Author: Wayne Brindle Publisher: Bookbaby ISBN: 9781543988772 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!
Author: Mark Geoffrey Young Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781478119777 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 106
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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Travel Agent jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Travel Agent Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Travel Agent Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Travel Agent joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Travel Agent jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Travel Agents wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Travel Agent and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Travel Agent brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Travel Agent who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Travel Agents laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Author: Mark Twain Publisher: e-artnow ISBN: 802687823X Category : Travel Languages : en Pages : 4481
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This collection of travel books, essays, speeches, letters and autobiographical writings illustrates the other side of the man known as Mark Twain. Travel Books The Innocents Abroad Roughing It Old Times on the Mississippi A Tramp Abroad Life on the Mississippi Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World Some Rambling Notes of an Idle Excursion Essays, Satires & Articles How to Tell a Story, and Other Essays What Is Man? And Other Essays Editorial Wild Oats Advice to Youth Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offences Concerning the Jews To the Person Sitting in Darkness To My Missionary Critics Christian Science Queen Victoria's Jubilee Essays on Paul Bourget The Treaty With China, its Provisions Explained In Defence of Harriet Shelley Mrs. Eddy in Error Stirring Times in Austria The Czar's Soliloquy King Leopold's Soliloquy Adam's Soliloquy Essays on Copyrights Other Essays The Complete Speeches The Complete Letters Chapters from my Autobiography Biography Mark Twain: A Biography by Albert Bigelow Paine Samuel Langhorne Clemens (1835-1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He is best known for his two novels – The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and its sequel, the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, but his satirical stories and travel books are also widely popular. His wit and satire, in prose and in speech, earned him praise from critics and peers. He was lauded as the greatest American humorist of his age.
Author: Neil Hutchison Publisher: Proglen Trading Co., Ltd. ISBN: 6167817375 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 582
Book Description
Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile
Author: Brough Girling Publisher: Penguin UK ISBN: 0141963433 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 318
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A complete A - Z of hilarious jokes and gags to make you giggle. Arranged in alphabetical sections, this bumper book is packed full of the best (and very worst) jokes for every occasion!
Author: M. Kelly Fox Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1462839355 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 81
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Book of Dreams is a story based on the dream of the author. The story is about four close friends from different backgrounds, going on vacation together. They work and live in the same city. The vacation occurred each year on the same date and same month. All were very successful in their occupational field. This year they wanted their vacation to be different. Because of this, they decided to try the Hells Canyon Recreation Gap Area. The four drove to this location and the day after arrival they got lost. However, the adventure began when they witness an execution then had to run and fight for their lives. They remised about their love life, knowing that the events of the day will change their lives forever. The Book of Dreams is a simple of what the authors dreams were like as well as what the dreams of others may be like. Dreams are a part of every ones life. Some dreams are good, or bad, and then there are the nightmares. This is the first published book of dreams.
Author: Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 344
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Popular Mechanics inspires, instructs and influences readers to help them master the modern world. Whether it’s practical DIY home-improvement tips, gadgets and digital technology, information on the newest cars or the latest breakthroughs in science -- PM is the ultimate guide to our high-tech lifestyle.
Author: Bruce Garrison Publisher: Routledge ISBN: 1135215472 Category : Language Arts & Disciplines Languages : en Pages : 443
Book Description
Professional Feature Writing provides the basics of news media feature writing and establishes a solid foundation for students and writers making feature writing their career. This fifth edition offers a thorough and up-to-date look at newspaper, magazine, newsletter, and online publications, with emphasis on daily newspapers and consumer magazines. It serves as a comprehensive introduction to feature writing, emphasizing writing skills, article types, and the collegiate and professional writing life. With a wide variety of perspectives and experiences of both young and experienced writers, editors, publishers, and professors, the text is filled with practical guidance for writing a wide variety of features. Emphasizing writing values to strengthen a new writer's journalistic practices, author Bruce Garrison offers insights and expertise based on his own experience and the advice of professionals. He also includes lists of tips, observations, guidelines, sources, and story ideas, and gives a solid tour of the forms and approaches to feature writing. New for this edition are: Updated examples of feature writing, integrated throughout the text Profiles of young newspaper and magazine feature writers, highlighting their experiences and paths to success in the profession Coverage of computer-based research tools for writers, including discussion of on-line computer-based research tools with specific focus on the World Wide Web Discussion of online newspapers, magazines, newsletters, and original online publications and the role of feature writing for electronic publications. Each chapter includes excerpts and complete articles from the nation's leading publications. Building on introductory writing and reporting skills, this text is appropriate for upper-division journalism students learning feature writing and advanced writing topics. It will also serve as a valuable resource for freelance writers.
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