So, Is Retirement Supposed To Suck?

Author: George M. Dean
Publisher: Gatekeeper Press
ISBN: 1662941145
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 219

Book Description
“So, Is Retirement Supposed To Suck?” is a must-read for anyone who plans on retiring someday. It speaks of author George M. Dean’s pitfalls, and how others can learn from his mistakes. This book is divided into two sections: In the first part, George recalls some of the more damaging memories from his childhood such as—his father using him as a human connection to the rabbit-ears on top of the TV. Or perhaps the time he was busted in school, by one of the nuns, for perusing through a Playboy magazine—instead of studying. You can only imagine… The second part, explains why retirement is not what it’s cracked up to be. According to George, it’s the people. No, not normal people like you and me—but those that work for major corporations, and seem to get off on responding in the most negative patterns. You’ll hear a lot of “Sorry, that’s not our policy”, or “Sir, I’m afraid that would be against protocol, so…no!” Anyone nearing retirement is sure to enjoy this humorous and honest account of our authors’ experiences.

A Compilation of Lies Men Tell When Seeking Entry into a Woman’s Panties

Author: Debra Clark
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1456800604
Category : Social Science
Languages : en
Pages : 430

Book Description
The book facts were gathered through listening, reading, texting, voice mail, visiting social net working chat rooms, beauty and barber shop talk, male family members, co-workers direct or indirect conversations. Some men will say anything when attempting to seek entry into a woman’s panties. It may be something you’re longing to hear after a breakup, during a vulnerable period in your life. Or you may be simply naive. Catching a not-so-serious unfaithful man in the act is a dirty job, but some woman has to do it. So let’s read up! Comprehend it and avoid it. When a man’s player card has been pulled, you will know the lie and deal with it swiftly.

CI: Team Red

Author: David DeBatto
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
ISBN: 0446510629
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 267

Book Description
In a story so explosive that he can only tell it as fiction, former counterintelligence special agent David DeBatto takes us onto a new kind of battlefield, beyond the reach of reporters, and into the covert ops of elite tactical intelligence teams. Their number one job: to pierce the secrets of an enemy -- before the enemy reaches us . . . Staff Sgt. David DeLuca had a love/hate relationship with the Armed Forces. Then came 9/11. After a career as a street cop, he went to war-and put his skills to work in a secret army within an army. Part detective, con man, spy, and soldier, DeLuca is now hunting a Saddam loyalist Centcom thought was dead. To catch his prey, he'll have to outmaneuver him using microscopic forensic evidence, high-tech espionage tools, and gut instincts. But as he follows a deadly trail out of the Sunni Triangle into Iran, a horrifying picture is coming clear to DeLuca and his elite "red" team: a terrorist group already has its fangs in the USA -- and needs to be hunted down and eliminated right now . . .

UX for Beginners

Author: Joel Marsh
Publisher: "O'Reilly Media, Inc."
ISBN: 1491912669
Category : Computers
Languages : en
Pages : 257

Book Description
Whether you want to design apps, websites, or just have an intelligent conversation about design, these quick-and-dirty lessons are for you. Based on the popular UX Crash Course from Joel Marsh?s blog?read over a million times?this book follows the real-life UX process from start-to-finish, so you can apply the skills as you learn. It is also perfect for managers, programmers, salespeople, and marketers who want to know more about designing digital products and services. -From publisher's website.

Does This Boyfriend Make My Butt Look Big?

Author: Jenna McCarthy
Publisher: Shebooks
ISBN: 1940838177
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 48

Book Description
Abby Douglas grew up with a distant dad and a desperate hot mess of a mom. Now she’s got a thing for bad boys, a weakness for fad diets, and ironically, a job as an advice columnist. When she accidentally cheats on her supposed boyfriend with a mysterious older man, Abby’s already confusing world gets turned upside down. As she struggles to find her footing, Abby discovers that sometimes a lost cat, a furious friend, and a bag of Doritos can change everything.

Missing

Author: James A. Dillon
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
ISBN: 1640827765
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 359

Book Description
Nolan Daly believes he has the dream life. He's got a beautiful wife, two adorable children, and the job he always wanted. As a lieutenant in the FDNY, on the list for promotion to captain, he feels the sky's the limit. Then 9/11 happens. Daly loses seven brothers from his Brooklyn firehouse and well over one hundred friends out of the 343 firefighters killed that horrible day. While still reeling from that tragedy, he wakes up in a hospital with a pair of detectives asking him what he did to his family. When it becomes apparent he didn't commit triple homicide, those around him figure life goes on, right? But not for Daly. He still desperately wants his kids back. Where are Emma and Mark? Are they safe? Happy? How are they getting along without Daddy? As they were toddlers when they disappeared, will they remember him if he ever finds them? While his marriage was far from perfect, could his wife really have masterminded this kidnapping? Is it a good idea to become romantically involved with the lead detective on the case? With all this swirling in his mind, Daly must keep to his normal routine. The question is, what is normal these days? Nolan struggles on a daily basis to present a facade of just another guy in the firehouse while his world is crashing around him. The longer it gets from the day of their disappearance, the more others feel he should move on. But that only steels his determination to never give up. Follow Nolan Daly as he walks the tightrope of living his life and desperately searching for his missing children.

The Condo

Author: Mario Soldevilla
Publisher: LULU
ISBN: 1483409457
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 89

Book Description
After Philip's daughter is killed in a truck accident, no one is held accountable. His attempt to gain justice through the legal system has failed. Philip, once a nice, mild-mannered guy, now has the poison of revenge in his blood. The only way to obtain justice, is to make them pay; pay - with their lives. He starts with insurance executives and trial lawyers, doing his best to make everything seem accidental. As his need for vengeance grows, a hurricane inches closer and closer to the Florida peninsula. Miami is bracing itself, and so are Philip's family lawyer, Tamara, and her husband, Marco. Tamara is Philip's last intended victim. Philip stalks her every step, all the way to the front door of her Vero Beach condo. What does it take for a man to become a killer? Is there a killer inside each of us waiting to be unmasked? Miami, beware; a storm is coming.

Strong Curves

Author: Bret Contreras
Publisher: Victory Belt Publishing
ISBN: 162860235X
Category : Sports & Recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 782

Book Description
This is not your run-of-the-mill fitness book. Developed by world-renowned gluteal expert Bret Contreras, Strong Curves offers an extensive fitness and nutrition guide for women seeking to improve their physique, function, strength, and mobility. Contreras spent the last eighteen years researching and field-testing the best methods for building better butts and shapelier bodies. In Strong Curves, he offers the programs that have proven effective time and time again with his clients, allowing you to develop lean muscle, rounded glutes, and greater confidence. Each page is packed with information decoding the female anatomy, providing a better understanding as to why most fitness programs fail to help women reach their goals. With a comprehensive nutritional guide and over 200 strength exercises, this book gets women off the treadmill and furnishes their drive to achieve strength, power, and sexy curves from head to toe. Although the glutes are the largest and most powerful muscle group in the human body, they often go dormant due to lifestyle choices, leading to a flat, saggy bum. Strong Curves is the cure.

Surviving Customer Service

Author: Chris Zell
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0557001153
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 94

Book Description
Surviving Customer Service is the preeminent book of it's kind. Being the only makes that designation easier. Chris Zell has condensed years of customer service experience into a tome that lays out what to expect once you cross the portals into the world of customer service. Turns out, not much. In a land filled with back-stabbing workers, ineffective management, uncaring corporations and the slime that keeps this netherworld together, customers, you should enter with your eyes open, heart pre-hardened, and liver prepared for serious post-work drinking. Zell gives you the weapons to navigate through the soul-sucking landscape that you will long to escape. He'll tell you how to deal with managers (treat them like mushrooms - keep 'em in the dark, feed 'em shit); co-workers (create a fake identity because if they find out who you are the real trouble begins); and customers (have you played the 'Why?' game with a kid? They're that annoying).

It's a Girl

Author: Andrea J. Buchanan
Publisher: Seal Press
ISBN: 0786746335
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 258

Book Description
The most popular question any pregnant woman is asked — aside from "When are you due?" — has got to be "Are you having a girl or a boy?" When author Andrea Buchanan was pregnant with her daughter, she was thrilled to be expecting a girl. Some people were happy for her; visions of flouncy pink dresses and promises of mother-daughter bonding were the predictable responses. Other people, though, were concerned: "Is your husband OK with that?" "You can try again." "Girls are tough." This mixed message led her to explore the issue herself, with help from her fellow writers and moms, many of whom had had the same experience. As she did in It's a Boy: Women Writers on Raising Sons, Buchanan and her contributors take on what it's really like to raise a child-in this case, a girl-from babyhood to adulthood. It's a Girl, is a wide-ranging, often humorous, and honest collection of essays about the experience of the mother-daughter bond, taking on topics like "princess power" ("Shining, Shimmering, Splendid"), adding a girl to a brood of boys ("Confessions of a Tomboy Mom"), dealing with a daughter's eating disorder ("The Food Rules"), and mothering "hardcore mini-feminists" ("Tough Girls").