How to Fake Being Tidy

Author: Fenella Souter
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780369363213
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 300

Book Description
A glorious account of how the little things of life are, of course, the big things' - Richard Glover 'Every failed domestic goddess will rock with laughter.' - Shona Martyn My mother wasn't much of a housekeeper. She wasn't much of a cook either, although she tried. She longed to live a more unconventional life. Admirably high-minded, but it meant I never learnt to fold a towel. In these funny, sometimes poignant, stories, award-winning feature writer Fenella Souter celebrates the highs and lows of domestic life - from her attempts to run the house like a grown-up, to lessons in good cooking; from accidentally killing her wisteria, divorcing the cat and shirt-fronting bossy tradies, to wondering if the 'hostess gift' is still a thing or why some people have impeccable taste. With their distinctive wit, they will leave you smiling with recognition at the everyday dramas and dilemmas that can make or break friendships and marriages, turn a house into a home, or let chaos get the upper hand. 'Chuck out all your self-help guides to gratitude, mindfulness and finding meaning. This book is all you need.' - Charlotte Wood 'Sweet, wise and very funny.' - Danny Katz

How to Fake Being Tidy

Author: Fenella Souter
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781760878443
Category : Families
Languages : en
Pages : 280

Book Description
Funny true stories about the everyday dramas that can make or break friendships, cooking, housekeeping and the domestic chaos that always threatens to get the upper hand, written in the tradition of Nora Ephron.

Tidy the F*ck Up

Author: Messie Condo
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1631585452
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 129

Book Description
Even you can get your sh*t together! Tidy the F*ck Up is a funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, where you’ll be handed the most useful tools for keeping your crap clean and organized without all the pressure. In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, care-free way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to: Become a decision-making bad*ss Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do Live life after a clusterf*ck! And more! With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.

10-Minute Tidy Home

Author: Sara L. Hunter
Publisher: Fair Winds Press
ISBN: 1631598155
Category : House & Home
Languages : en
Pages : 211

Book Description
Organize your home…and your life. This invaluable resource gives you 400+ ingenious ways to get (and keep) your home organized in just ten minutes—less time than it will take you to find your misplaced keys! If you are about to give up the battle to finally organize your home, don't. Help has arrived with this book. Your dream of an organized home can be a reality. And it won't take a lot of time or money. Get good, proven, and effective advice on all of the challenge areas in your home: the kitchen, family rooms, home offices, basements, garages, and more. Also, learn tips for keeping chaos at bay when you throw parties, host holiday gatherings, and pack for vacations. Create order with these tips and many more: Organizing your kitchen cupboard into sections for each family member Organize your child's artwork in three-ring binders Recycle your birthday and holiday cards by making them into gift tags for future presents Your beautifully organized home is in sight with 10-Minute Tidy Home.

The Little Book of Tidying

Author: Beth Penn
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1856753727
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 102

Book Description
A beautifully colour-illustrated pocket guide to decluttering your home and life by using specific tools and strategies

The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up

Author: Marie Kondo
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
ISBN: 1607747316
Category : House & Home
Languages : en
Pages : 226

Book Description
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The book that sparked a revolution and inspired the hit Netflix series Tidying Up with Marie Kondo: the original guide to decluttering your home once and for all. ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL BOOKS OF THE DECADE—CNN Despite constant efforts to declutter your home, do papers still accumulate like snowdrifts and clothes pile up like a tangled mess of noodles? Japanese cleaning consultant Marie Kondo takes tidying to a whole new level, promising that if you properly simplify and organize your home once, you’ll never have to do it again. Most methods advocate a room-by-room or little-by-little approach, which doom you to pick away at your piles of stuff forever. The KonMari Method, with its revolutionary category-by-category system, leads to lasting results. In fact, none of Kondo’s clients have lapsed (and she still has a three-month waiting list). With detailed guidance for determining which items in your house “spark joy” (and which don’t), this international bestseller will help you clear your clutter and enjoy the unique magic of a tidy home—and the calm, motivated mindset it can inspire.

Messy

Author: Tim Harford
Publisher: Little Brown GBR
ISBN: 9781408706756
Category : Creative ability
Languages : en
Pages : 336

Book Description
The urge to tidiness seems to be rooted deep in the human psyche. Many of us feel threatened by anything that is vague, unplanned, scattered around or hard to describe. We find comfort in having a script to rely on, a system to follow, in being able to categorise and file away. We all benefit from tidy organisation - up to a point. A large library needs a reference system. Global trade needs the shipping container. Scientific collaboration needs measurement units. But the forces of tidiness have marched too far. Corporate middle managers and government bureaucrats have long tended to insist that everything must have a label, a number and a logical place in a logical system. Now that they are armed with computers and serial numbers, there is little to hold this tidy-mindedness in check. It's even spilling into our personal lives, as we corral our children into sanitised play areas or entrust our quest for love to the soulless algorithms of dating websites. Order is imposed when chaos would be more productive. Or if not chaos, then . . . messiness. The trouble with tidiness is that, in excess, it becomes rigid, fragile and sterile. In Messy, Tim Harford reveals how qualities we value more than ever - responsiveness, resilience and creativity - simply cannot be disentangled from the messy soil that produces them. This, then, is a book about the benefits of being messy: messy in our private lives; messy in the office, with piles of paper on the desk and unread spreadsheets; messy in the recording studio, the laboratory or in preparing for an important presentation; and messy in our approach to business, politics and economics, leaving things vague, diverse and uncomfortably made-up-on-the-spot. It's time to rediscover the benefits of a little mess.

The Complete Book of Clean

Author: Toni Hammersley
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1681881748
Category : House & Home
Languages : en
Pages : 114

Book Description
"The follow-up to the bestselling Complete Book of Home Organization, the Complete Book of Clean is a foolproof, eco-friendly guide to cleaning your home ... Learn the best seasons to tackle home projects, storage solutions to simplify the process and teach even the messiest kids to clean up after themselves. This book will help you tackle every mess, stain and dust-magnet, and keep things from getting out of hand in the future--all while being friendly to the environment and keeping toxic chemicals out of your home. Whether you're a neat freak or new to the world of homekeeping, let Toni Hammersley be your guide to establishing routines, learning techniques and mastering the best home cleaning hacks out there."--

I Am Tidy

Author: Jen Porter
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781492641711
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
"Originally published as I've Been Tidy in 2016 in Australia by Lake Press Pty Ltd."

Tidying Up Art

Author: Ursus Wehrli
Publisher: Prestel Pub
ISBN: 9783791330037
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 47

Book Description
Tidying Up Art is an attempt at bringing a bit of clarity into our lives just where it makes no sense at all! Ursus Wehrli, a popular stand-up comedian, rearranges famous works of art, sweeps all unwanted things out of the way and lines everything up in neat rows: after all, being tidy is a virtue.