All Our Worst Ideas

Author: Vicky Skinner
Publisher: Swoon Reads
ISBN: 1250195438
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 241

Book Description
Two teens who have nothing in common work together at a record store in All Our Worst Ideas, a powerful and voice-driven YA novel from Vicky Skinner. When Amy, on her way to becoming valedictorian of her graduating class and getting accepted to her dream school, gets dumped by her long-term boyfriend, she takes a job at a record store to ease the pain. She needs a distraction, badly. Oliver, Amy’s record store co-worker, isn’t so sure about Amy—his complete opposite—but what he is sure of is his decision not to go to college. He just can’t figure out how to tell his mother. As they work late-night shifts at the record store, Amy and Oliver become friends and then confidantes and then something more, but when Amy has a hard time letting go of what she thought was her perfect future with her ex, she risks losing the future she didn’t even know she wanted with Oliver.

100 of the Worst Ideas in History

Author: Michael Smith
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402293925
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 319

Book Description
A humorous illustrated gift book with history's biggest fails hailing from politics, pop culture, international relations, business, sports, and more. From skinny-dipping Presidents to toxic tooth fillings to singing pop stars who can't carry a tune, 100 of the Worst Ideas in History is a celebration of humanity's historical—and often hysterical—missteps that have started wars, sunk countries, wrecked companies, scuttled careers, lost millions of dollars, and even endangered the Earth. Interesting stories from history include: How a confused chauffeur helped start World War I Who turned down the greatest product placement opportunity in Hollywood history How a Chicago White Sox game helped hasten the demise of disco The toad that nearly ate Australia The most dangerous children's game ever invented Spanning politics, pop culture, fashion, sports, technology, and more, this irreverent and witty book is packed with fun photos and sidebars, tracing how these thundering brainstorms turned into blundering brain farts—and the astonishing impacts our faux pas and foibles still have on us today. Great for gifting! Funny Father's Day gift White elephant gag gift Unique gift for the history major Fun teacher gift

Queen Bee

Author: Jane Fallon
Publisher: Michael Joseph
ISBN: 9780241414460
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 400

Book Description
A brand-new novel from the Sunday Times bestselling author of Faking Friends and Tell Me a Secret.

The Worst Thing She Ever Did

Author: Alice Kuipers
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 1443402362
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 109

Book Description
All Sophie wants is to forget what happened last summer. But that’s not easy when people keep asking if she’s okay, and her mother locks herself behind closed doors for hours at a time. And now her best friend, Abigail, cares more about parties and boys than about hanging out with Sophie. Lost in memories of the life she had before that terrible day, Sophie retreats into herself. But it’s only so long before she must confront the tragedy of her past so she can face the future.

The Worst Mascot Ever

Author: James Preller
Publisher: Clarion Books
ISBN: 1328857182
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 101

Book Description
Four friends inaugurate their Big Idea Gang by starting a campaign to convince their principal and school to get a new mascot.

The Lost Hours

Author: Susan Lewis
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0008286957
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 425

Book Description
Don’t miss the gripping new novel from the Sunday Times bestselling author!

The Worst Class Trip Ever

Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 1484719417
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 157

Book Description
In this hilarious novel, written in the voice of eighth-grader Wyatt Palmer, Dave Barry takes us on a class trip to Washington, DC. Wyatt, his best friend, Matt, and a few kids from Culver Middle School find themselves in a heap of trouble-not just with their teachers, who have long lost patience with them -- but from several mysterious men they first meet on their flight to the nation's capital. In a fast-paced adventure with the monuments as a backdrop, the kids try to stay out of danger and out of the doghouse while trying to save the president from attack-or maybe not.

The Worst Book Ever

Author: Elise Gravel
Publisher: Drawn & Quarterly
ISBN: 1770464905
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 52

Book Description
Don’t take the title as a metaphor: it really is the worst book ever. Governor General Literary Award winning children’s book author and illustrator Elise Gravel takes readers on an unexpected journey through the world’s most boring book. The story’s characters and omniscient readers alike quickly become annoyed by the author’s bland imagination and rebel against her tired tropes and stale character choices, spouting sass in an attempt to get her attention and steer the narrative in a more interesting direction. After all, you don’t even have to buy the book, but the characters? They’re stuck in there for an eternity, and they’re going to do their best to make the most of it, or at least have a little fun where they can. As the charming and bizarre true nature of the characters overpowers the dry attributes given to them by the author, this once blasé story quickly picks up speed, transforming the story into something much more unique than originally promised. With Gravel’s signature goofy characters behind the wheel, no silly twist or rude body function is off the table!

Jane Jones: Worst. Vampire. Ever.

Author: Caissie St. Onge
Publisher: Ember
ISBN: 0375899766
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 242

Book Description
For Jane Jones, being a vampire is nothing like you read about in books. In fact, it kind of sucks. She's not beautiful, she's not rich, and she doesn't "sparkle." She's just an average, slightly nerdy girl from an ordinary suburban family (who happens to be vampires.) Jane's from the wrong side of the tracks (not to mention stuck in the world's longest awkward phase), so she doesn't fit in with the cool vampire kids at school or with the humans kids. To top it all off, she's battling an overprotective mom, a clique of high school mean girls (the kind who really do have fangs), and the most embarrassing allergy in the history of the undead, she's blood intolerant. So no one's more surprised than Jane when for the first time in her life, things start to heat up (as much as they can for a walking corpse, anyway) with not one, but two boys. Eli's a geeky, but cute real-live boy in her history class, and Timothy is a beautiful, brooding bloodsucker, who might just hold the key to a possible "cure" for vampirism. Facing an eternity of high school pressure, fumbling first dates, or a mere lifetime together with Timothy, what's a 90-something year-old teen vampire to do? Fans of the Vladmir Tod Chronicles, You are So Undead to Me, and Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side will feast on this deliciously readable, smart, and fantastically funny debut.

Worst Ideas Ever

Author: Daniel B. Kline
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN: 1616082623
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 241

Book Description
Mistakes so big they seem like fodder for The Onion but they really...