Author: Brad GossePublisher:
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Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
Your mom has a big sex drive your dad can't fulfill. So she see's other men. While your daddy sits still.
Help Me Step Bro
Author: Brad GossePublisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
Talk to the boss. You might be getting fired. Unpaid parking tickets. Your attention is required. Doctor says bend over and cough. Hot step mom wants to help you get off. THIS couch, for money, is where you must goes. Sometimes a fireman needs to empty his hose. In bed with one lover. the other hides away. ordered a pizza. Can't afford to pay. Picked up a hitch hiker. She can't thank you enough. You wound up in prison and it's gonna get rough. HOT step sister and friend stole your PS4. You got caught shoplifting at your favourite store. You went for a massage that came with a feel. You met with a realtor but only closed one deal. The plumber is here. Your pipes need to be cleaned. Step-sister is stuck in the washing machine.
Capitalist Superheroes
Author: Dan Hassler-ForestPublisher: John Hunt Publishing
ISBN: 1780991800
Category : Literary Criticism
Languages : en
Pages : 288
Book Description
In the same way that Stallone and Schwarzenegger played film heroes who came to embody the values of Ronald Reagans aggressive conservative agenda in the 1980s, the 21st-century film narratives of Batman, Spider-Man and Superman reflect the policies of the Bush Doctrine after 9/11. This book offers a groundbreaking study of the relationship that exists between post-9/11 American politics and the contemporary superhero movie phenomenon. No other Hollywood subgenre was as consistently popular during the George W. Bush presidency, as films such as Spider-Man, Superman Returns, Iron Man, and The Dark Knight embodied the key contradictions that inform the cultural and political life of the post-9/11 years. By combining in-depth analyses of numerous major superhero films from this era with astute readings of contemporary critical theory, this book offers accessible and academically potent insight into the complex interplay between politics, ideology, and entertainment in the 21st century. ,
Go the F**k to Sleep
Author: Adam MansbachPublisher: Akashic Books
ISBN: 1453271023
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 18
Book Description
The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
The Crossover
Author: Kwame AlexanderPublisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 0544107713
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 245
Book Description
New York Times bestseller ∙ Newbery Medal Winner ∙Coretta Scott King Honor Award ∙2015 YALSA 2015 Top Ten Best Fiction for Young Adults∙ 2015 YALSA Quick Picks for Reluctant Young Adult Readers ∙Publishers Weekly Best Book ∙ School Library Journal Best Book∙ Kirkus Best Book "A beautifully measured novel of life and line."--The New York Times Book Review "With a bolt of lightning on my kicks . . .The court is SIZZLING. My sweat is DRIZZLING. Stop all that quivering. Cuz tonight I'm delivering, " announces dread-locked, 12-year old Josh Bell. He and his twin brother Jordan are awesome on the court. But Josh has more than basketball in his blood, he's got mad beats, too, that tell his family's story in verse, in this fast and furious middle grade novel of family and brotherhood from Kwame Alexander. Josh and Jordan must come to grips with growing up on and off the court to realize breaking the rules comes at a terrible price, as their story's heart-stopping climax proves a game-changer for the entire family.
You're Dad
Author: Liz ClimoPublisher: Flatiron Books
ISBN: 125022814X
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 118
Book Description
The hilarious and heartwarming companion to international bestselling author Liz Climo’s You’re Mom From new dads to those who’ve been around the block, dads who go to work to those who are at home, and all the dads in between, You're Dad is a touching tribute to fathers everywhere. With humor, heart, and adorable drawings, Liz Climo celebrates fatherhood in all its shapes and sizes (and species). Featuring different types of dads and the paths they can travel, Climo’s whimsical animal illustrations take us through the adventures of fatherhood, commemorating the laughter and the tears as well as the stumbles and the triumphs. Perfect for dads, the dad-like, any and all parents, and the people who love them, this sweet collection of fatherly love will move and delight.
You Know You're a Dad
Author: Harry HarrisonPublisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 0718089871
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 207
Book Description
You know you’re a dad when you’re more impressed by the latest innovations in stroller technology than in your old sports car . . . You know you’re a dad when a wild Friday night means falling asleep in front of a cartoon with your toddler . . . You know you’re a dad when all you want for Christmas is a nanny . . .
How to Surprise a Dad
Author: Jean ReaganPublisher: Dragonfly Books
ISBN: 0593301927
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
Celebrate the love between a dad and child in this charming picture book about showing dad that you care. The perfect gift to surprise dad with on Father's Day! So you want to surprise your dad? You’re in luck! The pages of this book are full of tips on how to become a super dad surpriser, including tips for things you can make, do, or find—just for your dad. Be sure to read up on: · Yummy treats and presents for a dad · What to do if he starts getting suspicious · How to prepare for the big moment (where to hide everyone, and how to practice whispering “Surprise!”) From the author-illustrator team behind the New York Times bestselling HOW TO... series comes an adorable, funny, surprising celebration of dads! The fun doesn't stop! Check out more HOW TO... picture books: How to Babysit a Grandpa How to Babysit a Grandma How to Catch Santa How to Get Your Teacher Ready How to Raise a Mom How to Read to a Grandma or Grandpa
I Love You, Daddy!
Author: Edie EvansPublisher: Golden Books
ISBN: 1984892525
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 11
Book Description
Dads are thanked for all the fun things they do with their children with rhyming text and lovingly illustrated scenes, makes for a perfect gift this Father's Day! Daddy, I love you, and I want you to know, I have a great time wherever we go. Each page of this sweet rhyming Little Golden Book celebrates the love shared between dads and their young children. Spending time together camping, gardening, at the petting zoo, or even just hanging out at home is extra-special when Daddy is there! Filled with fun, colorful illustrations, this is a great gift for Valentine's Day or Father's Day--and a perfect read-aloud for any day!
Dead Babies
Author: Brad GossePublisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 26
Book Description
Sandy was killed in a tragic fire. Beth was poisoned with a pacifier. Tracey got into mom's psychedelic drugs. Gunther died of sepsis. Thanks to bed bugs. Jackson was left to die in an alley. A tornado is what killed baby Sally. Sean was killed in a massive car crash. Tony died of measles. They thought it was a rash. Sonia fell asleep on the tracks. A nuclear explosion is what killed Max. Jenny took too many of dads sleeping pills. Sammy was sold for his organs. To cover dad's bills Fiona was left to die in an abandoned house falling into the pool. That's what killed Klause.
