Unicorns Are Jerks

Author:
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 9781492647201
Category : Coloring books
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way

Unicorn Being a Jerk

Author: C. W. Moss
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062099000
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 126

Book Description
Mystical, gentle, magical . . . as if. You’ve obviously neverseen a unicorn in his natural habitat—those guys are jerks. CartoonistC. W. Moss reveals the less-than-wonderful side of the world’s most wondrouscreature in his hilarious series of single panel comics, UnicornBeing A Jerk. Take a gander at what these fantastical creaturesare really like, in comics like “Unicorn Being a Stalker,” “UnicornTrying to Peek at Breast-feeding Woman’s Nipple,” “Unicorn Denying theHolocaust,” and more. Readers of Moss’s online strip will love thesignificantly expanded book, which features what Moss describes as “a wholebunch of new illustrations,” in a collection perfect for fans of The Book ofBunny Suicides, Cyanide & Happiness, Penny Arcade and TheTruth about Chuck Norris.

Nerdycorn

Author: Andrew Root
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1534460063
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40

Book Description
Fern isn’t your usual unicorn…she loves chemistry and math more than glitter or flowers—and she refuses to change who she is in this sweet and empowering picture book about being yourself—and standing up for yourself, too! Meet Fern! She’s a smart, creative unicorn who prefers building robots and coding software to jumping through shimmering rainbows and splashing in majestic waterfalls. Even though Fern is a good friend and always willing to help others, the other unicorns tease her and call her a nerdycorn. One day, Fern has had enough and decides to stop fixing her friends’ broken things. But then the confetti machine, the rainbow synthesizer, and the starlight bedazzler all go haywire during the biggest Sparkle Dance Party of the year! Fern can certainly fix them…but will she?

Mer World Problems

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Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 9781492647225
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Dinosaurs with Jobs

Author:
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 9781492647218
Category : Dinosaurs
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
This coloring book features twenty examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place.

Unicorns Are Jerks

Author:
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 9781492647591
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Unicorns are back and even bigger jerks than ever The coloring book that exposed the cold, hard, sparkly truth is back, this time with more shocking truths about unicorns. With twenty-seven new coloring and activity pages, Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book is your ultimate guide to the wily ways of our single-horned friends.

The Trans Self-Care Workbook

Author: Theo Lorenz
Publisher: Jessica Kingsley Publishers
ISBN: 1787753441
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 176

Book Description
If you're transgender, non-binary, or any other gender under the wide and wonderful trans umbrella, this book is for you. A creative journal and workbook with a difference, this book combines coloring pages celebrating trans identity, beauty and relationships, with practical advice, journaling prompts and space for reflection to promote self-affirmation and wellbeing. Drawing on CBT and mindfulness techniques, the book covers topics including body positivity and neutrality, coming out, euphoria and dysphoria, building new friendships and navigating relationships with your friends and family, and is the go-to resource for anybody who has ever felt the pressure to conform to a singular definition or narrative. Theo Nicole Lorenz's heart-warming and empowering illustrations of trans people will provide reassurance that you are never alone, and are a reminder to always treat yourself kindly.

The Deceivers

Author: Kristen Simmons
Publisher: Tor Teen
ISBN: 125017581X
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 352

Book Description
Kristen Simmons, the author of the Article 5 series and Metaltown, brings her remarkable imagination to this intrigue-filled contemporary drama where good kids are needed to do some very bad things in The Deceivers. Welcome to Vale Hall, the school for aspiring con artists. When Brynn Hilder is recruited to Vale, it seems like the elite academy is her chance to start over, away from her mom’s loser boyfriend and her rundown neighborhood. But she soon learns that Vale chooses students not so much for their scholastic talent as for their extracurricular activities, such as her time spent conning rich North Shore kids out of their extravagant allowances. At first, Brynn jumps at the chance to help the school in its mission to rid the city of corrupt officials—because what could be better than giving entitled jerks what they deserve? But that’s before she meets her mark—a senator’s son—and before she discovers the school’s headmaster has secrets he’ll stop at nothing to protect. As the lines between right and wrong blur, Brynn begins to realize she’s in way over head. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Unicorn Journal from The 1600s

Author: Kevin Shamel
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100

Book Description
So apparently... People in 1657 had unicorns running around all over the dang place. So many, in fact, that they hunted them. Like jerks. I mean, the 1600s people were uncool a lot of the time, but this has got to be the worst thing they did. Worse than castle-toilets and their food made of guts. If all the unicorns aren't hiding out in the Amazon, as I believe them to be, then it's these guyses fault for killing them all. When I finally sell enough journals to build a time machine, I'm going back to save the unicorns SECOND THING! And if I meet one named Goldie Goldenmane Goldhorn, I'm gonna bring that one back with me. I'll take pics and post them on all my social media, don't worry. I hope you help me save the unicorns.

Unicorns Are Jerks (Also Featuring Dinosaurs with Jobs and Mer World Problems)

Author: Sourcebooks, Inc Staff
Publisher: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 9781492648031
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
All your favorite fantastical creatures, together at last Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties.