Color Me F*cking Calm

Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
ISBN: 9781250121424
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
It’s about time you f*cking relaxed! The time-honored stress release of swearing meets the tranquility of coloring with Color Me F*cking Calm. This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when you just don’t give a f*ck. Color away the chaos when everything feels like a “Total F*cking Sh*tshow” and get lost in designs made for “Badass Motherf*ckers.” Give this as the perfect gift to the smartasses in your life, or treat your inner “Little Miss F*cking Sunshine” to delightfully impolite adult coloring. With 30 pages of vivid vulgarities, this adult coloring book lets you embrace your bad manners as you therapeutically color away the stresses of the day. Color Me F*cking Calm is a hysterical, satisfying way to create works of art that are as colorful as your cursing!

Calm the F*ck Down

Author: Sarah Knight
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 0316529176
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 274

Book Description
Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.

Calm the Fuck Down and Color

Author: Jade Summer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781537779157
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Calm the Fuck Down and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Unlike many adult coloring books, each volume is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through, so you can use any of your favorite tools, including pens, colored pencils, and fine-tipped markers. When you're finished coloring, you can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. As an added bonus, we've also included two copies of every image so you can enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time! This book includes 50 coloring pages, 25 unique images, and the following swear word phrases: Calm the Fuck Down and Color Go Fuck Yourself Chill the Fuck out Leave me the Fuck Alone Shut the Fuck up You're a Dumbass Shove it up Your Ass Kiss my fat Ass Shut up Asshole Don't be a Jackass Damn you to Hell Shut Your Damn Mouth I Don't Give a Damn God Damn it You're a Damn Fool I Don't Give a Shit Eat Shit and Die This is Bullshit Are you Shitting me? You're a Piece of Shit Son of a Bitch You're a Little Bitch Fuck That Bitch Life's a Bitch Don't be Such a Bitch Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax...

Calm As F*ck - Adult Coloring Book

Author: Oh No Oh No Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780692659755
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 64

Book Description
30 new pages of swear words and colorful phrases by best-selling publisher Oh No Coloring Books! Calm As F*ck is just as relaxing as it sounds! Color sassy phrases like "Life Isn't a Garden So Stop Being a Ho" and "I Need You Like A Fish Needs a F***ing Bike". Also included are classic swear words like "Bulls**t", "B**ch", and "A**hole". The words are surrounded by beautiful and humorous images of garden flowers, animals, people, and fanciful doodles that are perfect for making any day relaxing.

Keep Calm and Colour Unicorns

Author: Summersdale
Publisher: Summersdale
ISBN: 9781909865259
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
'Colour is a power which directly influences the soul.' Wassily Kandinsky There's nothing like a unicorn to give life some colour. Relax, take a break and let your imagination soar... So Keep Calm and Colour Unicorns!

Keep Calm & Color On 2

Author: Jason Quinn Cox
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Coloring Book Calming Patterns to Relax and Enjoy 199 pages Good for All

Calm the F*ck Down

Author: Oancea Camelia
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532963759
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 82

Book Description
Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. This beautiful coloring book features: 40 Classic and Angry Swear Words to Color Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details 40 Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11" CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN."

You are Amazing as Fuck, Keep That Shit Up!

Author: Artpro Press
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781952663482
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 76

Book Description
★ The BEST SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK GIFTS 2020 ★ - SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE (WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!! ) Looking For The Perfect Inspirational adult coloring book for women?... Then This is For You! This Swear Word Coloring Book Contains Over 37 Pages Single sided designs for you to color whenever you need a boost of confidence or a not so gentle reminder of how badass you are, with Hilarious uncensored expletives, graphics, and phrases. In this swear word coloring book for adults, you will find inspirational quotes including: Calm the fuck down Let that shit go Life is about kicking Ass, not kissing it Go with the Fucking Flow Cheer the fuck up Bloom Wherever the Fuck you are Planted You are Fucking Amazing Clean your Shit Up Find your Fucking Happy Designs Ranges From Simple To Advance.This Coloring Book will Provide Hours of Fun and Creative Fucking Expression! Know someone who loves to color? Make them smile by getting them a copy too. You could even color together! Scroll Up Now and Click The Buy Button To Get Started!

Fuck Off, I'm Coloring

Author: Dare You Stamp Co.
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
ISBN: 1604336617
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 112

Book Description
Color the shit out of this new stress-relieving swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to tell everyone to “fuck off.” Now you can say it in color! Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the “zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. Do whatever the fuck you want.

Chill the Fuck Out and Color

Author: Jade Summer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539674221
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
Adult colorists are in for a hilarious surprise in this fun coloring book from bestselling publishing brand, Jade Summer. Our Chill the F*ck Out and Colorbook features amusing illustrations that will make you laugh out loud! Color in your favorite swear words - patterns, swirls and flowers are dotted throughout so you can practice your artistic skills. Both aspiring and advanced colorists will enjoy spending hours of enjoyment filling in each design. From "the Queen of f*cking awesome" to "get out of my f*cking sight", each quote is guaranteed to make you howl. Our shocking and outrageous sayings are ready to be given your creative magic. Choose your favorite shades and relish this entertaining coloring adventure. Jade Summer books have 5,000+ 5-star Amazon Reviews. Discover what makes Jade Summer one of the premier adult coloring book brands and a frequent best-seller on Amazon. Explore the entire Jade Summer collection of 75+ coloring books and find the perfect book for your next coloring adventure. Beautiful, Fun, and Relaxing Coloring Pages. Our incredible coloring pages will empower you to create masterpieces and release your inner-artist. Every page you color will pull you into a relaxing world where your responsibilities will seem to fade away... 25 Unique Images | 2 Copies of Every Image | Single-sided Pages. You get an extra copy of each image in case you make a mistake, want to color the image a second time, or have an extra to share with a friend. Every image is placed on its own black-backed page to reduce the bleed-through problem found in other coloring books. This book includes a FREE digital edition. You can download the entire book and print pages as many times as you want! Become part of the Jade Summer community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an outstanding way to view completed pages from other Jade Summer fans, meet other colorists, share your masterpieces with the world, and participate in making future coloring books (including exclusive access to pre-release artwork). Why Other Colorists Love this Book "Naughty words have never been such fun!" - Shannon Anderson "I bought this for my sister and she though it was hilarious." - Elizabeth Marie "I seriously LOVE this coloring book." - Cassandra Buy Now & Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the Add to Cart button.