Beat That Parking Ticket

Author: Haskell Nussbaum
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780978682569
Category : Administrative procedure
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Beat That Parking Ticket is the most comprehensive ? and entertaining ? book about parking tickets that you?ll ever find. It contains information about how to fight tickets that is simply impossible to obtain if you haven?t actually worked as a parking ticket judge. It is also replete with amusing stories. A complete reference guide for fighting tickets in New York City, whether by mail, web, or in person. Discover:? Why some excuses never work -- even if they're true.? When you should mail in your defense -- and when to go in person.? The ins and outs of confusing signs -- and what judges think about them.? What to avoid saying or doing at any cost.? How to appeal a losing ticket most effectively? How to spot defective tickets -- and get off on a technicality.? Outrageous and hilarious stories from "behind the bench."And much, much more.Every day Judges hear the same excuses. And every day they reject them with about the same level of attention as they would devote to plucking off a stray hair that fell on their jackets.Beat That Parking Ticket is the antidote to the plague of guilty verdicts that parking ticket judges in New York routinely dish out.Haskell Nussbaum explains which excuses will never fly ? and which have a fighting chance. He reveals the nitty gritty details of the law that can help you win you case ? and avoid tickets to begin with. And he does it in an entertaining way, sprinkling the book with amusing quotes and outrageous samples of actual defenses and letters that he adjudicated.About the AuthorHaskell Nussbaum is an attorney and a freelance writer who worked as a parking ticket judge in New York City. While there, he adjudicated thousands of tickets and collected stories and insights from many judges, to make Beat That Parking Ticket, A Complete Guide for New York City the most comprehensive behind-the-scenes guide to fighting parking tickets.

Parking Tickets

Author: Shinebox Print
Publisher: Ulysses Press
ISBN: 9781612433493
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 20

Book Description
Did someone park his Miata parallel across the last three perpendicular spaces? And there's no parking enforcement around to bust him? No problem. Thanks to Parking Tickets, readers can issue a cleverly designed and perfectly humiliating "fine" to the inconsiderate owner. There are simple messages — "You're a space hog," angry cards — "It was either this or a crowbar through your window," and sarcastic tickets — "Hope you're better between the sheets than you are between the lines." Together they provide good parkers an outlet to vent their frustrations toward people who deserve it, and maybe raise that driver's consciousness. Wallet-sized to fit in a pocket, purse, or glove box, Parking Tickets has tailor-made insults for every poor parking job. Can't slide into a space because someone parked across the white line? Give them "Couldn’t decide which space to park in, huh?" Stuck with half a space because the parallel-parked car in front didn't pull all the way forward? Hit them with "Maybe a GPS system could have helped you find the middle of this parking spot." Someone parked four feet from the curb? Try "Didn't know it was national 'Let Your Child Drive to Work Day.'"

The Motorist's Guide to Parking Tickets

Author: John Squires
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 1904744214
Category : Automobile parking
Languages : en
Pages : 109

Book Description
Written by an ex-local government officer with over 25 years experience in traffic management and parking, this guide is designed to help motorists avoid parking tickets and how to challenge any that have been incorrectly or unfairly issued.

The New York City Motorists' Parking Survival Guide

Author: Louis Camporeale
Publisher: PARKING PAL COMPANY INC.
ISBN: 9780966467826
Category : Law
Languages : en
Pages : 174

Book Description
From decreasing the odds of receiving a parking ticket to dealing with a ticket once issued, this handbook outlines the most common violations and situations motorists will encounter when driving and parking throughout the greater New York City metro area. Operating on the premise that the best parking defense is knowledge, this guide begins with an in-depth analysis of the basic parking regulations--including those identified by posted signs such as No Parking, No Stopping, No Standing, and street cleaning as well as those monitored via parking meters--for the general public as well as commercial vehicles. Readers will also learn how to read a parking ticket, to identify the specific violation(s) cited, and scan the document to determine if there are any grounds for automatic dismissal. A handy chart of code violations and corresponding fines, tips on the appeal process, and a quick-reference guide to tow pounds further enhance the learning experience.

The Official Karma Violation Ticket Book

Author: Good Karma Factory
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780974587714
Category : Annotations and citations (Law)
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
Join the Karma Police and help set the record straight. Armed with The Official Karma Violation Ticket Book you can let friends, family, co-workers, even celebrities and politicians know they did a NO-NO! Just fill out a citation and express your feelings and opinions while upholding the laws of the universe!

Awakening from Anxiety

Author: Connie L. Habash
Publisher: Mango Media Inc.
ISBN: 164250081X
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 198

Book Description
Use this spiritual guide to equip yourself with the tools needed to tear down anxiety and build inner peace. Spiritual people often find that their own expectations of living a life dedicated to a higher power makes them more susceptible to high-functioning anxiety. Sometimes, traditional relaxation techniques either do not work, don’t last, or, in some cases, actually increase their anxiety. Psychotherapist, yoga teacher, and interfaith minister Rev. Connie L. Habash has helped hundreds of spiritual people overcome fear and anxiety, regain happiness, and feel calmer. In over twenty-five years as a counselor helping spiritual people overcome anxiety, Rev. Connie has taught that it takes more than chanting mantras, stretching, or relaxation techniques to calm anxiety. It requires a transformation in perception, moment-to-moment body awareness, and a conscious response to thoughts and emotions. Awakening from Anxiety provides valuable psycho-spiritual tools to deepen spiritual awakening and calm fears:Learn what anxiety is and when it becomes a problemUnderstand the six mistakes spiritual people make that increase anxietyDiscover the seven keys to a more calm, confident, courageous lifeKnow how to break through the old patterns of stress, worry, and fear into a new perception of your true selfExplore spiritual principles and yoga philosophy to cultivate inner peace If you enjoyed Stop Anxiety from Stopping You and First, We Make the Beast Beautiful, Awakening from Anxiety will take your healing and renewal from anxiety to the next level. “A book I will recommend to many for both practical advice and spiritual insights for handling stress, worry, and anxiety.”?Becca Anderson, author of Prayers for Calm

Parking Policy and Enforcement

Author: Great Britain: Parliament: House of Commons: Transport Committee
Publisher: The Stationery Office
ISBN: 9780215029317
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 208

Book Description
This publication contains a range of oral and written evidence taken by the Committee in relation to its inquiry into parking enforcement policy in Britain (HCP 748-I, session 2005-06; ISBN 0215029305), including evidence from officials representing the Department for Transport, Transport for London, the Local Government Association and various local authorities, the National Parking Adjudicator Service and the Chief Parking Adjudicator for London, the British Parking Association and the Freight Transport Association.

Parking and the City

Author: Donald Shoup
Publisher: Routledge
ISBN: 1351019643
Category : Architecture
Languages : en
Pages : 484

Book Description
Donald Shoup brilliantly overcame the challenge of writing about parking without being boring in his iconoclastic 800-page book The High Cost of Free Parking. Easy to read and often entertaining, the book showed that city parking policies subsidize cars, encourage sprawl, degrade urban design, prohibit walkability, damage the economy, raise housing costs, and penalize people who cannot afford or choose not to own a car. Using careful analysis and creative thinking, Shoup recommended three parking reforms: (1) remove off-street parking requirements, (2) charge the right prices for on-street parking, and (3) spend the meter revenue to improve public services on the metered streets. Parking and the City reports on the progress that cities have made in adopting these three reforms. The successful outcomes provide convincing evidence that Shoup’s policy proposals are not theoretical and idealistic but instead are practical and realistic. The good news about our decades of bad planning for parking is that the damage we have done will be far cheaper to repair than to ignore. The 51 chapters by 46 authors in Parking and the City show how reforming our misguided and wrongheaded parking policies can do a world of good. Read more about parking benefit districts with a free download of Chapter 51 by copying the link below into your browser. https://www.routledge.com/posts/13972

Hearings

Author: United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Appropriations
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 1786

Book Description

Congressional Record

Author: United States. Congress
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Law
Languages : en
Pages : 1348

Book Description