The Best Ever Book of Saudi Arabian Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781469917818
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Saudi Arabian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Saudi Arabian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Saudi Arabian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Saudi Arabian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Saudi Arabian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Saudi Arabians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Saudi Arabian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Saudi Arabian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Saudi Arabian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Saudi Arabians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Hilarious Guide to Great Bad Taste Arab Jokes

Author: Mike Callie
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781500288129
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 268

Book Description
THE HILARIOUS GUIDE TO GREAT BAD TASTE ARAB JOKES Volume 5 Published By Hilarious Press A superb and funny collection of over 220 premium Classic Dirty, Bad Taste, Offensive, insulting, and Racist ARAB JOKES & ONE LINERS that sensitive TOWEL HEADS, IRANIANS, TERRORISTS, CAMEL JOCKEYS, PALESTINIANS, RAGHEADS, IRAQIS & "ABDULLAHS" Really Hate.... And Rightfully So! Written, Edited and 'Massaged' for the needy "Bad Taste Deprived" by Acclaimed Comedy & Joke Writer and Producer, MIKE CALLIE as part of the 14 book Hilarious Bad Taste Joke Book Series. www.badtastejokes.com (Available on Amazon.com) BAD TASTE HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNIER!! www.badtastebooks.com

A Hologram for the King

Author: Dave Eggers
Publisher: Vintage Canada
ISBN: 034580760X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 260

Book Description
A National Book Award Finalist, a New York Times bestseller and one of the most highly-acclaimed books of the year, A Hologram for the King is a sprawling novel about the decline of American industry from one of the most important, socially-aware novelists of our time. In a rising Saudi Arabian city, far from weary, recession-scarred America, a struggling businessman named Alan Clay pursues a last-ditch attempt to stave off foreclosure, pay his daughter's college tuition, and finally do something great. In A Hologram for the King, Dave Eggers takes us around the world to show how one man fights to hold himself and his splintering family together in the face of the global economy's gale-force winds. This taut, richly layered, and elegiac novel is a powerful evocation of our contemporary moment--and a moving story of how we got here.

The History of Saudi Arabia

Author: A M Vasilev
Publisher: Saqi
ISBN: 0863567797
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 442

Book Description
How has Saudi Arabia managed to maintain its Arab and Islamic values while at the same time adopting Western technology and a market economy? How have its hereditary leaders, who govern with a mixture of political pragmatism and religious zeal, managed to maintain their power? This comprehensive history of Saudi Arabia from 1745 to the present provides insight into its culture and politics, its powerful oil industry, its relations with its neighbours, and the ongoing influence of the Wahhabi movement. Based on a wealth of Arab, American, British, Western and Eastern European sources, this book will stand as the definitive account of the largest state on the Arabian peninsula.

The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Saudi Arabians

Author: Mark Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781484946268
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Saudi Arabians is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Saudi Arabians appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Saudi Arabian knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Saudi Arabian, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Saudi Arabians. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

The Fool's Best Joke Book Volume 1

Author: Neil Hutchison
Publisher: Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.
ISBN: 6167817375
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 582

Book Description
Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile

The Best Ever Book of Muslim Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781468124330
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Muslim, Italian, Irish, Muslim, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Muslim, Muslim, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Muslim jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Muslim Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Muslim Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Muslim joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Muslim jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Muslims wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Muslim and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Muslim brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Muslim who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Muslims laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Armies of Sand

Author: Kenneth Michael Pollack
Publisher: Oxford University Press, USA
ISBN: 0190906960
Category : HISTORY
Languages : en
Pages : 697

Book Description
Armies of Sand asks, 'why have Arab militaries fought so poorly in the modern era?' It examines the performance of over two-dozen Arab militaries from 1948 to 2017, and compares them to a half-dozen non-Arab militaries, to conclude that politics, economics, and culture all contributed to the past weakness of Arab armies.

The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Saudi Arabians

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781490343020
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 106

Book Description
The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Saudi Arabians: Creative Ways to Cut Your Costs, Conserve Your Capital And Keep Your Cash; is the ultimate guide to saving money and getting rich quick. Filled with the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous money saving tips you can imagine, this humorous, groundbreaking resource shows you how Saudi Arabians waste money and provides you with everything you need to transform your life.The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Saudi Arabians is filled revolutionary tips that even the tightest Tightwad would have trouble coming up with. Bright ideas include: • Hanging out your dental floss to dry so you can reuse it later • Finding God to reduce your household expenses • Filling your Thermos at work to reduce your water bill • Fasting to reduce your food costs. Other tips include: • Cutting your bathroom costs by 50% • Changing the perception others have of you • Making your family grateful for the things they have • Getting others to help you save money • Reducing your expenditure on food and other necessities.The savings in this book are so extreme; most Saudi Arabians won't be able to implement them. But for those that do, they'll be able to recover the cost of this book after just a few pages. Ask yourself: Are you a cost-cutting warrior willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save money, or are you a spendthrift Saudi Arabian who wastes money?

That Reminds Me: Finding the Funny in a Serious World

Author: Michael Close
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1435706463
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 220

Book Description
Michael Close is an inveterate joke teller whose stories have brought gales of laughter from audiences around the world. For more than twenty years, Michael's friends and colleagues have eagerly awaited a collection of jokes from his enormous repertoire. "That Reminds Me" is that compilation - more than 250 of the best clean (and not so clean) jokes you've ever read. But this is much more than a joke book. Michael shares heartfelt reminiscences of the funny people who have enriched his life, stories of crazy personal experiences, and thoughts on the importance of "finding the funny" in your own life. This is the perfect book for anyone who needs a good laugh. Foreword by Penn Jillette [The jokes in this collection range from squeaky clean to R-rated. Words that you can't use on network television appear occasionally. If such language offends you, please don't purchase this book.]