The Giant Book of Dirty Limericks

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781569758137
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 356

Book Description
Grossly irreverent and far from politically correct, the humor in these X-rated jokes is equaled only by their amazingly clever wording. The limerick form is complex, Its contents deal mainly with sex. It burgeons with virgins And masculine urgin's, And a wealth of erotic effects. ♦ ♦ ♦ A girl with magnificent tits, When dancing would wiggle her hips; A wonderful flirt, She'd lift up her skirt, And exhibit her sensuous lips. ♦ ♦ ♦ The nipples of young Miss Hong Kong, When excited were twelve inches long. This embarrassed her lover, Who was pained to discover She expected no less of his dong.

The Giant Book of Dirty Limericks

Author: Rudy A. Swale
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1569758816
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 220

Book Description
A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

Dirty Limericks

Author: Brian W. Aldiss
Publisher: Alma Classics
ISBN: 9781847490384
Category : Bawdy poetry, English
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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3024 Dirty Limericks

Author: Albin Chaplin
Publisher: Random House Value Pub
ISBN: 9780517413173
Category : Bawdy poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 501

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The World's Best Dirty Limericks

Author: David Miller M.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780890096154
Category : Limericks
Languages : en
Pages : 119

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The World's Best Lewd & Lusty Limericks

Author:
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780207146503
Category : Bawdy poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 127

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Dirty Limericks

Author: Anonymous
Publisher: Alma Classics
ISBN: 9781847497093
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 168

Book Description
Inside these covers you will find a collection of licentious limericks which have been handed down from generation to generation by word of mouth, some of them for over a hundred years. Until quite recently, few of these verses had ever appeared in print for public consumption, although many had been privately printed and circulated from time to time. This definitive collection of the world's rudest, lewdest limericks will perhaps finally bestow respectability upon stanzas long venerated in oral tradition. Most of them are bawdy, some are wickedly clever - all are guaranteed to raise a laugh. There was a young man from Kildare, Who was having his girl on the stair; On the forty-fourth stroke, The banister broke And he finished her off in mid-air.

Michael Ware's Little Blue Book of Dirty Limericks

Author: Michael Ware
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780955754838
Category : Limericks
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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More of the World's Best Dirty Limericks

Author: Richard O'Toole
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780006383741
Category : Sex
Languages : en
Pages : 96

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The Mammoth Book of Limericks

Author: Glyn Rees
Publisher: Running Press
ISBN: 9780762433957
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
This is the best-ever collection of those catchy Irish rhymes – from squeaky-clean to the moderately filthy. With over 2,000 silly, political, modern, classic, and more to choose from, there is bound to be a limerick to get you giggling. This giant collection includes Irish classics called out in corner pubs for decades as well as many new verses specifically created to be read here. Creators include Spike Milligan, Mark Twain, Michael Palin, Lewis Carroll, Isaac Asimov, Robert Louis Stevenson, Rudyard Kipling, W.H. Auden, and many, many more.