questions about family, friendship, love, and more. With wit and wisdom, Manzo opens up about life, family, raising children, love, and aging. Let Me Tell You Something: Life as a Real Housewife, Tough-Love Mother, and Street-Smart Businesswoman includes personal color photographs and lots of sage advice.

Ebony

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 144

Book Description
EBONY is the flagship magazine of Johnson Publishing. Founded in 1945 by John H. Johnson, it still maintains the highest global circulation of any African American-focused magazine.

Soviet Life

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Soviet Union
Languages : en
Pages : 838

Book Description

Great Second Acts

Author: Marlene Wagman-Geller
Publisher: Mango Media Inc.
ISBN: 1633538230
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 179

Book Description
These inspiring true stories of women who’ve made the most of their mature years “will get you fired up” (Becca Anderson, author of The Book of Awesome Women and Real Life Mindfulness). The amazing women profiled in Great Second Acts refused to be defined by the dates on their birth certificates. Their lives are testimony that one can be feisty after fifty—and this book says in no uncertain terms to those who think otherwise, in the words of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg: “I dissent.” This isa fascinating collection of biographical sketches of dozens of women of a certain age who have excelled, inspired, and achieved. Learn how these women changed their respective fields of art, politics, science, mathematics, media, literature, business, activism, education, and more. Included are: · Biographies of influential women such as PM Margaret Thatcher, chef Julia Child, Mother Teresa, feminist Gloria Steinem, actress Rita Moreno, inventor Ruth Handler, Judge Judy Sheindlin, and many more · Empowering quotes from strong women who epitomize grit and persistence · Motivational, inspirational, and educational stories of ordinary older women who’ve accomplished extraordinary things