Author: Publisher: HarperCollins UK ISBN: 0755504445 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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Can a group of ten year old mates (and one scruffy dog) really outwit the most fiendish, cunning teachers in the universe and, after millions of years, finally make school cool?!
Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1612435904 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 118
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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
Author: Gareth P. Jones Publisher: Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd. ISBN: 1848127901 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 195
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Welcome to THE DAILY JOKER: with a belly-wobbling joke for every day of the year, and joking tips and challenges aplenty, this is the year you'll become the funniest version of you possible! Think of this joke book as a map allowing you to sail the seven sillies, plot a course to Hilarity Island, steer clear of the rocks of stony silence, surf the waves of laughter and dig up comedy gold. NOTE: Please keep THE DAILY JOKER somewhere safe. Maybe you can keep it on a shelf. Sort of like a shelf help book. Or in a sock drawer, since you'll be laughing yours off. Or inside your pillow. You know, just in case. Wherever you keep it, you'll need to open it every day to read your daily joke. And we guarantee that if you read one joke a day and complete one challenge a week, you will become the joker of all jokers! ILLUSTRATED THROUGHOUT BY BEANO ILLUSTRATOR NIGEL PARKINSON
Author: Tom Robbins Publisher: Bantam ISBN: 0553897934 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 434
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An Arab and a Jew open a restaurant together across the street from the United Nations.... It sounds like the beginning of an ethnic joke, but it's the axis around which spins this gutsy, fun-loving, and alarmingly provocative novel, in which a bean can philosophizes, a dessert spoon mystifies, a young waitress takes on the New York art world, and a rowdy redneck welder discovers the lost god of Palestine--while the illusions that obscure humanity's view of the true universe fall away, one by one, like Salome's veils. Skinny Legs and All deals with today's most sensitive issues: race, politics, marriage, art, religion, money, and lust. It weaves lyrically through what some call the "end days" of our planet. Refusing to avert its gaze from the horrors of the apocalypse, it also refuses to let the alleged end of the world spoil its mood. And its mood is defiantly upbeat. In the gloriously inventive Tom Robbins style, here are characters, phrases, stories, and ideas that dance together on the page, wild and sexy, like Salome herself. Or was it Jezebel?
Author: Beano Studios Publisher: Studio Press ISBN: 9781787417052 Category : Languages : en Pages : 80
Book Description
This mischievous guide contains everything you ever wanted to know about Beanotown - inside you'll find: - Character profiles for all your favourite residents, including Dennis, Gnasher, Minnie and Bananaman. - Fun facts about all the weird and wonderful locations - A history of Beanotown - A celebration of Dennis's best pranks - A fun Beanotown quiz to check whether you've been paying attention. Fully illustrated throughout, this is the ideal gift for young Beano fans.
Author: Publisher: Children's Press(CT) ISBN: 9780516018669 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 54
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Presents an illustrated collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about Frankenstein, Godzilla, King Kong, Dracula, vampires, werewolves, and other monsters.
Author: DC Thomson Publisher: ISBN: 9781845357559 Category : Boys Languages : en Pages : 112
Book Description
Beanotown is the place to go for mischief and mayhem because it's the place where kids rule! The parents and the teachers of Bash Street School might think differently, but the kids from the longest-running weekly comic in the world know the truth ... as they'll prove in 112 pages of brand new, awesomely funny stories! Whether it's going on the run with an elephant in Dennis & Gnasher, or leaping through dimensions in Rubi's Screwtop Science, they'll prove there's no such thing as a normal day in Beanotown!
Author: Matt Lucas Publisher: HarperCollins UK ISBN: 0008491364 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 160
Book Description
A hilarious new book of pranks from multi-award-winning actor and comedian MATT LUCAS – star of The Great British Bake Off and creator of Thank You, Baked Potato, an official UK download chart-topper and Amazon bestseller!
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