Dirty Bertie

Author: Alan MacDonald
Publisher: Koala Books
ISBN: 9781742761756
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! More disgusting than ever with crazier plans and increasingly madcap schemes, Bertie continues to delight his legions of fans who revel in his revolting ways. Join Bertie in Rats! as he crosses paths with a cheeky rodent, takes part in a chaotic cross-country run and tries to get his dog Whiffer to eat healthily - with disastrous results!

Dirty Bertie

Author: David Roberts
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780864618405
Category : Behavior
Languages : en
Pages : 24

Book Description
Bertie has shockingly dirty habits. Whenever he does anything dirty his family shouts, 'No, Bertie! That's dirty Bertie!' But there's one habit Bertie won't give up.

Germs!

Author: Alan MacDonald
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1434246000
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 122

Book Description
Bertie's sister has chickenpox and Bertie thinks that if he can catch it he will not have to go to school and admit he did not do his homework--and that is just the first problem that Bertie faces in this trio of stories.

Fangs!

Author: Alan MacDonald
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1434246019
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 122

Book Description
Join Bertie as he proves the grumpy school custodian is a vampire, models the latest fashions, and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers.

Ouch!

Author: Alan MacDonald
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781847151674
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he comes a cropper in A&E, goes swimming withouth his trunks, and takes part in an inter-schools quiz against Poshley Primary!

Dirty Bertie: An English King Made in France

Author: Stephen Clarke
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 1448108284
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 402

Book Description
The entertaining biography of Edward VII and his playboy lifestyle, by Stephen Clarke, author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French and A Year in the Merde. Despite fierce opposition from his mother, Queen Victoria, Edward VII was always passionately in love with France. He had affairs with the most famous Parisian actresses, courtesans and can-can dancers. He spoke French more elegantly than English. He was the first ever guest to climb the Eiffel Tower with Gustave Eiffel, in defiance of an official English ban on his visit. He turned his French seduction skills into the diplomatic prowess that sealed the Entente Cordiale. A quintessentially English king? Pas du tout! Stephen Clarke argues that as 'Dirty Bertie', Edward learned all the essentials in life from the French.

Worms!

Author: Alan MacDonald
Publisher: Capstone
ISBN: 1434246191
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 122

Book Description
In these three tales Bertie turns a pink birthday party into a mess, faces and fails the challenge of being polite for an entire day (fortunately), and mistakes his mother's flower arrangement for garbage.

Scream!

Author: Alan MacDonald
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781742760742
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 95

Book Description
Dirty Bertie - the boy with the nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he builds his very own haunted house, livens up a weekend in the country and is put under the spotlight at a spelling contest!

Dirty Bertie

Author: David Roberts
Publisher: Koala Books
ISBN: 9780864619907
Category : Dirty Bertie (Fictitious character)
Languages : en
Pages : 95

Book Description

Yuck!

Author: Alan MacDonald
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780864618504
Category : Dirty Bertie (Fictitious character)
Languages : en
Pages : 96

Book Description
Dirty Bertie is the world's grubbiest trouble magnet. He's a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further-Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!